A/N: I have decided to try and make this a multi-chapter fic.

Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto

No POV

Sasuke sat in his room thinking. Naruto had just talked to him lately and had said nothing about Sasuke's current arrangement. This worried Sasuke. Naruto always had a quick joke up his sleeve. What had Kakashi said? Sasuke hoped that it wasn't something bad. When he finally went down stairs he saw his 'dad' sitting at the table eating breakfast. He looked so calm. "Hey Kakashi." Sasuke said as he reached the last step.

"Yes Sasuke?" Kakashi looked up from his food and smiled. This was not the first time Sasuke had seen Kakashi maskless but it still was a little odd. It would take some getting used to but Sasuke didn't really mind.

"What exactly did you say to Naruto and Sakura a few days ago?" Kakashi looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"Why what's wrong?" Kakashi asked.

"Nothing it is just I was walking with Naruto the other day and he never motioned it. It was as if he didn't care or was scared to talk about it. Anytime I said something he would reply with a yep or nope." Kakashi could see Sasuke was worried.

"Sasuke I didn't say anything that would make Naruto afraid to talk to you. Maybe he and Hinata got into a fight. You should ask Sakura she will probably know what is up with him." Kakashi took a sip of coffee.

"There is another problem. Sakura is getting even worse. She talks to me as if I were a child. Like am mentally slow or something. Talking to her has become a pain. " Kakashi only thought one thing, 'Crap.' He knew it was his fault and he intended to talk with the two when he had a chance. Naruto probably wasn't talking to Sasuke much because he was on guard for Orochimaru and Sakura was thinking Sasuke's mental state wasn't good so she tried to comfort him. Unfortunately Sasuke saw that as she thinking him as stupid. 'What have I gotten myself into?' Kakashi looked at Sasuke to see him sitting down poking at a bowl of cereal.

"This is really bugging you isn't it?" He nodded. I got up and walked over to him and put my hand on his shoulder. "Here I'll talk to them and make sure nothing is wrong. Will that make you feel better?" Sasuke nodded again. I got up and pulled up my mask and put on my headband. 'Today will be a long day.' And he left the house.

"Thank you Kakashi." Sasuke whispered as he lifted his head again he was smiling. 'Man I can get whatever I want. I really am going to enjoy this new life style after all.'

Kakashi met his team at the bridge for an 'emergency meeting'. His two students looked puzzled when their friends was not present. "Umm Kakashi sensei…" Naruto trailed off.

"What are you two doing?" Both of the children held a look of shock. Kakashi had never raised his voice before. "Sasuke came down this morning tell me that Naruto you refuse to talk to him." Naruto looked down.

"Naruto I can't believe you! Sasuke needs our help! He is our teammate!" Sakura yelled punching Naruto upside the head.

"And you Sakura." Said girl turned to him with confusion and Naruto stuck his tongue at her. "You talk to Sasuke as if he were a child and can't comprehend anything. Sasuke might I point out still has higher academic scores then both of you. Not to mention that he is looked at as the top ninja of your age group. And yet you talk down to him. He doesn't need things explained to him Sakura. I know you are smart but Sasuke need you to baby him like that." Naruto snickered and Sakura turned red. Kakashi couldn't tell if it were out of anger or embarrassment. He supposed a mixture of both.

"You two." Kakashi said rubbing his forehead as if a headache were coming on. Then again with a team like he had he was surprised he wasn't used to them by now. "I regret telling you why I adopted Sasuke. You two have taken everything I said to an extreme. Naruto you always on guard thinking an attack will take place any day. And Sakura trying to force-feed Sasuke like a child. I have new for you both. I am Sasuke's parent not you two. I can take care of him. You don't have to." Kakashi made sure to say it slow enough so they could understand. He knew if this didn't work he was going to have an angry young Uchiha to deal with. Now Kakashi has seen many awful things but the worst of all was Sasuke when he was mad. Uchiha's normally didn't through tantrums but if you have seen one do such that then you know you never want to relive it. Kakashi sure didn't.

