Well my little chicklings, here you go, chapter two. And it's frikin LONG AS HELL.
I was, to say the least, completely shocked with the reviews I got for this. I thought I'd get maybe three, or five at most and that they would say stuff like "oh, this is so over used" or "they're out of character" or some stuff like that...but I didn't expect to get PRAISE! not that I'm complaining, nu-uh! it made me feel all warm and fuzzy and happy inside! hooray! so, I just wanted to say thanks to all of you who gave me loving, nice reviews! You know who you are! And this chapter is you're reward...no, there's no lemon in this one (sweatdrop) some mimimal (sp?) smut though. And if you NEED a lemon right now, then go read my other story, "Disrespectful"
I also found that a lot of you find this story cute...umm...that wasn't what I thought it was when I was writing it, and this chapter definitely has pervert written all over it in red permanent marker, but hey, if you guys wanna think it as cute, then it's cute, I have no problem with cute. Just know that it's about to get...LESS cute and more...well, perverted, but I know all you little hentais like it, if you're like me that is...
Warnings: Language, SasuNaru, naughty situation with a doll
Chapter 2: Perverted Sasukes
Upon reaching his apartment, Naruto shifted Sasuke and the clothes to one arm and used the other to reach up and unlock the door.
He stepped inside and unceremoniously dumped everything he was holding on the couch--including the dog, then turned around and closed the door.
He leaned against the wood and let out a heavy sigh, and studied his new roommate, who seemed to be taking in the scenery of his home with wandering eyes. Naruto snorted, "Well I'll be damned, are you judging my home you mini bastard?"
Sasuke glanced at him and licked his lips before jumping off the couch and striding over to the blonde.
Naruto looked down at the animal and his heart skipped a beat when he caught those eyes again...it was just scary, how the dog's eyes looked so much like the dark avenger's. He shook his head to clear the thoughts and smiled, "Well, I suppose you want something to eat, right?"
Sasuke's ears perked up as his tiny stomach growled, reminding him that he hadn't eaten anything since before Kakashi had showed up. So he whined quietly and rubbed against the blonde's leg.
Naruto blushed a bit, not used to something needing such attention from him, "Um...o-okay then, let's see what we've got."
Sasuke smirked at the knowledge that he had made the boy blush before following him into the kitchen.
The tan teen opened a cupboard, and Sasuke's eyes widened when he saw that it was filled to the brim with cups and cups of ramen. Naruto frowned and went down to open a cabinet, only to find the same scene of a ridiculous amount of ramen. The blonde heard the dog snort and he grinned cheekily, rubbing the back of his head, "Sorry, I don't usually have any guest over, so I hoard up on my favorite food."
'No kidding' the raven thought dryly.
Naruto stood up and bounced over to the fridge. He yanked open the white door to reveal...more ramen.
'Fuck, he's even got that shit in the fridge? Dobe, how the hell do you keep your body in shape like that?'
Naruto groaned and turned back to the dog, "Whelp! Ramen it is!"
Sasuke blinked, 'Are you kidding me? He does realize I'm a dog right?'
Naruto clapped his hands together at the animal's expression and grinned, "Ramen is the greatest food ever created in the history of mankind! It's so great and wonderful that I'm sure you won't get sick if you eat it...and tomorrow I'll go buy you some dog food, alright?"
Sasuke grunted in annoyance, the baka sounded just like that moron Lee when he went into one of his youth speeches. And he'd hate to break it to the guy, but Sasuke wouldn't need any dog food after tomorrow...that is, if Kakashi was being truthful when he said the jutsu would only last a couple of days. But Sasuke supposed he could deal with ramen for the time being...even if it might kill him, then he'd just come back as a ghost and haunt and molest the blonde for the rest of his life.
Nodding in agreement with his plan, he let out a soft sigh, hoping that the boy would take it as an "okay."
Turns out, Naruto didn't care whether or not Sasuke wanted any, because apparently, while the raven was thinking about useless things, he had already stuffed two cups into the microwave and was now pouring one of the steaming cups into a bowl.
