heads up, I'm British so my humour is slightly different to American and Michael McIntyre is a huge comedian over here,watch him on YouTube he's hilarious. Chapter 2

Eric POV

As I heard Sookie descend into bed and into a deep sleep, I began to explore the house. When she had gone to the fae realm, I found my-self unable to go into the main parts of the house; it seemed empty with-out her. However, I found comfort in her bedroom. Having personally redecorated and cared for her possessions, I found my-self closer to her and would often just lay on her bed, basking in her still present scent. Eric Northman doesn't fucking need comfort. Fucking fairy.

Now I could fully explore this old house. Finding her reading material, I settled on the couch and opened to a random place in a book.

'They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.' Has Pam written a book without telling me? Turning to a new page I begin to read again. 'man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags…' No fucking way. Turning to face the cover, I quickly learned that it was in fact written by Sophie Kinsella and is titled Confessions of a Shopaholic. Pam definitely needs to read this, my credit card bills are always nearly over the limit every month. My child really is addicted to pumps.

Standing up, I made my way over to her bookshelf, scrolling through her many romance novels, I noticed a particular book. Michael McIntyre Life & Laughing. Now that's my sought of reading. Soon, I was laughing until I cried. I can admit (only to my-self though) that I have man love for this man, he is a true genius.

Sookie POV

Eric's laughing echoed around the house and soon I became too curious and found him crying bloody tears whilst laughing the most I have ever seen him do. What the hell is he doing?

"Eric? What are you doing?" I asked as I entered the living room and plonked down onto a seat opposite the blonde Viking not caring that I was in my pj's.

"Reading McIntyre's autobiography, I didn't know you had such good taste in books Sookie." He replied as he wiped the tears from his perfect face. As he did, his phone bleeped into life and he picked it up without hesitation.

"Northman." Speeding outside, he quietly shut the door behind him as I waited for his return.

Eric POV

"What do you mean he was at the mayors house? Why the fuck was he there?"

"I felt our maker child bond change, It was like he was there but wasn't! I tracked him down and found him on his knees in front of the mayor of this town who is a 90 year old man and licked at some file he had on his lap. I only noticed that it had Sookie's blood on it once I got closer, I glamoured the mayor into forgetting it and managed to get him back to the mansion. What should I do? He doesn't know who he is! He's been a jerk and kind of creepy" Jessica replied. This young vampire had done surprisingly well considering whom her maker was and her age.

"I will be over soon, are you sure he's forgotten who he is? He sounds a lot like his self."

"Thanks b-"

I had hung up before she could finish the human custom of saying goodbye over the phone. Moving back into the house, I found the fairy in the same position she was in when I left.
"Bill has been cursed believe it or not. He appears to have forgotten who he is." Jumping up Sookie's mouth could have caught flies with how wide she had opened it in shock.

"Who what where when why?"

"Witches, curse, Shreveport, earlier and unknown." I replied smoothly.

"Shouldn't you be with him trying to retrieve his memories? He's king!"

Rolling my eyes I replied. "I will soon, first I need to inform you of something. I have heard of such curses been placed upon a vampire, it happened in the late 1500's in what is now known as Moscow. The curse was placed upon the vampire as a memory wipe that would also take the vampire to its heart's desire. Jessica found Billy licking a file with your blood on it whilst it was on the mayor's lap. So either he really loves the old man's cock or his heart's desire is your blood. Or maybe both. How did your blood get on a file?"

Short I know but I got so many reviews and story alerts that I wanted to update a.s.a.p. Now I will be writing the next chapter for my ssvm then back to this but may take a few days because of other engagements. Tell me what you think so far, I might later once this story is finished, different scenarios of where Bill ended up, have so many ideas but this one just stood out. :s

Disclaimer! I own no characters and the quotes belong to Sophie Kinsella.