Sorry for the delay, but the first chapter is finally here...so I hope you enjoy it! One more thing, DON'T OWN,DON'T SUE!
CHAPTER 1 GIRLS,COLOR,FRIENDS,VOIIII AND... YAOI ?
Lisa: Welcome everyone to the KHR Interview...
Audience: *Claps*
Lisa: Hey, does anyone know where Kyon is?
Suddenly Kyon came bursting into the studio shutting the door behind her...
Kyon:*panting*
Lisa:*runs to her* OMG, Kyon! What happened to you?
Kyon:*still panting* out-side *pants* crazy... *pants* fan girls...
Lisa:*eye twitch* Damn...why does this have to happen when we invite the boys over...
Reborn: Oi! *walks out from backstage* what's taking so long?
Lisa: Sorry Reborn, there seems to be a slight problem outside the studio...
Reborn: Fangirls?
Lisa:*nods*
Tsuna and the other KHR characters came out from the backstage...
Tsuna: Lisa-san, what is going on? Eeh? Kyon-san daijōbudeska?
Lisa: She's fine. Don't worry it's just a small problem...I'll handle it! RISA! GET ARIAS... (If you guys don't know who Arias is, he is the box weapon of Risa...It's a white wolf with orange flames on the tip of its tail. Its abilities are to heal and defense...)
Risa: Got it! *opens box weapon and Arias pops out*
Arias: Arf! Arf! *waging its cute tail*
Lisa: Come here Arias...Risa would you mind bringing Kyon and the others over to the front stage, I'll be right back.*smiles*
Risa:*got a bad feeling* O-Kay...
Risa took Kyon and the gang to the front stage and waited. Then they suddenly heard some screams coming from outside...
Tsuna: What was that?
Lisa: *came in with cub Arias in hand* done...Finally, those fan girls need to be kept in line...
Gokudera: What did you actually do to them?
Lisa: Umm, I think its better not to tell...*looking away*
Everyone:*sweat dropped*
Lisa:*gives Arias back to Risa* let's get on with the show already! (And pray those fan girls don't come back) First, we'll introduce our special guests-Tsuna and the gang!
Reborn: Ciao!
Tsuna: Hi!
Yamamoto: Nice to meet you all!
Gokudera: Whatever...
Ryohei: HELLO TO THE EXTREMMMMMMMMME! (Lisa: DON'T SHOUT!)
Hibari: Herbivore...
Mukuro: Kufufufu
Chrome: *bows*
Lisa: Good to see you guys, (and I don't even need to use blackmail) Oh, and this is Risa...*showing Risa to the cameras*
Risa: Nice to meet everyone, I'm Lisa-chan's OC -Risa in "La Bufera Guardiano". Very good to be here and thanks for reading her stories...*bows politely*
Lisa:*glomps Risa* you're so cute...
Risa:*blushes lightly*
Reborn: Ahem, can we get on with the interview?
Lisa: Umm, sorry Reborn*stops glomping Risa* let's get on with the show...
Hibari: Why would you think I will listen to your orders...*glares at Lisa*
Reborn: Because I promise to let you fight with Risa for the whole week without being bothered by her missions...
Risa: OoO" Why me?
Hibari: HN, fine. You better get ready herbivore.*smirks at Risa*
Risa:*gulps*
Kyon finally calmed down...
Kyon: Hey guys, what did I miss?
Lisa: Kyon! Just in time, the show is about to begin~~ Why don't you read the reviews?
Kyon: Okay! *takes a look at the review* there's not much, huh?
Lisa: Yeah! I know...but it's good enough! Go on...
Kyon: Our first review is from SkyWolf27
Hello! I'm really interested in this. Here are some questions for the characters:
For Tsuna-kun: Just wondering, what kind of girls do you like? Are you more interested in their looks or personality?
For Gokudera: What's your favorite color? I've always wanted to know!
Lisa: Thanks Kyon for reading and thank you SkyWolf27 for your review! ^^
Tsuna: What type of girl, I like? *blushes*
Lisa: Yup! So what's your answer?
Tsuna: Umm, well I like girls who are nice and sensitive (just like Kyoko) but also funny and cute at the same time (just like Haru)
Lisa: It's a mix...
Kyon: between Kyoko and Haru...
