Piko:Ohayo! Welcome to the newest addition to Neko's fan-fics! Talk time tm
Neko:Hi! Those of you who were wondering,this chapter is the second part to the first! Usausa will be here soon.
Whitney:Piko! Shouldn't we do the disclaimer? We don't wanna get sued!
Piko:Okay! Hey Neko,care to do the honor?
Neko:*Nods* I own nothing except the storyline! Whitney Simmons is one of my friends on FB,she told me She wanted to be in one of my fan-fics.
Piko:Um...Neko?*blushes*
Neko:Huh? What's wrong?
Whitney:*thinks* His whole existence... 3
Piko:D-Do you really think I'm a...a...Shota?
Neko: O.o...um...Yes?
Whitney:*pbff*
Piko:0.0 how could you say that?Are you one of those Pedo's?
Whitney:*bangs hands on table* x
Neko:...whaaaaaaaat? No! Your just cute that's all...*Blushes*
Whitney:*stop* AaaaAAwwkward~
Piko:Ah!Um...I...*runs onto set*
Whitney:So we're starting? *follows Piko*
Neko:Um...I guess...*waves bye*
"T-Tests?"
Piko asked,biting his lip. Whitney smiled and set down her clipboard. "All Unofficial Vocaloids become Vocaloids by passing the...erm...requirements." Piko nodded,but still seemed confused. "Vocaloid?Is that what I am?" Piko thought as he followed Whitney into a room.
"Now,first will be singing." Whitney said as she handed him a sheet of paper. On the paper was the notes and lyrics to "Give me back my pants"
"Now,I would like you to sing these."Piko read over the lyrics,confused. Whitney smiled encouragingly and piped up. "Well,let's get to it shall we we?" Piko nodded reluctantly,taking in a deep breath.
Somebody took my pants while I slept!
Yesterday it was the socks,
Shorts the day before.
Today is so terrible...
Give them back, my pants!
But I'm a big boy, that's why~
If you do anything wrong,
I'm not gonna cry!
Everyone likes my body.
My behind...
I feel like crying!
I want to whine a little.
Do whatever you like, but give them back, my pants!
But everyone will cheer for me,
so even without my pants,
I will keep going!
Piko blushed after he finished,wondering what kind of song he'd have to sing if he passed. Whitney smiled and said, "Well done! Your voice is perfect for that song. Not many of the vocaloid boys can sing that high! Except for Len of course.."
Piko nodded as he scanned his data for this Len. "Kagamine Len,otherwise known as CV02. He is the fourth Vocaloid out of a family of Seven." Whitney nodded and said, "Okay!you passed this round,but now...We need to test your dancing!"
Piko gulped as She dragged him out of the room and into another. Whitney calmly handed him a stack of papers and said. "These dances are already in your system's memory,You may choose the one you like..." Piko nodded and scanned the papers.
"Um...This one..."He said,pointing to the last one on the first page. Whitney looked at him strangely and said, "Get Down? Are you sure?" Piko waited a moment before nodding. Whitney sighed and pulled out a small disk. Piko's eyes widened as Whitney started to cram it down his throat. "Come on..you have to swallow it.." Piko closed his eyes tightly before reluctantly swallowing.
"Now you can automatically sing the song for it!" Piko nodded meekly before getting up."Ready...GO!" Piko gasped as his body heaved forward,his body moving on it's own. He screamed In fear as his body was lifted off the ground,bending weirdly. All of it had happened very fast,Piko felt very sick when he finally stopped,aching all over.
Piko Slowly looked up,his face pale. "D-Did I pass?" Whitney nodded energetically. "Anyone who can withstand the Get Down dance passes!" She laughed. Piko just chuckled slightly.
"Now,for the last test I'll be seeing how well you communicate with other Vocaliods." Piko perked up,eyes shining. "There are Vocaloids here?" Whitney smiled sadly and said, "Yeah,the rejected Vocaloids. Most of them just didn't have a voicebank." Piko frowned as they walked to the next room.
