Ch. 2- A Normal Day...I think...
FINALLY! I have FINALLY found time to update this!
Terribly sorry it took so long, but I was SO busy with school!
Anyways...I present to you, CHAPTER 2! Not my best, I'll admit, but still...Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
"Ok," the delivery guy said as he checked things off of his list, "That's 45 pounds of prepared dough, one-50 pound brick of mozzarella cheese, two-30 pound jars of Sam's homemade tomato sauce, a truck's worth of assorted toppings, about 110 oven bricks, a flamethrower, enormous chunks of coal, twenty-3.5 inch pieces of steel, and a giant baby head."
Phineas took the checklist and signed his name. As the truck began to unload all of the supplies into the backyard, Phineas crossed out the materials on the list.
"Hold it!" he suddenly shouted, "You can keep the baby head." The man unloading the truck simply shrugged as he put the freakish head back inside the van. Phineas handed the delivery guy back his board as the man stared at the other 10-year old boys in the backyard.
"Say," he scratched his head, "Aren't you a little young to be needing all of this?"
"No," Phineas plainly replied, "I don't think so..."
"Oh, well," he said as he walked back to the truck and called out, "Let's go boys!"
As Phineas went back inside his yard, he heard a familiar voice say, "Hey Phineas! Whatchya doin'?"
"Oh, hey Isabella" he responded automatically, not even noticing that Isabella was cutely batting her eyelashes, clearly trying to get his attention, "The others and I were just about to start building the giant brick oven."
Slightly disappointed, Isabella asked, "Ok, anything I can do?"
"Yeah," Phineas pointed to his step-brother, "You can get the blueprints of the giant pizza from Ferb, and you and the Fireside girls can get started on it..." With that, Phineas walked away, leaving behind a very annoyed Isabella.
"Hey," Phineas suddenly said, "Where's Perry?"
Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Bah, Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Bah...PERRY!
"Good morning, Agent P" Major Monogram said as Perry landed in his chair, "We don't know exactly what Doofenshmirtz is up to, but I'm sure that it's definitely something evil! Get to the bottom of it! Monogram out..." Perry saluted as the screen went blank, and he jumped into his hovercar.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Having arrived at his destination, Perry jumped off his ride and burst through one of the windows.
"ACK! Perry the platypus?" Doof shouted in surprise, with a toothbrush in his mouth. Perry raised his eyebrow as the evil scientist looked down at his bathrobe and fuzzy 'Perry the platypus' slippers.
"He he..." he chuckled nervously, "Yeah...you're a bit early today Perry the Platypus, do you mind waiting over there on that couch for just a few minutes?" Perry shrugged and walked to the pink sofa in the corner. But as he sat down, the couch suddenly sprang up, and tied Perry up in a knot.
"Ha ha! Psyche!" Doofenshmirtz laughed as Perry hopelessly struggled to get free, "Now that you are trapped, I can tell you my evil scheme." Perry rolled his eyes as he prepared himself for another one of the doctor's back stories.
"You see Perry the platypus, after watching a lot of horror movies and doing a lot of sleeping, I've discovered that there is a hidden evil, deep inside every person!" Perry sighed in relief that Doofenshmirtz didn't have a back story for today.
"So, I began to think, what if I could bring out that evil? What if it was to be released? Which is why I created the 'Dark-Side-inator'!" Doofenshmirtz paused to wait for the dramatic music, but nothing came.
"Ugh, Norm! I told you to fix the dramatic effects!"
"But sir-"
"Just forget it Norm! I'll do it myself!" Doofenshmirtz took out a remote from his pocket, pressed several buttons and then put it back.
He then turned back to Perry and continued, "Now, where were we? Ah yes...once I blast myself with the inator, my true hidden evil will be unleashed, and then, nothing can stop from taking over, the, Tri-state, area!"
Doofenshmirtz raised his hands into the air, waiting for the dramatic lightning, but again, nothing happened. He slapped himself and groaned.
"Whatever..." he said as he began to fire up the inator. Suddenly, a blue blur kicked him hard across the face.
"Perry the Platypus! How did you escape?!" Perry grrr-ed and pointed towards the pink, fluffy goo of material on the floor.
"Oh, yeah...I must've forgot. That sofa was made from super stretchy fabric...Nevertheless, you're too late Perry the platypus! My inator is almost ready and there is nothing you can do!"
As Doofenshmirtz readied himself, Perry leaped onto the strange looking machine and pulled the lever, causing the machine to randomly shoot sideways. Perry yanked out several wires from the inside of the inator and quickly jumped off as it exploded. He jumped off the ledge of the balcony and flew off in his jetpack.
Covered in smoke, Doofenshmirtz walked over to his balcony and tried to spot whatever it was the inator hit. "Ah well...Curse you Perry the Platypus!"
Meanwhile...
"Ok, Phineas," Isabella said, "We're done with the pizza, just like you asked."
"Excellent," he then turned to the others and asked, "How's the oven going guys?"
"Almost done!" Baljeet shouted back.
"Yes," Phineas pulled out a small notebook from his pocket and began to write some things down, "At this rate, we'll be done before lunch..."
"So, Phineas..." Isabella slowly said, "Since we still have a little time before the others are done with the brick oven, I wondering if you wanted to...oh, I don't know, maybe-"
But she never got a chance to finish because out of nowhere Buford yelled, "DONE!"
"Great!" Phineas said, completely forgetting that Isabella was right there, "Bring in the pizza!"
Isabella pulled her hair in frustration and stomped away. As she was walking over to her troops to tell them that the oven was finished, a random green ray of light hit her, and she began to feel dizzy.
The last thing she heard was someone scream "ISABELLA!" and then everything went black.
Yeah, I realize that Phineas may be a little OOC, but let me put it this way:
He was so focused on creating the world's largest pizza, that he didn't let anything else distract him, (including Isabella).
Hope that cleared a few things up...
REVIEW please!
P.S. I will try to update "Once Upon a Time" soon, but I'm not promising anything!