The blonde teen placed the bowl in front of Sasuke and poured some cold water from another bowl in it to cool it down, then placed the same bowl next to it for Sasuke to drink from.
Naruto then sat down at the table with his own ramen, a huge goofy grin plastered on his face as he picked up his chopsticks and used them to point to the dog's food, "Eat up, and if you don't want it," he shrugged, "then you'll just starve until tomorrow." and with that oh so reassuring comment, he dug into his own food.
Sasuke growled lowly and stared at the offensive meal before him...and, throwing his Uchiha pride right out the window, he slowly bent down and began lapping at the substance.
Naruto looked up and smiled when he saw the animal eating, before he continued gulping down his own meal.
Sasuke had to admit, the junk wasn't that bad, but his nose tended to scrunch up slightly at the smell.
When he changed back, he'd have to start joining Naruto at Ichiraku's, maybe trick the blonde into going on a date with him.
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When dinner had finished, Naruto oh so gracefully threw the bowls into the sink and picked up Sasuke (much to Sasuke's delight) and carried him to his bedroom.
He then dropped the animal on the bed and proceeded to massage it behind the ears with both of his hands...needless to say, Sasuke had started getting naughty thoughts again.
When the hands retreated, the dark one growled, making Naruto roll his eyes, "Don't start being a jerk Sasuke." He lifted one finger to continue scratching an ear, "I'm gong to take a shower now," black ears shot up, and a tail started wagging uncontrollably, "Don't be naughty or a bastard while I'm in there okay?"
Sasuke's mirth died down, he thought for sure the boy would take him along.
Naruto tapped Sasuke's chin and kissed him lightly on the nose before going to the bathroom and shutting the door, leaving a stunned Sasuke behind, 'The dobe kissed me...' well, he had kissed the dog actually, but Sasuke couldn't care less, a kiss was a kiss.
The raven jumped off the bed when he heard the shower turn on and ran to the bathroom door, he needed a peek, just one peek, it wouldn't hurt anyone...get him extremely horny, yes, but it wouldn't hurt anybody.
He continued running, heart speeding up with each step he took, until he bounded through that door and WHAM!
A shocked puppy stumbled backward as he ran straight into the door...which was locked.
He groaned and glared at the wood, 'Stupid dobe' why the hell would somebody lock their door when the only thing in your house was a dog?
Sasuke stalked back to the bed, beyond pissed and muttering a stream of curses in his mind as he waited for the stupid moron to come out.
And oh, did that moron come out...is it possible for dogs to get nosebleeds?
Naruto had heard a bang on the door and thought that maybe Sasuke had hurt himself, so he'd quickened his shower and walked out with a worried expression.
So there Naruto was, wrapped in a small, fluffy orange towel, dripping wet and not even bothering to dry himself off as he approached Sasuke on the bed.
'Oh my God' Sasuke thought, 'Jesus Christ...' Naruto had no idea how lucky he was that Sasuke was a dog right now, because if he weren't, he didn't think it would be possible to stop himself as he would try to take advantage of the delicious sight before him.
The dog visibly flinched as Naruto placed a palm on his head , "Are you alright Sasuke?" he asked quietly, as if he really expected the animal to answer.
Sasuke shivered, 'Define alright' if Naruto meant alright physically, then yes, Sasuke was fine, But if he meant sexually and mentally, then no Sasuke was definitely in trouble.
Sasuke leaned into the touch and licked Naruto's wrist, praying to any God that he would change back right now.
Naruto smiled, happy that his pet was okay, he found he liked having something to take care of, despite it having an attitude problem.
He stood up, "Good, you're okay."
Sasuke panicked at the thought of the boy getting dressed, 'No! I'm not okay come back!' he whined frantically as Naruto walked to a drawer and pulled out a pair of black boxers.
Sasuke immediately shut up when the orange towel dropped, revealing a perfectly tanned, round, muscled ass for his pleasurable viewing. Oh God, if he was human now, nothing would stop him from going over there, bending the blonde over the dresser and pounding into him mercilessly while he drank up the others moans and cries.
He shut his eyes, it wouldn't do him any good to get an uncontrollable sexual need as a dog, who knows what he would do. He turned around and began to try and will down his throbbing libido.
