Cliché Catastrophes

A/N: Whoa guys. I'm kind of surprised how much you guys liked this, just from the first hour that the first chapter was up :P (did that sentence make any since at all?) Anyways, I have some new material for you guys. Ahh! Cliché's. Ooh, and also, I've decided to start a war against bad fanfictions… so yeah. If you go to the bottom of my profile bio, you can see the link to join the fight. Onward!

Disclaimer: So yeah. I just looked in the mirror. Not RR, so I guess I don't own PJO… sorry guys.

The Demigods go to High School!

Sumary: Just like the title. The demigods go to highschool, and guess what? They're all in the same class! Find out what happends! Cliché I know, but it's ok cause it's all good. Sux at summaries. No flames!

Well, it's me. Percy Jackson! And I'm about to go to my first day at my new Highschool. *I'm sorry, what Annabeth? Oh? High School is two words? Huh.* Anyways, I was walking into my first class when, "PERCY!"

"ANNABETH!"

"I LOVE YOU!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO PERCY!"

"WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPS LOCK?"

"I DON'T KNOW PERCY!"

"LETS STOP!"

"OKAY PERCY!"

Then I turned around, and I saw the last persons I ever expected to see. "Travis! Connor! Silena! Wait, Silena? Aren't you dead?" I asked, "Uhh yeah, but you're supposed to be Roman right now, so what does it really matter?" She replied. "Oh. Right. Look! It's Katie, and Clarrise! And Nancy Bobofitz from 6th grade! And My dad and the other gods in teenager form! And Nico! And Thalia! And Bianca!WAITSHE'SDEADTOO! That's so weird!" I yelled.

"HI PERCY!" They all replied.

"WHOA! YOU GUYS!" I replied back. Then, we all found out we were taking the same classes. We worked really hard, and had study dates together, and made ourselves feel better by hurting everyone elses feelings. Then there was teen drama, and Nancy fell in love with Clarrise, and Silena fell in love with my dad, and Travis fell in love with Katie, and my and Annabeth lived happily ever after! And Connor ended up with the author of this story because she is the most wonderfullest person in the entire world!

The end. FOR NOW!

A/N: Yeah, so I thought that rocked. But since you guys reviewed good last time, I'm raising the review hostage to 200! Yayyyyyy! Bet youz cant wait till my next chapter. Good luck feeling sorry for urselvs! (now that I'mnot in the middle of a story, its ok to use txt language….)

How it should have happened:

It was a beautiful day outside. The birds were chirping, the stars were singing there songs in the morning light. The gods were smiling upon Goode High School (two words.)

All these great things were happening, but some moron author decided it would be a great idea to have all of the gods and demigods in the same high school. (two words.) However, this author had some serious consequences. What were those consequences? The author was sent to the same High School (two words) as the gods/demigods….

Thenthehighschool(twowords)blewupandeveryonedied!

The End?

A/N: Whew. Well… that was odd. Haha, I use words that aren't words, but I'm pretty sure it works. Right? Anyways, you don't have to worry about me seriously not writing until a get a certain amount of reviews… yet… I'm super happy, Starkid just posted their new musical… yay.

Anyways, hope you liked! Review!

-Awesomegirl13