Disclaimer: Messenger of Chaos does not own the Metroid franchise or anything related to it.
Messenger of Chaos owns what Messenger of Chaos imagines Space Pirates to speak like if Space Pirates tried to learn Earth language English, Messenger of Chaos is a spiny human because of this. Powerless Spaces Pirates eat spinies like Messenger of Chaos out of irrigation tubes. Space Pirates now not talk so spinies read.
Yes, humour creeps in. More introductory sort of stuff.
Null Void
Chapter 2 - "Samus"
Ridley stomped among some ancient ruins. He was frustrated with himself for being so quick-tempered. If he hadn't been so careless, he could have snapped that bounty hunter between his jaws... But he couldn't do that, could he? "She and I are destined to battle forever?" he thought out aloud.
He was met with no reply but the crumbling of another stone statue suffering from dilapidation.
"Hah! Destiny!" he sneered, mocking his own thoughts. I can kill her, I just … don't.
No, that wasn't right, because she was his equal. She could match his force. They really were doomed to battle for as long as they lived.
"That vile woman," he said through his teeth. Without warning, he swung his massive tail to take out a stone column. Why is it that every planet seems to have ruins from some civilisation? Probably the Chozo's fault ... they make me sick.
The Chozo had taken his home a long time ago. He missed his homeplanet. He actually had the chance to return to it once, but it wasn't the same, for it had been overrun again.
"Mother Brain..." he whispered to himself. That complex supercomputer totally transformed the planet. Even though she had formed a habitat for him to simulate his original one, he was put off by the dramatic change of the environment. It was all twisted, mutated, and deranged. The local fauna had even become malicious when they used to be peaceful and gracious – he did think he saw a few etecoons, however – and Zebes used to be such a wonderful place...
"Cursed Federation! Stole Space Pirate technology! Filth!" a pirate whined, clicking it's claws.
"Never mind Federation, Hunter destroyed Mother. Mother must be rebuilt!" his accomplice said in a scratchy voice. "Now Federation's stolen technology ours, Mother can be rebuilt."
"Mother... Mother built stronger. Hunter can't destroy."
"Yes. Hunter fear Mother! Hunter fear Space Pirates!" he squealed.
"Times like this make Space Pirate love you."
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"Ugh," Ridley shook the idea out of his head. All he wanted was to go home. The Space Pirates stopped it from happening, and he was one of them. If he could have done something, he would have. He would have stopped Mother Brain, the Chozo-created filth she was. Zebes, his home, could have survived. Maybe there is some reason behind Aran's doing...