Tsuna: =. =
Lisa: Can't you just choose between them?
Kyon: Or maybe one of them can be the boss's wife; while the other one becomes concubine...
Lisa: Good idea...so Tsuna who the first and second in line?
Tsuna: Aaa...Umm...*speakless*
Gokudera: Stop asking the tenth this stupid questions...idiots!
Kyon: What's wrong Gokudera...don't tell me you're jealous...*smirks*
Gokudera:*blushes* What- I don't mean...
Yamamoto: But I thought we're already a coup-*punched by Gokudera*
Gokudera: DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD...BASEBALL IDIOT!
Lisa:*sweat dropped* Why do I feel like this is...
Kyon: Yaoi.
Lisa: Why would you say that? *twitching*
Kyon:*points at Mukuro trying to flirt with the bored Hibari*
Lisa: / Aaa...Umm, well let's get on with the next question...TSUNA!
Tsuna: W-what Lisa-san?
Lisa: Do you like girls for their looks or personalities?
Tsuna: Umm, I supposed their personalities...
Lisa: Hmm, good enough for me...
Kyon: Hey, it's not for you to say, it's supposed to be for the reader!
Lisa: Oh, sorry! I forgot...
Kyon: *face palmed*
Lisa: Next is Gokudera...*pulls the two who is still fighting apart* Stop it you two! Now answer the question!
Gokudera: What question?
Lisa: You're so...*pause* Never mind...SkyWolf27 asked what color you like...
Gokudera: Why do I have to answer that, it's not for the tenth...
Lisa: *irritated mark* Gokudera...please don't make it harder than it is...
Gokudera: Grr...fine...BLUE...
Lisa: *blink* what?
Gokudera: Blue, woman! I like the color blue...
Lisa: Oh...WAIT! Aren't the rain's guardian flames blue too?
Yamamoto: *grins* Oh so you do love me, Hayato!*glomps Gokudera*
Gokudera: *struggling* WHAT! LET GO OFF ME IDIOT! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Kyon: Then why are you blushing?
Gokudera: *tomato red* what? I-I'm not blushing...GET AWAY FROM ME BASEBALL IDIOT!*takes out dynamite*
Lisa: WAIT GOKUDERA! YOU'LL BLOW UP THE WHOLE STUDIO!
Kyon: I got it...BIANCHI!
Bianchi stepped out from the backstage (with no goggles on)
Bianchi: Hayato!
Gokudera: *stopped struggling* A-Aneeki-*faints*
Lisa: Thank god! Kyon's you're a genius!
Kyon: Of course...
Yamamoto: Umm, can we go first? You can't do an interview with a knocked out Gokudera, right?
Lisa: Oh, y-yeah! Can you take him backstage for us, Yamamoto?
Yamamoto: My pleasure!*smiles and carries Gokudera backstage *
Lisa: *shiver* I have a bad feeling about this...
Kyon: Don't worry; I put up a secret camera in the back stage's rooms...so we'll be able to see what's going on...
Lisa: *dark blush*WHAT! I never asked you to...I'm not interested in...Aah! FORGET IT! Our next review is from LiveLaughRead73
Sounds cool!
Tsuna: who do you like more as a friend, Gokudera-kun or Yamamoto?
Squalo: VOIIII! Why do you say VOIIII all the time?
Lisa: *sighs* Time to drag those two out...*walks to the back stage's room*
Kyon: She's going to freak out...
Tsuna: Why is that Kyon-san?
Backstage...
Lisa: HOLLY CRAP! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING ON MY CHAIR!
Front stage...
Kyon: Wow, they did it on the chair...
Everyone: *sweat dropped*
Tsuna: I think I'm going to faint...*staggering*
Kyon: Don't faint Tsuna, hold on for a while...*shaking Tsuna to keep him awake*
Lisa: *came back with lots of irritating marks on her face* Grrrr...
Gokudera/Yamamoto: *a big lump on their heads*
Kyon: O-O|| *gulps* O-kay let's ask the questions...Tsuna! Who do you think is better as a friend, Yamamoto or Gokudera?
Tsuna: I have to choose...AGAIN?
Kyon: Yes Tsuna...say it!
Tsuna: *looks at the anxious Gokudera and then then the smiling Yamamoto*...
