Ichiraku's Angels

Chapter 2: Before School Chaos

Ring Ring Ring

"Ugh…mushi mushi" Tenten groggily said into her phone as she was waking up. (In Japan, when you pick up the phone you say mushi mushi, I just don't know if I spelt it wrong).

"Hey Tenten, you awake yet? You know school starts in thirty minutes." Came the reply of Hinata.

"Yeah yeah yeah." Tenten said into the phone then hung up. After about ten seconds of deciphering what Hinata said, Tenten shot out of bed and into the bathroom.

'I can't believe I almost forgot the first day of school! I wonder if the stoic prodigy is going to be there.' Tenten thought.

She quickly finished her ten minute shower and brushed her teeth. She found her school uniform hanging on the door of her bedroom. It consisted banging on the door of her bedroom. It consisted of a white button-down shirt with short sleeves with the school's ninja mascot on the left chest and the leaf symbol on the ends of the short sleeves. The skirt was a blue plaid skirt that went to mid-thigh. The color of the junior class is blue which explains the color of the skirt.

'Ugh I'm going to kill whoever suggested on these sluttish skirts!' Tenten angrily thought.

Yes, Tenten hates skirts, it's not that she doesn't look good in them; it's that she is a real tomboy who would rather wear khakis and a tie.

Knock knock knock

"In a minute!" Tenten yelled while putting up her Chinese buns and making it look perfect. Tenten ran to the door and opened it to reveal one of her best friends.

"Hey Kimiko….what brings you here?" Tenten asked.

"Oh I don't know, maybe cuz your one of my best friends and I decided to wait for you…."Kimiko sarcastically said.

"Oh ok. Be out in a sec!" Tenten cheerily said. Tenten grabbed her backpack, locked the door as she closed it, not forgetting her keys and walked to the front of the apartment building with Kimiko.

Beep Beep

They turned around to see a Mercedes pull up beside the sidewalk.

"Come on we only got 5 minutes left!" Hinata yelled.

That's exactly how long it took to get to school. Tenten and Kimiko went in the back of the car where they saw Ino; and Sakura was in the passenger's seat.

"Oh, we are going to be so late and we don't even know who our homeroom teacher is." Hinata grumpily complained. "I mean my cousin got a letter in the mail saying who his was but no….I don't get one because I'm new"

At the words of Hinata saying "my cousin," Tenten started to feel anxious. 'Oh no, he's going to be there….' Tenten groaned in her head.

Flashback

Tenten went over to Hinata's house one summer day to work on part of their song together that Ichiraku's Angels had written. While being their, Tenten met Hiashi, Hanabi and Neji. "Hn. I didn't know people were still wearing buns. Aren't they out of style?" questioned Neji. That was his way of meeting people. "Yeah just like how long hair doesn't suit men." Tenten smirked at her antic and Neji just walked away steamed.

End of Flashback

Hinata pulled into a parking spot and everyone got out carrying their messenger bags. They walked inside the school and walked quietly since everyone was too nervous too speak. Once they got in, they desperately tried looking around the halls, searching for the Principal's Office but somehow ended up in front of Kakashi's room.

"Hey look out the window! Looks like we got some new girls." Stated Naruto who was mostly staring at the girl with white eyes. (I think Japanese classrooms have slidy doors in front of the class and in back along with windows in between them. Windows are on the opposite wall that lead to outside. But I'm not sure so don't quote me on that).

"Hn. So are we gonna prank the new kids this year?" asked Sasuke not even looking out the window.

"Well we gotta come up with a plan" said Edo like that was the most obvious thing in the world, but didn't look at the window either.

"No shit Sherlock. Anyone got one?" Neji asked while his eyes were closed in thought.

"Troublesome but yes." Shikamaru held a devil smirk too lazy to look at the window. All the guys leaned in to listen and had smirks on their faces after it was done.

"Well they do look lost so might as well help them out a bit. Kakashi-sensei is always late anyways so might as well." Stated Naruto. "Wait what am I doing again?"

The guys sweat dropped at Naruto's short, real short attention span.

"Naruto you're so troublesome. You and Edo are going to confront the girls and ask if their lost and need any help….and because I know you're going to ask, you're going because you're probably the friendliest out of all of us. Edo is going because he doesn't mind the attention of fangirls, which they probably are." Shikamaru lazily said.

"I'm telling you guys. If you give fangirls they attention they want, they won't chase around you as often. If you keep ignoring them, they just want you more." Edo said.

