A/N: So in this chapter there will be Romani/Gypsy terms and word. I will have the meanings of every word.

Romani Word List:

Balame- Gadje(Non-Roma)
Beng- Devil
Bengalo- Devilish
Binak- Twin
Boba- Bean
Bogacha- Baked flour bread
Bokh- Hunger
Bokoli- Thick pancakes stuffed with small pieces of meat
Brashki- Frogs
Fusui- Bean soup
Gadjo- non Roma males
Khul- Shit
Tu- You singular
Xabe- Beef stew
Xaimoko- Rabbit stew

And away we go here comes Chapter 1.


Chapter 1

I was hidden very well in the club room to the Ouran Host Club, as I watched me target and his moron friends parade about making utter fools of themselves. They call themselves a Host Club when all it really is, is a place where the horny Gadjo frolic and flirt with all the Balame, who find them attractive. I will admit for Gadjo they were very handsome, but I was no where near interested in anything but taking out my target. Oh I am a trained Assassin for a company want to force-ably take out the competition. I didn't know the name of the company nor who owned it. The only person I knew from them was the man who called and gave me the hits, and paid me after. I hadn't even met him, I was trained at a secret location, that I don't even know where is, and given the cellphone with the one contact. Once the hit was confirmed complete money was transferred into a private account set up for me. My contract ended once I turned 18 if I wished it to. You see, I am Romani and one of the biggest things Roma like more than anything is Bartering/Trading. So, my father traded me for a business deal. I started killing people at a young age of 12. The younger an Assassin starts the more benefit for the company. I was 17 now and had only one more year left, and I still hadn't decided if I wanted to quit or not. This had been my life for the past 5 years.

I watched as the door to the club room opened revealing a girl, with bulky glasses, and messy brown hair. I couldn't really tell what color her eyes were because of the glasses. The idiots were freaking out about something, apparently she was some honors student that was only in the school because she was completely smart.

"I never knew the honors student would be so openly gay."

Apparently the tall blonde Gadjo is more stupid than I thought, how can he not see she is female? They went on and on, they gave a real headache most of the time.

"Who are you calling Haru-chan?" the girl screamed at the little blonde. He started to cry and Haru-chan pulled away from him, knocking over a very expensive looking Renaissance vase. It looked to be about 8 million yen, from the distance I was at, although I could be wrong and it's worth more.

"Aw, now you've done it commoner we were going to feature that vase in the up coming school auction." said one of the Beng Binak.

"The bidding was going to start at 8 million yen." said the other.

Yup I was right, that girl was totally screwed. If I know Glasses he is going to make her be indebted to the club forever.

"Well Tamaki what do you want to do?"

"You might have a famous saying Fujioka, when in Rome do as the Romans do. If you can not pay us money you will use your body. Starting today you are the host clubs dog."

Totally knew it. God I am good. They continued to banter back and forth. Then the club opened and all of the dumb Balame came in and started fawning over them. God I hated watching this, but this is the best way to get to know them without getting too close. I have had that happen before and it was never going to happen again.