Shika wakes up, Shikamaru is still bruised from the sock to the face.

The delicate sun seemed to gently stroke the lazy ninjas face as he buried himself deeper into the comfortable covers.

He opens an eye slightly, but decides getting up will be too troublesome.

This is what I call paradise. Shikamaru thought as he rubbed his loose hair on his pillow.

"SHIKAMARU!!!" a loud and agonizing voice screamed as it ripped through his peacefulness.

Shikamaru sprung out of bed. "What the hell!" he yelped as he looked around his messy room.

"SHIKAMARU!!! GET UP!" the voice yelled again. Shikamaru's heart sank, and his face drooped. "Not again." he moaned as he banged his head against his pillow.

"GET UP YOU LAZY BASTARD!" Temari screeched like the evil witch she was.

Shikamaru decided that he could either stay in bed, and probably get beaten up, or meet her downstairs, and get beaten up.

I'll get beat up even more if I stay up here, I'll meet the bitch. He mumbles to himself.

Shikamaru undressed, his nose puffy and hurting. He noticed that a certain part of his body was all sticky.

"What the hell?" he looked down to see that that "certain part" was all covered in dried, sticky liquid.

"Ohhh shit! Not again!" he cried as he remembered the dream he had last night.

CUT TO DREAM:

Temari is walking over to him, in panties and bra. She is holding a whip, and sucking a candy.

"Te--- Temari!" the ninja gasps as he sees the beautiful kunoichi, sexier than ever.

She shushes him, and whips him. "OWW! Shit, what the hell was that!" he yells. She smiles. "You know you like that." she laughs as she whips him again.

"Oww! I do like that." he grins. "I know." the blonde Sand Ninja whispers, and she undresses.

"This is too good to be true!" Shikamaru smiles. "It is." Temari smiles."

THE DREAM ENDS.

Shikamaru is in the bathroom. Cleaning up after his little wet dream. "SHIKAMARU! I'M COMING UP THERE, AND I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS!" the harsh woman screamed as she banged on his door.

"I'll be there in a minute woman!" Shikamaru yells back, as he dries himself off.

Finally, after a few minutes, he is dressed and ready to go confront his greatest fear: Temari Sabuka.

He opens the door, and feels the hard knuckles of Temari's fist knock his face sideways.

"Idiot! I've been waiting for three hours. THREE FUCKING HOURS!" she yells.

Shikamaru rubs his now bruised face. He sees that the people of Konoha are staring at him.

So troublesome. the Nara thinks to himself. In a flash, the two are finally in the main town.

Shikamaru and his bothersome guest walk along the non populated Konoha. Shikamaru sighed. He couldn't, no, he WOULDN'T survive a month with this bitch. He decided to find a way to escape, while she didn't know.

Before he began thinking, he saw Asuma. "Hey sensei!" Shikamaru called out, feeling a little better.

Asuma smiled warmly. "Hey Shikamaru! Have a date?" Shikamaru frowned. "Hey, I'm not dating her."

"Mmmm, hmmm." Asuma mumbled, smiling. Shikamaru twisted his face.

"I am not dating her!" Shikamaru whispered to his sensei fiercely.
Asuma chuckled.

"Riiiight." he smiled, his ciggy dangling from his hairy face. Shikamaru rolled his eyes.

"What a drag." he moaned. Asuma took him to the side. "Shikamaru. There was always a time during training where I knew one day you'd meet a girl, and things would happen, and..."

"I DO NOT LIKE HER!" the lazy ninja yelled, almost everyone heard it, including Temari, who was loving every minute of it.

"I have some good advice for you when it comes down to you and your girl to..." Asuma said seriously.

"This is too troublesome." Shikamaru said as he began to walk away. "Wear a condom!" Asuma yelled as he lit another cigarette.

Shikamaru looked back, embarrassed, and nervous. Temari laughed as she began to leave. Shikamaru tried to follow her, but was too focused thinking on how he would pay back his sensei.