The guys were taken a back by the theory that Edo just told them. They thought about it and shrugged it off, thinking about the prank first.

"Yeah whatever. Can we just get on with the prank?" Neji impatiently asked.

All the guys nodded in agreement. They put their hands in the center and yelled "Break."

'Tell me why we do that again' thought Shikamaru, Neji, and Sasuke as they walked out the door in the back of the classroom.

'Glad I thought of the idea. That was so cool how we said that in unison' cheered one obnoxious Naruto.

'Great I'm stuck with him' Edo said eyeing Naruto who was walking by his side as they walked out of the front of the classroom to greet the newcomers.

"Hi there, you look lost. Can we help you?" Naruto said glancing at each girl and then staring at the white-eyed girl.

'Wow the newcomers are cute, but I'd have to say the cutest is this girl with the purty white eyes' Naruto flashed a smile. (you know how when some guys get nervous they say purty not pretty?) Hinata blushed. Sure she's been hit on by many guys but that doesn't mean she's annoyed with the attention they give.

"This is the start of our third year here so we know this whole place from top and bottom." Edo said glancing at each girl like Naruto but ended up staring at a girl with hazel eyes.

'Hmm, all gorgeous….Let's see. A blonde, no…….she could be dumb like Naruto. Pink hair is out of the ordinary so no. White eyes like Neji, definitely not. Chinese buns, kind of cute but not my style. Ahh, finally a normal, no not normal, a bodacious babe with gorgeous hazel eyes and is a brunette. You can't go wrong with a brunette. So that's two points for her and none for anyone else. This year should be fun.' Edo gave a smirk towards Kimiko's direction who couldn't help but smile back. 'Wow that smirk looks cute on him. Wait…he's eyeing me up and down. Just another stupid fanboy' Kimiko's smile quickly faded.

They all began to converse when Edo got startled by something; it was his phone vibrating in his pocket. He excused himself from the group and read the text message. 'Proceed to phase 2' Edo smirked and went back to Naruto and gave him a thumbs up.

"So you wanna talk all day or should we find out who your homeroom teacher is?" asked Edo.

The girls nodded and followed Edo and Naruto. They saw Neji leaning against the wall. He was next to the Principal's Office which was labeled as Janitor's Closet. Neji smirked at the guys then looked at the girls behind them.

"H-Hinata-sama…what are you doing here?" Neji asked shocked.

"I told you, you can just call me Hinata. And this is the school I was telling you about remember?" Hinata has replied as if he was stupid.

"Hn." Now Neji couldn't wait for the prank for her making him look stupid and in front of his friends.

Edo and Naruto snickered as Neji have them death glares when they walked by then a two-bunned girl caught his eye.

'Hn. It's that weird girl Hinata brought over once. Wonder if she remembers me…' Neji thought to himself not noticing he was staring at her.

'Oh my god he's staring at me.' Tenten thought slightly pissed off. 'I hope we aren't in the same homeroom together…wait why is he standing in front of the Janitor's closet? Oh well.' Tenten shrugged it off and kept following her friends. Neji decided to follow them wanting to see the looks on all their faces, especially Hinata.

One they all turned the corner, Shikamaru coincidentally bumped into them.

"Hey sorry Shikamaru didn't see ya there." Chuckled Naruto.

Shikamaru just stood there looking at who the victims of the prank were. 'Finally got some more hotties with the bodies, but they're all probably going to be fangirls. More troublesome.'

All boys who saw them walking down the hall were thinking the same thing as Shikamaru when he thought "hotties with the bodies". You can probably guess how many people were staring at them. They walked further down when they saw Sasuke standing in front of a door whose label read 'Principal's Office.' Sasuke quickly looked at his new victims and smirked. 'So Tsunade-sama took Avenging Studz advice on the mini-skirts.'

Yea Avenging Studz is full of perverts, but what guy in the school wasn't? Maybe the freshmen since they weren't being taught by Kakashi-sensei or hanging around the vice principal Jaraiya-sama, but chances were that that was going to change. If they could change Sasuke's and Neji's mind into perverted ones, they could change anybodies.

"Well looks like this is it. Go ahead in." The girls peaked their head in.

'This doesn't look like the Principal's Office……' each girl thought, when all of a sudden they for pushed into the closet and heard laughing from the outside.

"Guys…I think we just got pranked" Kimiko said a little upset.

