A/N ok so I know this kinda sucks so far but I'm working on it.
This means thoughts
This is yelling
This is singing
I just felt the need to add this oh and the Russian I used last chapter was 'SHUT UP!'
_story start_
That night Kitty chose to stay the night with Veronica because she wanted to be there when the next unit arrives.
"Fine but I'm not saving your ass if I get Ivan next" Veronica said when Kitty asked if she could stay.
Well she didn't ask she just said. "Hey V I'm staying here so I can find out who you get when you get them" as she was sitting on the couch.
Sighing Veronica just went to the kitchen to start dinner, she was making her favorite tuna casserole for herself and Balandėliai for Toris. Kitty was just munching on some Polski that Veronica had made earlier before Toris arrived.
"OK Toris your dinner is cooking and should be done soon" Veronica said as she sat down with her food and changed the channel to tru TV worlds 'smartest' inventions. Veronica and Kitty love the show they make fun of all of these inventions that aren't that smart at all.
_time skipitty do_
The next day Veronica got up and walked into the living room to see Toris eating cereal with Kitty watching Saturday morning cartoons. So she grabbed the left over tuna casserole and sat with them.
After breakfast Veronica said "OK time for clothes shopping!" she said grabbing her learners permit Toris Kitty and her mother's car keys.
"Hey V don't you need a licensed driver to drive?" Kitty asked.
"I was looking through the crate Toris came in before I turned it into scraps for the bonfire we're gonna have when the next unit arrives and I found an I.D so I can drive as long as he's in the car." Veronica explained getting into her mother's Toyota Camry followed by Toris and Kitty. "To wal-mart!"
At the store Veronica, Toris and Kitty went straight to the men's section.
"Cool! Check out this shirt!" Veronica said obviously looking for a new shirt for herself.
"V if you want to get something for yourself then go to the girls section!" Kitty said. Very annoyed with her friends tomboyish ways.
"Girls clothing sucks and makes me feel fat with their skinny jeans and shit that only girls who are anorexic can wear and not feel bad about themselves." Veronica said once she found a good shirt that says 'I'm with stupid ' "Ok are we done here?"
"Yeah no thanks to you" Kitty said letting Veronica push the cart.
"Hey not my fault my brother stole my shirts to wear at his friends. I hope that I get England when he gets back so he can get poisoned and I can be an only child again" Veronica said but only whispered the part about England poisoning her brother.
At the checkout line Veronica grabbed a monster energy drink ignoring Kitty's complaints on how bad it is.
Once home Veronica noticed that there was a truck in front of her house. When she pulled up Bob came out to meet her.
"Hi bob" Veronica said jokingly in a southern accent like she randomly does during the day, "what's up I got another unit already?"
"Yes you do" he said handing Veronica the clipboard.
"Who is it this time?" she asked giving the clipboard back and waiting for him to put it into the house.
"Don't know sorry" he said
"not a problem but if I end up raped, molested, or dead my monkey Kyle will shoot you with my AK47" Veroncia said taking the manual to see who she got.
"Don't shoot the messenger I'm not the one who chooses where the units go I just take them there" Bob said as he walked out.
"Ok let's see who we have this time so I know if I need my AK" veronica muttered to herself and opened the envelope with the manual.
IVAN BRAGINSKI user guide and manual
"hey Kitty! Guess who we got!"
"Poland?" she yelled back
"Nope! Russia!"
Toris started shaking when Veronica said Russia.
"Don't worry Toris let's hope we got the chibi!Russia OK?" Veronica said as she stepped back and said "брат! !"
There was no reaction in the box. Veronica was hoping that her unit didn't break in the delivery or that she got the wrong one. She when to the box and opened it up thanks to her crow bar " why this is chained I'll never know"
When she opened it she was a small child, and her babysitter instincts kicked in and she picked up the child. "aren't you the cutest little thing I've ever seen" she said.
"Are you mother Russia?" little Ivan asked.
"Oh no I'm not but I'll be your big sister is that OK?" Veronica said picking up her mother's car keys again.
"that's OK but may I call you mother Russia?"
"That's fine I guess but not when we're at the store OK?"
