"Freak, get your fat arse up!"
My mornings are just so HEAVENLY…
Petunia annoyed me, so I changed her hair purple.
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I'm not like James Potter and Sirius Black! There is a difference!
Hmphf. You're so…I'm not even saying.
Well, this is MY story, isn't it?
Oh, look, Petunia's hair is now green…Oh, scratch that…it's pink.
She's reminding me of Andromeda Black, my best friend. I can try to be friends with a Black, thank you. She's not prejudiced as Bellatrix and Narcissa, her evil sisters. (Pfft, they ARE even worse than Tuney, and that's saying SOMETHING!).
Andy's original form (without her metamorphmagus form) is fluffy. Her eyes are chocolate brown and so soft, like chocolate, and her hair is light brown with a tinge of black. She's awfully pretty; I catch Ted Tonks staring at her in class.
Emmeline Vance, on the other hand, is my other best friend. If you ever need someone as soft and comforting as her, here's your answer! Em, me, and Andy are the best friends of the best.
That was a very UnLilyish thing to do.
Oh, well, Petunia stole my wand and tried to change her hair back. MUGGLE DON'T DO MAGIC! Please hold till the next:) this should be quite amusing.