Dear Readers,
If you are pondering the ages of The Umbrella Academy (30's) in collaboration with the Artemis Fowl series (In this Fan Fiction late teen's) do not fret. In Chapter 3 all will be explained in a confusing mish-mash of stormy intelligent and time paradoxical dialog, with a slight chance of occasional showers of idiotic out bursts. Enjoy the true arrival of TUA characters!
P.S. I appreciate your reviews darlings…
Chapter 2
"Well this isn't the first time hulking supernatural's have entered my house so, no, it wasn't really all that surprising…"
*Knock, knock* He was snapped out of his deep thought by the thud upon his study door, still dazed from seeing the J.F.K. incident his head was still rushing, still supported by both his hands. Almost subconsciously he replied, "Come in." "Artemis," said Juliet pushing her head through a crack in the doorway, "you have some guests here to receive you. And considering they look very dangerous, extremely deadly, and even more urgent, I think the girl at the front door may have mesmerized me into letting them in." Surprised, he quickly turned, stood, and examined her eyes with his ever handy mini-flashlight, "No jagged edges or dilated pupils here. You've not been mesmerized, but what did they say exactly?" Wringing her hands and taking a deep breath Juliet began, "Like this little boy in a school coat started requesting to enter and all I could say was like, how the crud did you people get past the security system, and why did I answer the doorbell you know? I was about to slam the door on them and raise the alarms, but then this lady next to him stepped in, (Rude!), and was all like 'Juliet, I heard a rumor you will let us in as long as we won't hurt anyone inside.' Then bam! Next thing I know I'm climbing up the staircase coming to tell you they're waiting for you in the other room. Man, Butler's going to kill me if I'm not already dead!" Note to self, thought Artemis, remind Juliet to shorten her reports on possible assassins to a maximum 15 seconds. Checking the security cameras in the foyer Artemis smirked to himself, "They have impeccable timing to say the least. I'll meet with them, prepare the lounge, I have a feeling these talks may take awhile. Also, inform Butler of the arrival of the Umbrella Academy at our doorstep, not as a danger but as an omen of possibilities to come." Artemis started back toward his desk. "Okay then…", Juliet said to no one in particular. This was the kind of talk that always sent shivers down Juliet's spine. Walking down the grand staircase she didn't like the atmosphere this whole situation was putting out, this was just like the beginning of that one action movie where at least half the characters are crazy and/or get critically injured. Maybe even worse than the whole fairy incident. Why did Butler have to go on vacation with the Fowls now? Artemis himself was busy encrypting his video files, he didn't think this group needed anymore prodding to turn it into an accusatory fright fest. Walking down the hall he stopped halfway down the stairs, "Hmm…", was all he could word without relinquishing his mask of polite calm. He reviewed his small file on these super characters mentally matching up profiles to faces. The Rumor next to No.5 the time traveler, SpaceBoy whose body neck down was that of a mountain gorilla due to some sort of space accident, Séance the floating man who communicates with the dead, and The Kraken, a water breathing vigilante, be careful of this one.
The ten year old boy known only as No.5 stepped in front of the motley crew of super powered characters, "This may come as quite a surprise but we are The Umbrella Academy, and we would like a word with you Artemis Fowl II. If you are unwilling my companions here, will be obligated to make you sit down with us." These words set Artemis in motion again, at the base of the steps he calmly replied to the outlandish assembly, "Of course you would," turning towards the lounge he added, "right this way." Séance, floating down the hallway with the others had a thought occur to him. "Aren't you at least a little shocked to find us here?" Normally, he would get a little shock value from peoples' stares but man, you just couldn't faze this kid. Once they had reached the parlor Artemis looked over his shoulder with his vampire smile, "Well this isn't the first time hulking supernatural's have entered my house so, no, it wasn't really all that surprising…"