Disclaimer; What? I have to go through this again? NO WAY….

Fine, I own everything but stuff outta JK's books. Meh -.-

I'm Sorry, did you say Wasabi?

Bite Me Bloody Ninja!

Scarlet ate another muffin. Then another. Then another. Than another. Than another. Than another. Than another. Than another. Than another. Than another.

"Holy Jesus Scar, are you gonna eat ALL of the muffin's?" asked Aqua

"Erm…. Maybe?" Scarlet offered her a cheeky smile

"Ugh. How am I friends with you?" asked Xena giggling

"Easy peasy you just naturally love me" Scarlet grinned and turned back to her food, missing Xena's blush

"Love? You ready to go to class?" Sirius asked Xena, feeling irritated

"Yeah. Sure. Erm, see you later guys" she waved and disappeared into the busy crowd

"EVERYBODY SHUTUP AND LISTEN!" Scarlet had climbed onto the table, which made everybody stop and listen "IM OUTTA MUFFINS! FIRST PERSON TO FIND ME A FREASH BATCH OF CHOC-CHIP MUFFINS, I WILL GET YOU A DATE WITH THE PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE! YEAH? GO NINJA'S GO!"

There was a scrambling of benches scraping back and people rushing about.

"Scarlet? What are you doing?" asked James Potter, astounded

"Well, I'm getting muffins. Is that complicated Ninja? No. Thank you" she climbed back when a very red forth year came up to her.

"Scuse me, Miss Spirit? Your muffins" she handed the tray over to Scarlet

"Thanks. Who would you like to go out with?" Scarlet tried to look interested

"Remus Lupin miss"

"Okie Dokie. OI REMUS YA BIG TOSSER! GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE YOU CHEEKY MONKEY"

Remus came sliding down three seats. "I was right there you'know"

"Yeah? So? Anyway cheeky ninja, This charming girl who is…"

"Susan Bones"

"Susan Bones, would like to go out on a date with you"

"Yeah. Sure. Hogsmede maybe Susan?" Remus smiled

"Really? Tomorrow?" Susan looked excited.

"Sure! Why not. Great Hall at twelve?"

"Thanks!" Susan skipped away. When Remus turned back to Scarlet, she looked a bit put out.

"Alright Scarlet?" he asked

"Yeah. Fine" Scarlet bit her lip and tried to smile. "Let's get to class" Remus just noticed that the Great Hall's crowd was slowly dwinderling away. Remus nodded and ran to catch up with his friends.

"OI! AQUA YOU BLOODY MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH WHERE'D YOU PUT MY…Found it!" yelled Scarlet as she looked through her pencil case.

"Miss Spirit! Language!" snapped Professor McGonagall for what felt like the millionth time.

"English miss" she grinned back

McGonagall sighed "Detention Miss Spirit. Again"

"It's a date" she flashed her grin and the class laughed.

"I swear, Miss Spirit, you give me grey hairs"

"Feel lucky Professor, I want to age as gracefully as you"

"What do you want Miss Spirit?"

"Erm. No detention?"

"No"

"Pllllllllllllllllllllleeeeasssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

"No"

"I can't go anyway"

"Why not?"

"Because I erm…Have Prefect duties"

"Miss Spirit, as I recall, last year you called the entire Prefect squad 'A bunch of wossies who need to get a life'"

"I did not!"

"yes you did"

"I SAID, 'HAH YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONSOFABITCH PREFECTS, YOU NEEDTA GET ALIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!"

"Detention Miss Spirit!"

"I have one, remember?"

"It'll go longer"

"Can't"

"Why not?"

"because"

"Because why?"

"because because"

"because because why?"

"BECAUSE I CANT WOMAN! PRANKS TO PULL, PEOPLE TO SNOG! I HAVE A LIFEYOU'KNOW!"

"DETENTION MISS SPIRIT!"

"Bugger"

"OHMIHOLYMOTHERSONOFABITCH!" yelled Scarlet as she came back from her detention that night.

"What Scar?" asked Aquila, suddenly standing up

"SOMEMOTHERFUCKER was shagging IN THE CORRIDOR!"

"Ew!"

"Inoe! Guess who it was!"

"Who"

"Xena"

"No way"

"way"

"No way way"

"Way way way"

"No-"

"Alright we got it! What's the problem? Padfoot shags girls alllll the time" sighed James

"yes, but Xena is a virgin" Scarlet emphasised virgin

"Sirius' favourite" James shrugged

"Disgusting"

"He says that the hole-"

"EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!"

"But he-"

"IDONGIVEAMOTHERFUCKERSONOFABITCHRATSARSEWHATSIRIUSBLACKSAYSYEAH?"

"Alright, jeez relax will ya? He's coming now" said James, studying a piece of parchment.

Practically seconds later, Sirius and Xena stood hand-in-hand walking through the portrait hole.

Scarlet turned angrily and said, "Girls meeting now" and stormed up the girl's staircase. Aqua shrugged and followed her.

"See you later" murmured Xena before she walked away.

WITH THE GIRLS

"YOU WERE SHAGGING IN THE CORRIDOR! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER!" yelled Scarlet

"YOU DONT SEE ME AND AQUA COMPLAIN WHENEVER YOU SHAG A GUY!" yelled back Xena

"THAT'S BECAUSE I DO IT ON A BED, OR IN A BROOM CLOSET, NOT IN THE CORRIDOR!"

"YOUR STILL A WHORE!"

"Excuse me?"

WITH THE GUYS

"….Your still a whore" hissed Xena

James flinched "That's gotta hurt" Sirius nodded

There was a loud CRACK and a whimper.

"Xena, you punched her" they heard Aqua say. The door opened and Scarlet appeared

"BITE ME BLOODY FUCKING NINJA!" she screamed through her blood nose. She tumbled down the stairs and fell into Remus.

"Here" he said, and led her into the boy's 6th year dorms.