THANKS FOR DA REVIEWS
AND REMEMBER, MAPLESHADE IS BAE
WARNING: YOUR SANITY MAY BE LOST READING THIS. IMMEADIATELY PROCEED TO A HOSPITAL OR A DARK HOLE OF DOOM IF YOU HAVE READ THIS BEFORE.
WE DON'T OWN WARRIORS OR MAPLESHADE BUT I WISH I DID BECAUSE SHE'S BAE.
WE ALREADY CLARIFIED THIS SO LET'S BEGIN.
Entry 2:
Dear Diary,
Today was very... let's say productive. As you know from last time, you know I went to the party and I'll tell you what happened.
So I walked in and there was some really hip screamo music and I ACTUALLY STARTED TO DANCE.
I mean, no I didn't.
MAN I'M SO GOOD AT DANCING I REALLY BUSTED SOME MOVES!
So, the party was me dancing and I broke ANOTHER CLAW LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE DARK FOREST LIKE I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW I NEED STARBUCKS.
So I bought some Starbucks and looking back, I really shouldn't have gone. Like, if I knew I was going to BREAK A CLAW I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE AND THE WORST PART IS IVYPOOP WAS THERE FLIRTING WITH MY MAN AND I ALMOST SCRATCHED HER INTO PIECES BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY GOOD CLAWS LEFT ON MY GOOD PAW.
*Breathes.* AND THEN I TRACED THE GUY WHO TEXTED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND AND IT WAS THIS FREAKING TRIBES PERSON AND HIS NAME WAS SHIMMERING ICE ON SUNNY DAY AND I COULDN'T BREATHE HE WAS SO UGLY.
Anyway, I said today was really productive but it actually wasn't I just wanted to seem like a better cat than I am.
Hehe, not.
Anyway, I have to go.