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This chapter is dedicated to my very first reviewer, Uchiha Aywin. Thank you so much!
"Attention everyone! We will be boarding the plane soon so gather near the gate!" Tsunade yelled into her new megaphone.
"God, I really don't think she needs a megaphone..." Iruka said to Kakashi.
"Yeah...Hey, has anyone seen Chouji?" Kakashi asked the sound trio and also the sand trio, who happened to be standing around in a circle talking to each other.
"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE! HIS DAMN CHAPERONE?" Gaara yelled at Kakashi.
"Ummmmm...nevermind." Kakashi replied sneaking away over to the other group of chounins, who were formed in their own circle.
"Have any of you seen Chouji?" Kakashi asked them.
"Did you check the food court?" Shikamaru replied with a sigh.
"Yes." kakashi groaned.
"Damn...well then I'm out of ideas." Shikamaru concluded.
"What about the IHOP across the street from the airport? I hear it's their ALL-You-CAN-EAT breakfast week!" Naruto yelled loudly, " Believe It!"
"You just had to say "Believe it" didn't you?" Sasuke scowled.
"Is that your catch phrase..."Believe It"?...That's gay...like Lee..." Neji mocked.
"Wait...Did Neji and Sasuke just agree on something!" Sakura asked Ino in a whisper.
"They Did!" Ino said back in surprise.
"Wait a second...I AM NOT GAY!" Lee shouted at Neji.
"Yeah, You are." Neji finished.
"Lee!The handicap plane is ready!" Tsunade screeched in the megaphone.
"Better hurry up Lee." Neji mocked.
"GOOD BYE GAI-SENSEI!" Lee yelled to Gai.
"Good Bye my youthful student!" Gai replied. Then they both started crying and ran at one another.
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!" Then they started hugging each other and that damn sunset appeared with the waves and shit.
"cough GAY cough" Neji mocked again.
"You are just jealous, Hyuuga Neji!" Lee said.
"Why would I be jealous of you?" Neji questioned in an angry tone.
"Because you are not me." Lee said plainly.
"Why. The. Fuck. would I want to be you!" Neji yelled coldly.
"All right my youthful-" Gai started.
"SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR DAMNED YOUTH!" Neji yelled loosing his temper.
"I think our youthful-" Gai started again.
"I DARE YOU TO SAY YOUTHFUL ONE MORE FREAKIN' TIME." Neji replied very angrily, getting into a fighting stance. The whole group split and moved away from Neji, Gai, and Lee.
"What's with all the yelling over here?" Tsunade said yelling into her megaphone next to Sasuke's ear.
"Can I see that for a second?" Sasuke growled, a vein pulsing on his head.
"Sure" Tsunade said handing Sasuke her newest most favorite toy. Sasuke grabbed the megaphone and torched it with his fire-style jutsu, then he handed her its charred remains.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Tsunade yelled pulling out a very large fan, and smacked the Uchiha upside the head with it.
"OOOOWWW...What the hell was that for!" Sasuke demanded.
"Shut it Uchiha! Anymore from you and you'll be riding with Lee on the handicap plane!" Tsunade threatened.
"HAHHA" Neji laughed.(That's right neji laughed)
"Oh, so you want to go on the handicap plane too?" Tsunade said bitterly. This caused both Neji and Sasuke to shut up.
"That's what I thought. Come along Lee." Tsunade replied. Lee followed her to a pair of steel doors. Tsunade handed Lee two tickets, then Lee bowed and headed out the doors.
"You guys are so troublesome..." Shikamaru stated.
"aaaa, shut it!" Sasuke yelled.
Attention Now Boarding Konoha Flight 9-4-2 To Orlando, Florida
"That would be us." Kakashi said in a loud voice, "Grab your carry on items and prepare to board"
Attention No Weapons Or Oversized Items Are Allowed In The Possession Of Any Passengers. Please Give All Restricted Items To Your Check-In Attendant
"Oh Shit..." Tenten said.
"Whatever you do get in front of Tenten!" Temari yelled.
"very funny..." Tenten replied.
"whatever you think." Temari responded.