Unfortunately, Naruto decided at this moment, after slipping on his boxers, that for once in his life, he was going to be observant, and he noticed the dog's sudden change in behavior. He strode over to the animal and picked him up. Then, sitting down on the bed, he placed the creature on his lap...right above a certain area that Sasuke could do without right now.
Only one thought was streaming through the raven's mind, "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck," and it was meant in more sense than one. He could feel the blonde's dick against his stomach through the thin boxers, and, needless to say, it was NOT helping his problem. And to make matters worse, Naruto had started stroking his chest again, allowing his foot to go back to thinking it was a drummer, "Damn, it can't get any worse"
Oh, how wrong he was.
Sasuke suddenly found his back pressed against the boy's lap, his belly exposed as he was flipped over. Naruto slowly stroked his fingers up and down the soft stomach, then lightly ran his nails over it, earning a groan as Sasuke's eyes rolled back, foot whacking uncontrollably at the air, "Oh fuck..."
Naruto grinned, "You like that, Sasuke?" his free hand went back to the chest, and he scratched both of Sasuke's vulnerable areas at the same time. The raven was surprised his foot hadn't flown off yet.
Naruto's grin was so wide, he was sure it'd crack his face. He was very proud of himself for knowing exactly how to make his pet feel good, "You want more Sasuke?"
And with that one sentence, Sasuke lost it.
A very, impressively large, pink organ popped out from where Sasuke's "private" area was, effectively showing that he was one happy puppy.
Naruto stopped all motion and stared at the object before raising an eyebrow, "Eww Sasuke, put that away, I didn't know it felt that good."
Sasuke growled darkly at the loss of contact, "You started it dobe!" well...okay, so the blonde hadn't really done anything on purpose, how was he supposed to know his actions would make Sasuke...excited? But still! He should finish what he started!
Naruto scowled, "You jerk, don't you growl at me just because I want you to put your thing away!" He dumped Sasuke on the floor, "You can scratch yourself you little bastard, I'm going to sleep. Be happy I don't have any missions tomorrow, because right now I have a good mind to drag you along on one and get you killed! And you better be damn happy that I'm still going to get you food tomorrow as well! And you better be damn fucking happy, or pray, that I don't go get you neutered!"
The animal's tail went between his legs at that statement.
Of course, Naruto didn't mean any of that, he liked the dog, but it could be a real asshole. Like the relationship he had with Sasuke...and he just compared his friend to a dog again.
Naruto flopped down on the bed and snuggled under the covers, "You deserve your name! Goodnight Sasuke." he huffed before closing his eyes.
But Sasuke had gone deaf after "neutered."
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A good half hour later, Sasuke decided it was safe to hop up on the bed.
He jumped on the soft mattress and slowly padded over to the sleeping shinobi.
He observed the boy for a moment, the sheet had come down to wrap around one leg and his waist, his other leg dangled over the side of the bed, foot lightly brushing the cool, wooden floor. His tan, smooth chest was completely exposed, rising up and down in steady, even breathes, muscles barely twitching beneath the colored skin. And one arm was slung over his head, while the other lay across the mattress, palm up.
He was a sloppy sleeper...but so deliciously inviting.
Sasuke snorted and hopped on the blonde's chest before lying down on it, "Stupid dobe, how am I supposed to fuck you if you neuter me?" He smirked mischievously, "Nipple licking time." A pink tongue darted out from a black face and leaned down to accomplish the goal, but before the wet muscle could connect with the small nub, Sasuke froze.
He had made the mistake of locking his dark eyes with a sleeping face, and the tongue retreated back to where it came from as he admired the features of the Kyuubi vessel.
Naruto's pink mouth was open slightly, breathing as softly as feathers in the wind. A thin stream of drool was trickling down his chin, but instead of making him look stupid, Sasuke actually found the sight to be quite adorable...enticing even. His golden locks that could have been colored by the ray's of the sun itself, were hanging in soft trestles across his forehead that was slightly damp with sweat. His skin seemed to glow in the bathing of the moonlight streaming through the open window, and the whisker marks on his flawless face were more prominent than in the day.
