Thank you Rainys13 for adding this to your favorite stories XD You actually let me remember I still have to update this fanfiction.

So yup. Have fun reading and all that.
I hope the next update won't take so long, on a brighter note I've written the interview with Saïx, because I can't let Saïx interact with himself.

The other one is with Marluxia (actually the first I wrote, before I started with Xemnas..) so if I get to them it won't take long.
Well, after this long AN I'll let you read ^^

Enjoy!


The Freeshooter blinked down at the Berserker from his spot. He didn't feel shame with spying on the almost new Nobody. He wanted to know everything about the man, for the chance that he turned into a risk that needed to be destroyed, thus he needed to know the weak spots of the Luna Diviner. It was to say that he was almost surprised that the Nobody was just showering and not scheming like he suspected some of the other Nobodies did, the man was just eyeing the toy that shone on the huge sink like a diamond and he wanted to yawn, if it could get more boring it would be a miracle. It at least would appear like that for Saïx, he almost chuckled, betraying his position. It was a surprise that the Berserker hadn't seen him, his smell wasn't as good as the brat that ran around here somewhere, but it was still good enough.

It wasn't the say that he minded that he wasn't found, the sight was quite enjoyable. He could put a plastic bag over No. VII's head if he really needed to. It also would be nice if the figure in front of him had a more feminine body with nice boobies, but this was okay as well. He kept floating against the ceiling, surprising everyone that the blood in his body didn't run to his head and made it turn red like a tomato. He heard more than saw that the shower was done and looked toward the Berserker again, only to find those eyes on his. He froze and nearly fell down from his spot "One reason.." The Berserker growled "To not rip you apart.." The Freeshooter hurriedly raised his arms and chuckled, sounding actually quite nervous. The golden orbs narrowed and No. II's widened "I have a nice treat for ya.." He spoke, searching his pockets hurriedly for the box he always kept on him for situations like this.

He had actually been the first to notice the fondness that the Luna Berserker seemed to have with the snacks that they gave to dogs. He also had been the first to call Saïx a puppy and he was the first Organization member that had to duck for Lunatic; it was to say that he felt rather special. A grin lifted the corners of his lips "What..?" The newer Nobody growled, sounding more irritated than before, if it was someone else they would have gulped and tried to find their way out, but the floating man just grinned wider "I have cookies for you!" He continued and with his good eye he saw that the white, tense knuckles started to relax. He took out the magic box out of one of his usual portals and opened it, digging for a cookie soon afterward. The golden eyes of the other Nobody focused on it, a bomb could have exploded and the azure-haired male wouldn't have noticed.

He moved it briefly, noticing the sharp eyes following it "Puppy wants one?" He cackled, still upside down. The gravity hadn't a hold on him, neither on the box in his hand as he took one snack out and waved it around "Give it.." The Berserker commanded, making Xigbar laugh softly "Puppy shouldn't be so impatient.." He teased, before promptly vanishing as he felt wind rush toward him. He appeared in another corner and snickered "Nice view from here!" He kept teasing, the Berserker growled and tightened the towel around his waist. No. II was glad that he was one of the few that could escape the Luna Diviners wrath while using those cookies, others would be ripped apart without an excuse and the box of snacks would be eaten as Saïx took them from the bodies.

Xigbar actually remembered when Saïx had pulled that one off. He had given one of the civilians the box he had bought and disappeared. He had been on a mission with the Berserker and hoped that the civilian would survive. The hope was crushed when he returned, Saïx sitting on the ground, a puddle of crimson liquid next to him and a box in his hands. Those eyes had focused on him as Saïx growled a question. He hadn't answered, just fled and after done so, he had made sure to stay far away from the azure-haired man. He didn't waste time now however and tossed the snack toward Saïx who extended out a hand to catch it. A brief look and then it was gone and the Freeshooter winced as he heard the cracks, imagining that it was someone's bones that were crushed without mercy with those teeth "Thank god you're sterile." He muttered under his breath, a growl showed that he was heard.

"Exactly." The Freeshooter commented, tossing another snack as he kept mulling over his thoughts. He didn't notice till too late that the Berserker had sneaked closer and plucked the box straight out of his hands. The Diviner finally ran away, cackling madly "I have the cookies!" The familiar form of Xaldin walked by and shot a look at the retreating form of Saïx "Thank god you're sterile..." He spoke out loud, not caring that someone heard him, even Saïx seemed to fear the bad temper that the other displayed from time to time. The Freeshooter just laughed and disappeared, making the Whirlwind Lancer shake his head and go his own way again.

The crashes startled many members and they looked up from their tasks, before shaking their heads and continuing with their tasks, the collective thought of Xigbar is doing it again.. went through their heads.

It was indeed true, Lunatic was swung once more toward the Freeshooter's head as he ducked, using his powers to transport somewhere else constantly as he laughed. He once more sounded nervous "Calm down.." He tried, only to be rewarded with another growl and another swing of the claymore-like weapon. He searched for the box that he usually carried with him, before remembering that Saïx had taken it out of his hands a while ago to eat it somewhere. He swallowed, before laughing again and disappearing out of the room. The echoing roar followed him and he shuddered, a shrug and he floated back to the ceiling to amuse himself. He would have to let the Berserker alone for a while now, with the lack of snacks, it was guaranteed that it would leave the Luna Diviner in a sour mood for the months to come still.

A cackle escaped him this time as the idea crossed him that the other members had to deal with the azure-haired man and the vile mood. His day was suddenly so much brighter now, he hummed under his breath and opened the cabinet, taking a box out of his secret stack that he used to bribe Saïx with. He looked at it for a moment and then put it in one of the countless of pockets in his coat again for the next time he could bother Saïx