"HAHA, You got SERVED!" Kankuro yelled high-fiving death glared at him.
"All right, Let's start boarding. First person please!" the lady attendant said.
"That would be me, Believe it!" Naruto yelled enthusiastically.
"Any weapons"
"No"
"All right then, go ahead and board." the lady replied. Naruto skips aboard the plane.
"Next, please." the lady calls.
"That's me!" Zaku said.
"Any, weapons"
"Just these." Zaku said showing her his hands.
"Those are permitted on board." she replied.
"Really?Awesome!" Zaku yelled running on board.
"Next"
"Hn." Sasuke replied.
"Any weapons"
"Just this..." Sasuke replies pulling out the Demon Windmill Shuriken out of his shorts. All the others still in line looked over at Sasuke.
"How in he hell did you fit that in shorts?" Shikamaru asked.
"If I told you, then I would have to kill you." Sasuke replied boarding the plane.
"OOOOOOK, That was just fucking weird..." Kakashi said to Tsunade.
"Next" the lady said.
"H-Hello..." Hinata replied.
"Any Weapons?"
"N-No"
"Go on the plane." Hinata boards the plane.
"Next in line please." the lady asks again.
"..." Gaara walks up to her.
"Sir, that gord on your back will have to go into the baggage area..." the lady says kindly.
"Haha. no." Gaara replied in a stern voice.
"Sir, it won't fit comfortably in the aircraft"
"Just try to take it from me." Gaara threatened in a dark voice.
"No need. Have a very nice trip sir." the lady said hidding behind her desk.
"Next" she said.
"Hi, I have no weapons, Bye" Temari said heading to the plane.
"But mam, that fan is-" she started.
"-is coming with me." Temari finished, getting on the plane. While this was going on Kankuro changed his dummy into an Iruka look alike and had it stand behind him.
"...next"
"Hi." Kankuro said.
"Weapons?"
"Nope"
"Go ahead." Kankuro boarded. Then came the Iruka dummy's turn.
"Weapons"
"..no"
"go ahead"
"very well." the dummy replied and got onto the aircraft. A loud burst of laughter came from the interior of the plane.
"Next"
"Name's Sakura!" Sakura said cheerfully.
"That's great...any weapons"
"Only if you count the arrow of love I will shoot threw Sasuke's heart so he falls in love with me!" Sakura yelled.
"Yeah...whatever...just get on the damn plane!" shikamaru yelled. Sakura stuck out her tongue and boarded the plane.
"NEXT!"
"Finally, although now it seems to troublesome to even move to get on the plane..." Shikamaru said.
"Just get on." the lady said starting to lose her patients.
"Sure thing." Shikamaru said slowly walking over to the gate doors.
"Next!"(actually I think we're going to skip like Dosu, Kin, and Ino...because this taking forever)
"Next"
"The weapons master is here!" Tenten yelled proudly.
"So you have weapons"
"What part of "WEAPONS MASTER" don't you get?" Tenten replied.
"Give me all your weapons." the lady ordered.
"But...but."
"Give them to me!" She yelled.
"Do you have any idea how long it took to all these on-" Tenten started.
"Tenten! Just give her your damn weapons!" Neji ordered from a few people back.
"Fine!" Tenten yelled. She pulled 55 shurikens from her socks and sleeves, like 40 kunai knives(from god knows where). Everyone in line had their jaws on the floor watching her pull shuriken and kunai from nowhere. Then she pulls out 2 katanas, a few larger shurikens and a shit load of sickles and scythes. She put them all in the gray security trays that they always have at airports.
"Don't worry, they will be returned once you land in Orlando." the lady reassured her.
"They had better be..." Tenten said angrily boarding the plane.(Well that only took like 2 hours)
"Next person"
"Hi." Kiba said trying to hide Akamaru, who was hiding in his shirt.
"Sir! What is that in your shirt? Is that a dog? Sir, dogs are not allowed on the aircraft."
"All right if you can get him out of my shirt, you can take him to the checked baggage place." Kiba said. Akamaru popped his head out of Kiba's shirt and began growling and barking at her.