Kakashi remembered the time he had gone in Itachi's room. Apparently that was off limits to anyone but Sasuke. Said boy had thrown a fit. It included screaming, crying, hitting and even biting. He knew at that point dental health was very important to the Uchiha because his arm had really hurt after that.Rules to Taking Care of an Uchiha

Rule #1: Never mess with their things

Rule #2: Don't let them bite you

Rule #3: Keep a first aid kit in the house/ fire extinguisher

Rule #4: Never Piss Sasuke off!!!!

Rule number four Kakashi had learned was the most important. He also learned that number three was true to. Because by the end of that experience he had needed both. Sasuke could truly be a handful.

Kakashi had decided he had had enough and was leaving. He dismissed the other two hoping they would leave Sasuke alone or in Naruto's case talk to Sasuke. Also not wanting to face the teen Kakashi decided he would go buy some food for dinner.

At the market Kakashi found everything he needed to make rice balls and shrimp. He was on his way home when he ran into someone he wasn't in the mood for. "KAKASHI WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT ON THIS FINE YOUTHFUL DAY" 'Someone please shoot me.' Kakashi thought as the one and only Gai walked up to Kakashi patting/hitting him on the back.

"Just picking up food for dinner." Kakashi lazily mumbled.

"HOW IS THAT LAD SASUKE DOING?" Gai asked. Kakashi didn't want to answer soon Gai would be asking personal questions that Kakashi really didn't want to answer. Especially if they were about Sasuke. Knowing he had no way around it though Kakashi regretfully answered.

"Fine I guess."

"YOU GUESS? YOU CAN'T GUESS WITH A CHILD! YOU MUST NURTURE THEM AND LOVE THEM. YOU MUST KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENES TO THEM. YOU CAN'T GUESS! WHAT IF HE IS OUT WITH A BUNCH OF GIRLS? DOES HE KNOW WHAT TO DO THEN? HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM ABOUT…"

"Gai enough!" Kakashi yelled. He was not going there. That was one of the last things he wanted to talk about.

"KAKASHI YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR THIS. SASUKE IS A TEENAGED BOY WITH HORMONES. HE NEEDS THE GUIDENCE OF A FATHER." Kakashi was growing tiered of Gai's speech.

"Gai Sasuke is a teenager I will give you that but he is mature and knows right from wrong he doesn't need me to guide him." Kakashi held his bag tighter as his pride drew.

"YES BUT HE WILL GET CURIOUS. YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND HAVE A TALK WITH HIM ON THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. YOU NEVER KNOW KAKASHI HE MIGHT THANK YOU FOR THE KNOWLEDGE YOU SHARED WITH HIM." That was the most ridiculous thing Kakashi had ever heard. Why the hell would Sasuke thank him? Sasuke showed thanks for some things, but a talk on 'how babies are made' is something that would defiantly not go down in Sasuke's to thank list. In fact another tantrum would probably be thrown.

"Oh look this is my stop. Good bye Gai." Kakashi quickly walked up the dirt path and ran into the house as fast as possible. He walked into the kitchen and put his bag down. When he made his way into the living room he saw the Uchiha looking in the mirror with a wet towel. "Looking for zits?" Kakashi asked.

"No." Sasuke said coldly. "Naruto came over and we walked around until a freaking mob of fan girls attacked. Naruto thinking he was so funny pushed me in and ran away. Now I am in this" Sasuke turned around to show a face full of lipstick smooches and messed up hair. This struck horror on Kakashi's face and Sasuke could see it clear as day. "You think this is bad. I had to change. Some girls ripped my shirt to shred and almost stole my pants. Ugh I was lucky to get out wearing anything." Now that scared Kakashi he pulled the boy down on the couch and began to wipe all of the lipstick away. When finished Sasuke gave him a simple thank you.

"Don't thank me yet. Sasuke." The boy looked at him. "We need to have a talk." At first Sasuke was clueless but then reality struck. His eyes grew about ten times as big.

"Oh no." Sasuke whispered.

"Oh yes." Kakashi said very serious.

A/N: Poor Sasuke he had to get 'The Talk'! Man I remember when my mom gave me that. My dad walked in and asked what we where talking about and I just turned my head and said, "Sex." And he went straight out the door. We could hear him running down the stairs so he wouldn't have to get involved. It was so funny! Sorry this was so short. Tell me what you think. Bye!