Hee hee, I thought this was cute. And yes, this is going to be a collection of oneshots dedicated to Sasusaku.

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"Are you sure he's coming?" The Godiame asked.

"Yes. He did send a letter, remind you." Sakura replied, wringing out her hands nervously. Next to her stood three other people, Uzumaki Naruto, the Godaime, Tsunade, and her sensei, Hatake Kakashi, sharingan warrior.

The blonde haired boy happily bounced on the balls of his feet as he peered out of the gates of Konoha. "Teme's coming back! Teme's coming back!" He sang.

And it was true, Uchiha Sasuke, official traitor of Konoha, was finally coming home from his escapade to live with the snake like pedophile. He had sent a letter of his return a week ago, telling the date that he would arrive on.

They had been waiting for at least an hour now.

"Let's head back, Sakura. I have work I need to do today." Tsunade said turning and beginning to walk away. The other three knowing that she just wanted to go enjoy another cup of sake or booze.

"But-" The pink haired girl protested.

"No. Let's be on our way now." The Godiame continued, cutting off her apprentice.

Just then, a shadowy figure appeared in the gate. The figure took a few more steps, and out of the shadows came the one and only, Uchiha Sasuke. Hands in his pockets, he stood as nonchalantly as if he had just went on a short walk.

All four of his welcome party fell silent. He slowly made his way to them. Naruto grinned broadly at him, Kakashi stared, his mask hiding his own smile, Tsunade looked at him skeptically, yet Sakura glared at him.

He stared back down at her, his ego refusing to allow him to show the surprise he was feeling on his face. He had expected a lot of smiles and tears from his former fan girl.

Feeling the tension rising, Naruto, Tsunade, and Kakashi looked down on the obviously angry kunoichi.

The girl's hands rose to his neck and gripped Sasuke's collar, she wrenched him down so his face was level with her own.

"Don't you ever leave me on that damn park bench again," her hand rose.

SMACK!

An eerie silence followed. Haruno Sakura had just slapped Uchiha Sasuke across the face. Haruno Sakura did not slap, Haruno Sakura bit, kicked, and fought for dominance, but never in her life had Sakura slapped someone.

Sasuke was stunned, no one had ever slapped him before. The shock showed in his eyes as he watched tears start to well in her eyes. She raised both arms again, and he flinched, getting ready take whatever punishment she saw fit.

She hugged him.

"you stupid bastard."

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This idea had been eating away at me for awhile. Isn't it cute?

Hee hee, sorry Sasuke-kun.

Sasuke: My cheek hurts.

Sorry, but you damn right deserved it!