"Fine!Fine! Just get on the plane"
"good boy." Kiba said to Akamaru as they boarded.
"Why do I even bother?" the ticket lady said, " At least we're almost done"
"...Can we move this along?" Neji said coldly.
"Weapons"
"Even if I did have a weapon, I sure as hell wouldn't tell you..." Neji replied walking past her and getting on board. The ticket lady watched him board the plain, then shook her head. Just then a puff of smoke appeared on the opposite side of the building.
"Guys!Hey Guys! You'll never guess...IHOP...was...having...a ...beakfast...special...Dammit! Where'd everyone go?" Chouji yelled, holding four doggie bags of breakfast goodies.
"OVER HERE CHOUJI!" Tsunade screamed(literally).
"Oh, Damn...I'm going to miss the plane!" Chouji said running over to the gate...which was like walking to everyone else...maybe slow walking...Kakashi, Tsunade, and Iruka all sweat dropped. Shino just walked straight onto the plane(I think he said something about sicking his bugs or something on her.
"Come on Chouji!" Tsunade yelled.
"Fine. Expansion-jutsu!" chouji yelled. He rolled in his little ball thing al the way to the gate.
"I'm afraid I can't let you on with the outside food." the ticket lady said.
"...WHAT! ALL RIGHT BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS!" Chouji yelled running aboard the plane. Kakashi, Tsunade, and Iruka all sweat dropped.
"next...oh hello miss hokage mam"
"Good morning." Tsunade replied boarding the lane.
"next"
"Yo." Kakashi said, then boarding the plane.
"Welcome Aboard. Well, that appears to be all the passengers for this trip..." she said.
"WHAT!" Iruka yelled, "WHAT ABOUT ME"
"And you are?..." the lady asked.
"I'm Iruka! You know one of the trip's three chaperones!" Iruka yelled.
"NO sir, I'm sorry, but your not Iruka...He already boarded"
"What do you mean I already boarded! I'm right here!" Iruka yelled shouting in anger.
"Sir, Will you just leave or do I have to call security?" the lady threatened.
"Call Fuckin' Security! I Need To Get On This Flight!" Iruka shouted.
"SECURITY WE HAVE A ROGUE NINJA AT GATE 13! RESPOND IMMEDIATELY!" the lady said in the loudspeaker.
"Wait a minute!...Rogue Ninja, What the hell! I'm Iruka, I'm not Itachi!" Iruka yelled at her again.
"No, but I am." Itachi said from behind Iruka. Iruka turned around to see Itachi in a security guard uniform. Iruka laughed.
"What?" Itachi asked. Iruka continued laughing hysterically.
"What! I need money too you know!" Itachi yelled now getting very pissed off. Iruka continued laughing.
"...oh, Fuck it!" Itachi yelled, taking out his nightstick and beating Iruka with it. Then he picked Iruka up and chucked him out the glass entrance doors.
"All right! New Record!" Itachi yelled.
"That isn't a new record, yeah." Deidara replied from the other side of the hall, also in a guards uniform.
"I still can't believe you made us became security guards at the damn airport Itachi." Kisame said in an agitated tone.
"Aww. calm yourself. This way we can beat people without fear of punishment." Itachi stated.
"Ow, you are so smart Itachi! Yes you are!" Tobi sucks up to Itachi.
"ALL RIGHT WHO THE HELL INVITED TOBI!" Kisame yelled.
"Don't look at me!...yeah" Deidara said.
"Tobi, Get the fuck out of here!" Kisame threatened.
"But Tobi be a good boy..." Tobi said.
"Can I kill him?...Please?..Come on Itachi" Kisame asked Itachi. Itachi nodded.
" are soooooo DEAD." Kisame said running after Tobi who was already out the front door and halfway down the street.
"Morons...I'm surrounded by morons..." Itachi said rubbing his forehead with his hand.
All right one more chapter down, God knows how many more to go...ANYWAY please read and review, their are no restricts for comments anything goes. Don't forget to write down ou ideas or opinions on it. Until next time, Knight Darkwolf OUT.