Kyon: Tsuna! Your answer, please?
Tsuna: I just can't choose...They are my best friends.
Goukudera: Ju-Juudaime*sobbing*
Yamamoto: Thanks Tsuna...
Lisa: *finally calmed down from the incident* There has to be a way to make him choose...Wait! I got an idea, Hibari!
Hibari: What is it, herbivore?
Lisa: Would you mind go scaring Tsuna for us?
Hibari: Are you ordering me?*raises tonfas*
Lisa: No...No...Not at all...I meant...RISA HELP!*hides behind Risa*
Risa: *sighs* Please Hibari, this one time *warm smile*
Hibari: *glares* Fine...*walks over to Tsuna*
Lisa: Wow! You managed to persuade him.
Risa: No matter what he's just a kid...with a hot temper.
Hibari: *in front of trio* Kami korosu
Tsuna: HIIIIIIE! *runs and hide behind both of them*
Lisa: Damn, those two were standing too close...
Kyon: Or its it just faith...*flipping through manga*
Lisa: *grumble* but looks like we made a commotion out of this question*looking at Hibari fighting with the rain and storm guardians*
Risa: Well moving on... the next question is for-
Suddenly a loud banging was heard at the door...
Lisa: Who might that be?*walks toward the door*
Voices behind the door: VOIIIIII! LET US IN!
Lisa: *staggering* OMG...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
Risa: I think it's Squalo.
Reborn: Let them in before they knocked the door down...*yawning*
Lisa: *opens the door*
Squalo: VOIIIII! That took you long enough!
Lussuria: Squ-chan be nice, we're being invited as guests after all...ne~~~
Lisa/Kyon: *shivers*
Risa: I think I'll take it from here...let me introduce you to the Varia...
Lussuria: Hi! Hi! Mina-san~~ I'm Varia's virtual mother Lussuria~~~~*wink*
Xanxus: HN, trash
Squalo: VOIIII!
Bel: Ushishishishi
Fran: Why am I here?
Mammon: Muu
Risa: I feel like I'm forgetting someone...but whom?
Tsuna: A-ano Risa-san...*pointing at Levi sitting in the Emo corner*
Risa: Oh dear...s-sorry Levi
Levi: *sulking about being forgotten*
Reborn: Leave him, just get on with the question*polishing his gun*
Risa: O-okay, umm Squalo...
Squalo: Huh? What?
Risa: Why do you like to say VOIII all the time?
Lisa: *stopped shivering* Okay I'm back...I'll take it from here, thanks Risa
Risa: ^^
Lisa: Now your answer please...
Squalo: VOIIIII! TO VENT OUT FRUSTRATION...
Lisa: *covers her ears* WHAT! that's all! To vent out frustration on who?
Kyon: *returned to normal* Hey Risa...what does Voiiii mean anyway?
Risa: It's the Italian version for the plural "you"
Kyon: Ohhh... I don't get it...
Lisa: *still arguing with Squalo about his VOIIIIIII-ing*
Kyon: Ummm, sorry to LiveLaughRead73 if the answer wasn't good enough for you, Squalo doesn't seem very cooperative today |||
Lisa: Don't tell me you read the magazine Vogue?
Squalo: VOIIII! STOP SAYING NONSENCE B***H!
Lisa: OKAY! YOU ASK FOR IT SHARKY! *about to punch Squalo but got restrained by Kyon and Risa*
Kyon/Risa: Calm down!
Squalo: *also got restrained by Dino for trying to fight back* VOIIIIII! LET ME AT HER...
Dino: Squalo...please...no...
Reborn: *sighs* looks like this is the end for the first interview...please keep sending in more reviews to keep Lisa writing...we'll be waiting! Ciao Ciao~~~
Lisa: Sorry guys if there are some questions that didn't reach your requirement... I was working on ideas on my other story and this one altogether so I was having a major headache*OUCH*
Kyon: Not to mention the recent ATT injection...my right hand is paralyzed...I can't believe you can still type...
Lisa: Well it is for reviewers but I pretty much fine compared to you... (Though it does hurt a bit)
Kyon/Lisa: We hope you enjoy this, and keep those reviews coming... see you next time! Ciao Ciao~~