He was gorgeous...like a fucking walking Adonis.
Sasuke sighed, he had accepted that he had feelings for the blonde that went beyond friendship eons ago, even before the Orochimaru incident, which was the real reason he couldn't kill Naruto before he left. And the second time he tried, it ended in the same result, he couldn't bring himself to do it, and he was glad that that snake bastard had stopped him, or Naruto would have realized he was holding back.
Over the years, his feelings for the boy had just continued to grow with no signs of stopping. He needed Naruto like he needed air, and that's why he came back to Konoha, because he realized he was in love with the village idiot. With the dobe. And he wanted nothing more than to be with Naruto, to kiss him and hold him and make love to him from dawn till' dusk. And okay, yes, he got a little over excited with his body when he was around the moron, and he wanted to screw his tight little ass into the ground until the boy couldn't walk anymore, but hey, it's not like he can control his hormones, who can?
But it wasn't just lust he had for Naruto, he really loved him and wanted to be with him, but what sucked was, Sasuke had no CLUE whether or not Naruto was gay. As far as he knew, Naruto had never gone out with a girl, but he'd never gone out with a boy either. Sasuke knew Naruto cared for him, or he wouldn't have tried so fucking hard to bring him back...but did the extent of his feelings reach only friendship, or maybe brotherly love, but nothing more? Sasuke would be crushed...but he wouldn't argue.
The raven laid his head down on the tan chest, deciding that he was thinking too much. He abandoned his molestation plan, he had no idea WHY he abandoned it, since he'd probably never get a chance to rub on the boy's body like this again, but somehow...it just seemed more tempting to watch the idiot sleep and breathe. Man, where do your hormones go when you need them?
He watched quietly as blonde brows furrowed and the blue, blue eyes rolled around frantically behind closed eyelids.
Sasuke blinked, "The dobe is dreaming."
Suddenly, a hand came up and began stroking Sasuke's back with one finger, causing the raven to freeze, "Oh God, not this again..."
But he stopped thinking when he heard soft mumbling.
"Nn...dammit Sasuke...c'mon..."
Sasuke's eyes widened, "What?"
The body arched slightly off the bed and an arm flew over blonde locks as his hand gripped Sasuke's fur, "Don't be...like that...Sasuke...give it to me..."
Red lights just went off in a dark head, "Are we having naughty thoughts here Naruto...about me?"
"Yes Sasuke...I want...all of it...please...give it to me..."
That throbbing was back.
"Oh my God...yes Sasuke...it's so goodmore..."
Sasuke's heart was running a mile a minute, thumping painfully in his chest, "He's having a wet dream about me! Damn dobe, when I change back, I'm gonna fuck you so har-"
"Yes Sasuke...this ramen is orgasmic...thanks for...buying...it...for..." the hand fell from a gaping Sasuke's back, and Naruto's breathing became even again.
Sasuke's mouth snapped shut in a nasty scowl, "You were dreaming about me buying you fucking RAMEN?!"
He jumped off the chest and landed next to the sleeping figure before lying down on the mattress and closing his eyes with a frown, "And you call me an asshole?" he growled darkly.
An arm flung itself over him and pulled his furry body flush against a firm stomach, snuggling him, as if in an apology, and effectively washing away all negative thoughts.
Sasuke groaned in exasperation, "Is it normal to be jealous of ramen? Dumb baka...making me jealous of food..." he muttered in his mind, before closing his eyes and giving into the warmth.
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Morning rolled around soon enough, greeting a tan teen as blue eyes opened to meet the sunlight.
Naruto moaned and let out an unnecessarily loud yawn while fisting the sleep away from his eyes. But as he tried to bring in his first gulp of air for the day, he felt a foreign pressure on his chest, "What...?" he mumbled as he opened his eyes fully.
Sasuke was lying there, staring at the blonde and swiping his tail from side to side.
Naruto frowned for a confused moment before remembering the previous day, "Oh! Sasuke!" he was completely awake now in realization, and shot up from the mattress, causing the dog to slide down to his lap.
He placed his hands under the animal and lifted him up so their noses touched, and Sasuke thanked God that dogs couldn't blush.
