Chapter Two
Beware the angry female
"What is this?" she asked him. Puss then shivered in fear at this. He knew what Fiona was like when angry and didn't want to risk it. "I'm just having some fun, okay?" he told her. "You taped me and Shrek in privacy! You also put it on the Net for the world to see! I'm not in the mood to talk. I'm going back to bed. When I wake up, that had better been gone or else!" she told him and slammed the door.
Meanwhile Shrek was in Far,Far Away. Harold was a little bit worried. He'd seen what Puss had put on the Medieval Entertainment site of his daughter and her husband making out. "How did that get on there?" he asked him worriedly. "I'm sorry son. It's just that sort of stuff makes me and Lillian look bad in front of the entire kingdom." He told him.
"I didn't put this up! Someone else must've done this from my laptop! I'm sorry." Shrek told him. He then walked off through the forest. He was feeling anger flow through his body. Puss hoped that they didn't find out about this. Fiona then saw her husband return. He looked a little worried.
She then saw Puss run off but stopped him. "What's going on?" he asked her. "Why don't you tell him what's going on Puss?" she said. He groaned but was worried. He knew that Shrek had a very short temper and didn't want to see him angry. "Alright I'll tell him!" he told her. "Tell me what?" Shrek said to Fiona. Puss then looked into his amigo's brown eyes. "You know how that footage got on the Internet?" he told him. "Yeah?" he told him. Puss then settled his throat before going on. "I'm… I'm the one who did it! I was bored and wanted to do it for kicks so I recorded it but I thought you'd find it funny." He said.
But Shrek wasn't amused. "Fiona honey could you leave us alone for a second?" he said. She understood and left the room. "You're not mad, right senor?" Puss said to him nervously. "I'm not very happy. I thought we were friends! To go and do that on Fiona and me… you almost made me look like the fall guy like back when I first met Fiona's parents. I don't think we should be friends anymore!" he yelled angrily. Puss then pulled out his sword. "Senor you cannot do this to me! Prepare to die!" he said as he lunged.