Disclaimer: Wish it was mine, but it so very isn't...
THE BIKER BABES OF SG-1
By screaminheathen69
Chapter the Second
"Samantha?"
"Yes?"
"What exactly is this 'wet tee-shirt contest' that I keep hearing people speak of?"
Sam started to answer, but caught herself. And grinned an evil little grin. What the Hell. I'm on vacation. "Do you have a plain white tee-shirt?"
"Yes, I, umm, borrowed a couple of Daniel's. Why?"
"Go put one on and meet me back here in fifteen minutes."
Vala stood up to go, a confused look on her face. "Oookay, but why?"
"It'll be easier to show you than to explain. Trust me." Vala shrugged and headed off to change. Sam, still grinning that nasty little grin, made her way up to the stage. "Hi. I wanna sign my girlfriend and I up. Our names are Val and Grace..."
Short, but sweet... This particular little idea popped into my head and wouldn't go away no matter how many times I shot at it.
'To thee no star be dark...'