"Ohayo Sasuke!" The WAY to hyper blonde shouted happily, "Ne, it's nice waking up with something instead of alone for once!"
Even though the sentence was said in a merry tone, it struck the Uchiha right in the heart...Naruto was lonely, waking up with a fucking animal made him happy. He couldn't stop himself from smiling at the idea of waking up with the dobe every morning...for the first thing to see to be unbelievably blue eyes, and the first thing to attack every nerve and sense in his body to be Naruto himself as they shared sweet morning kisses.
That would be fucking heaven on earth.
He snapped back to reality when he felt Naruto gently put him down and stand up.
The blonde slowly stretched the kinks and cramp muscles out of his body, back arching and bowing.
All sentimental thoughts left Sasuke.
Naruto groaned and threw his arms over his body, lacing his fingers as his actions became graceful and catlike...foxlike.
The fucking idiot was putting on a show for him and didn't even realize it!
He threw his head back and let out a heavy sigh, a sure sign of pleasure from releasing his aching tendons.
Holy fuck, was this how normal people stretched in the morning? So godamn...erotic? "Dammit, it's too early for this..." Sasuke mumbled in his head before turning away from the all to pleasing sight.
Naruto finally finished his stretches and turned to Sasuke, meeting the dog's back instead. He raised a thin brow and placed a hand on a black, furry head, stroking it softly, "Hey, what's the matter?"
Sasuke shut his eyes and tried, he really, as God as his witness, he really tried to ignore Naruto's fucking magical fingers.
But alas, trying just wasn't good enough, and that wonderful yet horribly embarrassing throbbing came back. Geez, couldn't the poor guy just get a break? At least until he changed back?
Sasuke sighed a huge breathe of relief when the attention stopped, "Just a few more hours." he reminded himself.
Naruto smiled and strode over to his dresser, pulling out a black shirt and loose, orange khaki pants that he slipped on over his boxers. Since he had no missions today, it wasn't required of him to wear his Jounin uniform.
Satisfied with his outfit, he turned back to Sasuke, " I know what it is, you must be hungry, right?"
"Oh, I'm hungry for something."
Naruto snapped his fingers, "That's gotta be it, you're hungry...or maybe you want more nice belly rubs?"
"YES! No wait, no...yes...no, yes...fuck..."
Naruto grinned, "Haha, just kidding!"
Sasuke's head snapped up in a bark, "Fuck you Uzumaki! Fuck. You! I...wish...dammit"
"Don't bark at me you asshole! I'll go out and get you food, okay?" He plucked his wallet off the dresser and stuffed it in his pocket, before reaching for Sasuke and carrying him out of his room, then dumping him on the couch in the living room.
He raised a finger to Sasuke's face, "Now listen here, I'll only be gone for a little while. And when I get back, I don't want my shoes chewed, my rug wet with piss, or claw marks on my couch, got it? Or your little furry black ass is out of here for sure! I don't have money to be wasting like that name inspiration of yours!"
Sasuke wasn't really listening, only barley hearing something about Naruto calling him rich, he was too preoccupied with watching the blonde's face all scrunched up in anger and the way his lips increased in speed with the words he spoke...he was pretty damn sexy when he was mad.
"Okay then," Naruto lightly scratched Sasuke's chest for a moment and let go, "be good then." Were his parting words before walking to the door.
When the wooden door was pulled open, Naruto almost let out a yelp of shock at seeing Hinata standing there with a fist to his head as if she were about to knock.
The blushing girl quickly retracted her arm and looked up at the blonde with a sweet smile, "O-ohayo,
Naruto-kun."
Naruto smiled brightly and pulled Hinata into a brief hug, causing her blush to deepen several shades, "Hinata! It's good to see you! What are you doing here? How's Neji?"
Sasuke's head shot up at the name he had just heard. He quickly jumped off the couch and ran to Naruto's side, and indeed, Hinata Hyuuga was at the door. What the hell did she want?
"Neji-san is fine. I actually came over to g-give you something Naruto-kun." Hinata had actually gotten over her stuttering problem, but it always seemed to resurface a bit when she was around Naruto.