"hey V where are you going?" Kitty asked.
"Back to Wal-Mart I need to get Ivan some clothes" Veronica replied putting Ivan in the back seat of the car. "OK just stay still and keep you head down until I can get a car seat OK?"
"OK mother Russia" Ivan said as Veronica got into the car after dragging Toris out of the house so she can drive.
At Wal-Mart Veronica grabbed a car seat that Ivan felt comfortable sitting in, later Ivan Toris and Veronica chose clothes for Ivan to wear other than the military clothes that were provided and too big for him.
"Big sister I'm hungry" little Ivan said once they paid for the clothes and car seat.
"OK Ivan I'll make you something to eat when we get home because I'm not wasting money on McDonalds." Veronica said as she got off at her exit .
When Veronica pulled into her drive way she saw her younger brother Seve.
"Seve? Why are you here I thought you were staying at Aarons house." Veronica said after helping Ivan out of the car.
"Demon!" Seve said pointing to Ivan. "He's a demon I tell you!"
"Aaron got hetalia units as well?"
"Y-yeah"
"Please don't fear me big brother if mother Russia wishes for me not to harm you then I won't" Ivan said in a voice that was adorable yet frightening.
"Keep him away from me!" Seve screamed backing away from the young child.
"Shut up Seve and get your ass into the house!" Veronica yelled to Seve.
When she got inside she saw Kitty at her laptop on who was looking ecstatic.
"Uh Kitty? What are you doing?" Veronica asked
"V! can you please get me a china unit? Or South Korea?" Kitty asked tackling Veronica to the ground.
"No but when they arrive they can spend the night at your house OK?"
"Fine but… your breasts belong to me!" Kitty said mimicking south Korea earning a karate chop in the head from Veronica. "Ow!"
That night Veronica had her work cut out for her Seve was running away from Ivan, Ivan was chasing Seve, Kitty was on her laptop on facebook, and Toris being the only well behaved one in the house he was just sitting and watching TV waiting for dinner.
The next day Veronica found a small child in her bed and it took her a little while to realize that it was Ivan. Soon after Veronica awoke Ivan opened his eyes
"good morning mother Russia"
"Good morning Ivan did you sleep well?"
Ivan nodded sitting up and rubbing his eyes , Veronica could only think one work as the small nation did so 'cute!'
"Hey Ivan would you like to pull a prank on big brother Seve?" Veronica asked feeling mischievous this morning.
"I would very much like that mother Russia" he said hopping out of bed.
After they both got dressed and made sure that Toris and Kitty knew what they were planning, Toris spent a half hour talking Veronica out of the hot dog prank that she wanted to pull so instead she will blow a horn in her brothers ear making him wake up looking at Ivan's face. He didn't like the other prank any better but he soon learned that it is nearly impossible to convince her out of bad ideas.
_Seve's room_
Seve was laying in his bed surrounded by hid video games and game controllers under a purple alien blanket that would make Alfred happy except the purple background.
"Alright Ivan crawl on his chest and loom over his head" Veronica explained grabbing her horn as Ivan did as told. The next thing that happened was a loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
Seve woke up with a start and I didn't help to see Ivan looming over his head trolling "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed and Veronica noticed that the bed started getting darker down below.
"Holy crap he pissed himself! Come one Ivan before he recovers and chases us!" Veronica said grabbing him and racing for her room laughing.
_Time skip_
About an hour later after Veronica and Ivan stopped their laughing, Seve stopped trying to break Veronica door down, and changed his bed sheets the two pranksters came out. Holding onto their stomachs.
"You're a jerk Veronica" Seve said when they came out.
"I saw a opportunity to prank you and I took it" Veronica said plopping down on the couch next to the computer logging onto her newest facebook . which was North Korea because Kitty wanted to RP the Korea twins "Kitty Feli's on!"
"let me on!" Kitty yelled
"Hell no! my house my computer!" veronica yelled back.
A/N OK I don't think this chapter was much better sadly but I hoped you liked it. Feli is my facebook friend to Rps as Italy America and Belarus at the moment. If you're reading this Feli HIIIII! And my brother actually does have purple alien bed stuff I pick on him all the time about it.
