"When you said small cave you really meant small," Yusuke said as he examined it. It's hieght was only about 7 feet tall and it's width was only about 10 feet and nothing but darkness filled the inside.
"I still can't see into this cave," Hiei said.
Kurama added, "Which means we have no idea what we're up against."
"Let's just go already," Kuwabara said, leading the way.
As the walked through the pitch blackness the walls narrowed bit by bit until they had to walk single file. Eventually they came to a large opening enough for them to all stand comfortable again. Talasman cards covered the walls and there was a black ball in the middle of it room.
"This is sure as hell weird," Yusuke said, taking everything in, "I don't see any demons."
Kuwabara asked, "What is that thing in the middle?" He started walking up to it.
"It would be unwise to touch it!" Kurama said nervously. Kuwabara drew his spirit sword and tried to cut it in half but nothing happened.
"You idiot," Hiei said.
Kuwabara said, "Hey nothing happened, it couldn't have been that stupid."
"Look again!" Yusuke shouted.
The black ball started bubbling. Then it turned white and a huge flash of light consumed them and threw all of them against the cave walls. Yusuke struggled to open his eyes. His head felt itchy all of a sudden. He went to scratch his scalp on to be met with lots of hair. He pulled some into view and saw he it was red. "What the hell?" he said, and looked over and saw his body.
"Kurama?" Kuwabara asked, opening his eyes, then looked down at himself, "Why do I sound like Hiei?" He noticed he was wearing all black.
"Why did you have to touch it!?" Hiei shouted, then realized he sounded like Kuwabara. "It can't be true," he looked down and saw he was much taller than before and wearing blue, "worse nightmares come to life before my eyes."
Kurama said, "We all switched bodies. I'm in Yusuke's body-as Kurama." He looked down at his green outfit.
[Mind/Body = Kurama/Yusuke, so Kurama's talking out of Yusuke's body, etc.]
Kurama/Yusuke asked, "Before we drive ourselves crazy, who's who now? I'm Kurama in Yusuke's body, obivously." He got to his feet.
Hiei/Kuwabara said, "Hiei in a fool's body. This is why I knew I shouldn't have come here. I thought something crazy like this would happen."
Kuwabara/Hiei replied, "Well I'm Kuwabara in shorty's body and I don't like it either. I haven't been this low to the ground since I was like 9-years-old."
Yusuke/Kurama asked, "How did this happen? How do we get back to our bodies?"
"All of you fell into my trap," a female voice came echoing out of the walls.
Kurama/Yusuke demanded, "Show yourself!"
A scantaly clad female demon came out another area of the cave they didn't notice was there before. She had purple hair, bright pink slanted eyes, and pale skin. Hiei/Kuwabara said, "She's a shape shifter, I've had to kill them in the past."
Kurama/Yusuke said, "Yes, be careful."
"None of you can do anything now," she said slying, "I knew a group from spirit world would try to stop me so I decided to set this little trap. I didn't think you'd fall into it so easily." Hiei/Kuwabara glared at Kuwabara/Hiei. "While you're trying to figure our your new bodies I'll be out causing chaos." She started to melt into the walls.
Kuwabara/Hiei said, "Someone do something before she disappears!"
Yusuke/Kurama replied, "You have a sword, use it!"
"She's a girl!" he replied, "I don't fight girls!"
Hiei/Kuwabara shouted, "This is no time she chivarly!" He created the spirit sword and threw it at the wall she disappeared into. She was gone.
Yusuke/Kurama said, "Dammit, that girl got away! Now what?"
Kuwabara/Hiei said, "Hey, you didn't need any explanation on how to use my spirit sword."
"As I said before," Hiei/Kuwabara replied, "it's a simple technique devoid of any taste or artistry." Kuwabara/Hiei glared at him.
Kurama/Yusuke said, "We need to figure out how to get back into our own bodies before we can do anything about her."
Once they were outside of the cave the communicator rang in Yusuke's pocket. Kurama looked down at it nervously. Yusuke/Kurama said, "It's Botan, answer it. We have to tell her what happened."
He took it out and opened it. Botan said, "Yusuke! I'm glad you answered."
"Actually," Kurama/Yusuke said, "it's not Yusuke."
Yusuke/Kurama took the communicator and said, "I'm Yusuke! The cave we went to was a trap and we're all in each other's bodies."
"What?" she asked, "This isn't time to joke around."
"I'm not kidding Botan!" he shouted, "Hiei's in Kuwabara, Kuwabara's in Hiei, I'm in Kurama, and Kurama's in me! It's hell down here! Hurry your ass up and get to us."
"Alright already, I believe you," Botan said, "Kurama never talks to me that way. We found out the demon that's causing this a crafty shape shifter named Rina."
Yusuke/Kurama said, "We already figured that much out. Thanks for the heads up as usual."