"Oh," Naruto blinked, "really? What is it? Something that--OW! HEY!" His sentence was cut off when he felt a sharp nip at his ankle. He looked down and locked eyes with a smug Sasuke. Blonde brows furrowed in a mixture of disbelief, frustration, and anger, "Did you just bite me you asswipe?!"
A tail started wagging.
Teeth gritted, "You little son of a--"
"Y-you got dog, Naruto-kun?"
"Huh?" Naruto's head whirled back to the girl, and a grin spread out, anger forgotten, "I found him yesterday at the west training grounds. He's a bit of a prick, but he was alone, so I brought him home with me."
"Yeah, and put me through tortuous hours of sexual frustration."
"H-he looks a lot like Sasuke-kun...don't you think so?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought, so I named him Sasuke. He certainly has the bastard personality that suits the name."
Hinata put a hand to her mouth and giggled.
"Ah, so what did you want to give me?"
She abruptly stopped giggling and began blushing again, 'Oh..well.."
"C'mon, it's got to be nice if you came all the way over here to give it to me."
Sasuke was actually getting jealous and a bit pissed off that his dobe's attention was elsewhere.
"Well I...Imadethisforyou!" she blurted out an shoved something in the blonde's face.
Naruto hadn't registered a word the girl had said, and he didn't bother to, beacuse right now, he was staring at the thing she had put to his face...it was a doll...of him.
"Um...what is it?" He slowly took the plush from the girl's hand and flipped it over, examining it, the thing looked just like him, right down to the bright blue eyes, goofy grin and tan skin...creepy.
Sasuke had a beyond confused expression that borderlined a 'WTF' face, "This is how she's trying to win my idiot's affection? By making...voo doo dolls of him?"
Hinata was blushing furiously, "I-I made one of K-Kiba-kun too, and R-Rock Lee as well, just small gifts."
"Okay then..." Naruto eyed the doll warily, still finding this a bit...strange, "Thanks Hinata! It's...it's really...something!"
The girl smiled at the "compliment" and her blush, if possible, deepened, "T-thank you Naruto-kun, I'm glad y-you like it."
"Uh...yeah, of course! I'll put it somewhere real good Hinata!" 'Like in my closet...where I can't see it...'
"O-okay, Naruto-kun, I-I have to go now."
"Oh!" He glanced at Sasuke, "Yeah, me too."
He watched for a moment as the brunette girl jumped away by rooftops, then whirled back into his house and shut the door before staring at the doll in his hand.
"..."
The thing was actually pretty creepy...cute, but still creepy.
Oh, but Sasuke didn't think so, he thought that the fact that the stuttering girl had made it and given it to the blonde was scary, but the doll itself was a perfect imitation of the dobe.
Like a chibi Naruto...rather cute, and well...fuckable...not that he would stoop to fucking a Naruto plushie.
The Kyuubi vessel groaned something about "confusing girls" before placing the doll on the couch.
"Alright, let's try this again..." he let out a sigh, "I'm going to buy you food. Don't chew, claw, piss, or bite anything while I'm gone." He patted him lightly on the head before exiting the apartment.
Sasuke stared at the closed door...and stared...and stared...and soon realizing, that staring wouldn't make the boy return any faster, he opted on taking a nap.
He hopped on the couch and sighed as he layed against the arm rest, his eyes slowly drooping down as he fell into comforting nothingness. (A/N that line seems a little too emo for me)
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It was raining now...but he didn't care.
Too focused on his task to even feel the icy drops pattering on his skin. Mind too clouded with that sweet, intoxicating scent that he just never grew tired of.
And what was this oh so distracting something?
Why, Naruto of course. His moaning, litttle, adorable blonde that was currently having his mouth ravished by a very horny Sasuke.
"Teme...not in an ally..." the boy whined as the other moved to place a similar treatment on his neck. He buried his fingers in dark hair, "It's dirty..."
He felt a smirk against his pulse, and fingers glide under his shirt as a knee came between his legs and lifted him up slightly off the ground, "Nothing...can be dirty with you, Naruto."