"No duh Captain Obvious. First let's fine the light." Tenten stated. Hinata found a light switch and flipped it on.

"That's better…" Tenten said a little relived. "Now we knock on the door and scream for help." Tenten said frantically. The girls' just sweatdropped. Bipolar much? Just kidding… The girls did what they were told anyways. It seemed he door was sound proof because no one seemed to hear them. From the inside you could hear "Open the damn door" or "Is anybody out there?" The girls quit after about ten minutes.

"Great ten minutes at our first day of a new school and we are already being pranked." Sakura bellowed while leaning against a shelf.

The girls just relaxed for five minutes, trying to think of ways to get out. Ino had her head on the door while her back was turned to everybody. Kimiko was leaning on a shelf that faced the door Sakura was leaning on the side shelf. Tenten sat one some boxes and Hinata just stood there in the open. They each were still thinking until something inconvenienced them.

"I-Ino there's a freaking tarantula on your back!" Kimiko screamed. Ino was jumping all around yelling "get it off."

It was a very frantic scream.

"Ahh!!! Don't come near me with that thing. I'm really arachnophobia." Kimiko screamed.

"Ahh!!! Stay away Ino-pig!" Sakura said frightened. Tenten and Hinata were just chuckling at the corner from the sight they saw. They were laughing so hard, they almost had to pee in their pants.

""I-Ino-haha-stop-haha-moving-haha. I'll-hahahahaha-get it of-hahaha!" Hinata said between laughs, but she ended up on the floor laughing hysterically.

"Oh my gawd, you guys are a bunch of wimps" Tenten stopped laughing and was ashamed she had pathetic best friends. Tenten grabbed a broom; she used the bristles to get the spider off and quickly used her foot to squash it. Little did they know that there was a camera the genius set up. It was on the top shelf that Kimiko was leaning on facing the door.

Outside the closet in every room in the School

"Ha-ha. This is the best prank in Konoha Leaf High history!" one voice said.

"Wasn't that spider Pete from Bio room?" said another.

Laughter could be heard throughout the halls and Avenging Studz high-fived each other. "So should we get them out now, everyone has had their laugh." Naruto stated.

"Sure but grab a bucket of ice cold water. I'm still not fully pleased." Edo demanded.

A bucket of water came into Naruto's hands from out of no where.

Sasuke was about to say something but stopped after realizing that he didn't want to know. The guys quickly changed the name tags on the door and made a trap so that way when the door opened, it would spill onto whoever opened it. The guys unlocked the door from the outside and ran back to class before they got caught.

Inside

"Hey did you guys hear that?" Ino asked a little out of breath from all the frantic jumping and screaming.

"Yeah I think someone unlocked the door!" Kimiko excitedly said as she jumped to the door and turned the knob.

"Ahhhh!!!" was the scream that was heard throughout the whole school, no the town, no the country no the…….let me stop you get what I mean. It was really loud. The people in the classes laughed even harder from what they saw on the TV. Kimiko was soaking wet.

"Ugh. I am going to kill whoever did this! So much for making a first day impression." Kimiko said disappointingly. The girls started to laugh but saw the death glare and quickly ceased. Kimiko trudged to the real Principal's Office while her friends tried no to slip on the water that was dripping off of her.

"Oh dear what happened?" asked the secretary.

Kimiko thought about squealing but she wasn't a snitch and she needed to get revenge.

"We're new here and somehow got to the school swimming pool where I fell in." Kimiko lied. "Do you have a towel?

"I'm sorry but we don't have towels in yet." The secretary apologized. "Let me get Principal Tsunade for you."

"So your first day here huh?" came a voice.

"Hai." Came the reply as they each shook the Principal's hand.

"I'm Principal Tsunade. What can I do for you besides get you a towel since they haven't arrived yet."

"Yeah we were informed." Hinata politely said.

"Do you know who our homeroom teacher is?" Sakura asked.

"Oh yes. His name is Kakashi-sensei Room 302. You will get your schedule there. Now please excuse me but I have some business to attend to." With that Tsunade left and the girls walked out of the office.

"Isn't that where were before?" Ino asked.

"Yeah which means…oh no! We're stuck with those guys who pranked us." Tenten said sounding angrier by the minute.

"Actually no. This is good. Now we can get revenge!" Kimiko devishly said.

The girls' sad faces turned upside down as they thought of a plan and they reached the door. They slid the door open.

"Ah you must be the new students." Kakashi-sensei said. "I'm your homeroom teacher and English teacher."