Naruto gasped as his raven lover bit down on the throbbing artery, then released a long, deep moan as a hand covered his crotch, "Bastard" he murmured.
"Moron" Sasuke replied with a lick along a tan, whiskered cheek.
"God..." Naruto threw his head back and it 'thumped' against the wall behind him.
Sasuke pressed hard against the other body, as if he were trying to fuse them against the wall, "What do you need, Naruto?"
"...You."
"Why?" Sasuke questioned while beginning to grind against the blonde in a rather violent matter.
"Ah...Sas..."
"Do you need me to fuck you?"
"Yes..."
"Do you need me to touch you, and hold you...kiss you?"
"Yes...yes!"
"Why, Naruto?"
Bright blue eyes blinked up lazily at the other, "...You know why."
"But I need you to say it."
"..." Naruto stayed quiet for a moment before parting pink lips, "I need it...because I lo--"
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Oblivion black eyes flew open as his back hit the floor.
"Fuck!" came out in a barked yelp.
He rolled onto his stomach and groaned loudly, "Damn...that was a good one." then he looked down at his "problem."
"...Crap...how the hell am I supposed to get rid of this now?" It was so easy as a human, just run to the bathroom, wrap a hand around yourself, stick a finger up there, moan a few times and you were done.
Unfortunately, dogs don't HAVE fingers, so it wouldn't be that easy. Nothing was being easy for him lately.
He racked his mind for answers before his eyes landed on the plushie on the couch.
"...Maybe I could...NO!" Sasuke COULD NOT believe he had just actually considered...he glanced at the doll again. With it's fucking stupid grin and...big, blue eyes and...soft, tan...
He jumped back on the couch and landed next to the thing, before shoving it to the floor and following it down, landing on top of it, two legs on either side. It looked just like the dobe...just there...just...waiting...like prey.
Sasuke slowly layed his body down flush against the plush, but almost immediately shot back up, "NO! I'm an Uchiha dammit! Sasuke fucking Uchiha! I WILL NOT stoop to this level of sexual satisfication!" He huffed with his head held high.
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Naruto shoved a key in his aparment door while balancing the bag of food in the other hand, "Stupid cashier...that coupon was not expired!"
He creaked open the door before stepping inside and shutting it again, then made his way to the living room, happy to see as he walked through his home that Sasuke hadn't caused any damage.
But he would have opted for damage instead of the sight he saw now...
Sasuke, little black furry dog, was...hump fucking his doll! Panting with his tongue out and everything.
Naruto's eyes went impossibly wide and his jaw dropped, this was terrible!
The plush seemed to diagree though, because it had that stupid, happy grin on it's face that was directed at the ceiling, like it was enjoying the treatment!
Naruto dropped the bag of food, "What the hell are you doing?!"
Sasuke stopped all motion, and slowly, very slowly looked up to lock with blue eyes...uh oh.
He quickly jumped off the doll, mortified, and shoved it across the floor away from him, like he was trying to prove nothing happened.
But Naruto would have none of that.
The blonde walked right up to the dog and picked it up so he was face to face with it...then grinned, "So not only are you a mean asshole with an attitude problem, but you have an overactive libido too?"
Sasuke's ears flattened against his head...it wasn't his fault Naruto was so fucking hot...
"What the hell am I going to do with you? You can't just go around fucking my doll whenver you feel like it you horny bastard."
"Well, then let me fuck you instead baka!"
Naruto's grin slowly changed to a smirk, "But you know," he pulled the dog's ear to his mouth, "between you and me, I wouldn't mind having the real Sasuke do that to me...not in the least." he whispered.
Sasuke's eyes felt like they would pop right out of their sockets, right after his heart burst out of his chest, "Naruto just...he...admitted, he...oh God, where's that doll? No, fuck that, where's Naruto's leg?"
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Awwww! So Naruto just admitted he wants sasuke to screw him! That'll be better than humping a Naruto doll, ne? So, next chapter, does Sasuke change back? Kakashi DID say two days...my, my, what will happen? Well, review and find out! And remember my chickadees, Sasuke may have uke in his name, but seme rhymes with teme!