"Just because they can't sing? How mean..."Piko thought. "Okay,I'll just bring her out now." Piko nodded and sat down on the closest couch. "Her?I wonder what she looks like..." Piko looked up when he heard footsteps,seeing a short girl with bunny ears. She had on a brown dress and a brown nurses cap. The hem of the dress was white and went down to her knees. She had long blonde hair,tied in a ponytail. Her eyes were chocolate brown,looking stunning on her honey colored skin.
"H-Hello...my name is...Usausa...Nice to meet you P-Piko..." Piko smiled and said, "Your very cute Usausa!But your ears kinda scare me..." Usausa's eyes widened when she heard this,her eyes shining. Piko jumped back when she started to cry,tears streaming down her childish face. "Ah!S-Sorry!" Piko said as he hugged her.
When he let go Usausa was blushing,covering her face. "Y-yeah...tskay'..I just don't like when people...my ears..."Piko nodded shyly and smiled. "She's so cute! Her lips look so soft...!" Piko blushed as he thought this. "W-What am I thinking?"He scolded himself,shaking his head.
Usausa looked up,looking Piko in the eye. "Are you a girl?You look like one..your voice is high.." Piko stared at her,mouth wide open. "W-What? What do you mean? I'm Boy! B-O-Y!" Usausa's eyes widened,a blush on her face. "S-sorry! It's just your hair and face...I thought..." Piko sighed and smiled awkwardly. "Ah..It's okay! I don't know why I did...Sorry." Usausa smiled and said. "This isn't really a test,They just want to know what your personality is."
Piko's eyes widened. "W-wha? But why?" Usausa smile widened. "Only the Vocaloids who passed see me. I saw every passing Vocaloid. First MEIKO,then Kaito,then Miku,then the twins,next Luka,and last:Gakupoid." Piko looked at her and muttered, "So...I passed already?" She nodded and pointed at the door. "Go,see your new family. Congratulations! I wish I can one day follow your same path...Piko-kun.." Piko smiled warmly and nodded.
"Y-Yes...U-Usausa...Chan..." Piko smiled and thought, " I hope I'll see you again...you deserve to be a Vocaloid...being known by the world..." Piko screamed when Whitney ran out of nowhere and hugged him. "Congrats! You've passed!" Piko's eyes sparkled. "W-What now?" Piko asked as Whitney let go.
"Well,first you'll have to take a bus to your new home. Then you'll meet your new family! You'll be bunking with...let's see..." Whitney flipped through a book and continued, "Ah! Your roommate will be Len Kagamine! Last,you'll write your debut song! The rest will be up to you." Piko nodded and said,"Len,huh? Is he nice?" Whitney smiled. "Of course he is! Although...he hates being called a 'shota'..." Piko nodded and thought, "Never call Len a "shota'"
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Piko's face was smashed against the bus window as he looked at everything in awe. Whitney had to go to a top secret meeting,so Piko was alone. The so called bus was more like a Limo. Inside were other Vocaloids,or so he thought.
"So,are you new Vocaloids too?" Piko asked,looking at the group of girls. One of the girls,the red head,glared at him. "No! Why would you think that? We are UTAUloids!You're so weird.." Piko,taken aback,scooted farther away. A purple haired girl smiled. "Oh..sorry about Teto's behavior! She just doesn't like being called a Vocaloid. Nice to meet you! My name is Uta. Uta Utatane" Piko smiled back,calmer. "My last name is Utatane too!" Uta's eyes widened.
After that she remained quiet,leaving Piko confused. "Piko Utatane..your stop." The driver said into the microphone when they stopped. Piko jumped up excitedly,a smile on his face."Y-Yay!I'm coming home guys!" Piko shouted gleefully as he jumped out of the bus. He skipped down the street,reading the address Whitney gave him. Piko stopped when he saw a box of kittens. On it was a sign that said:Kittens for free,take one please!
Piko blushed as he saw the kittens waddle about,all of them white,chubby. Balls of fur. "S-so cute! So..should I take one?" Piko said,crouching down next to the box. Piko nodded as he picked up a white kitten with blue eyes. The kitten had a long,bushy tail and it's eyes were sharp. Piko smiled wider and got up. He hummed as he strolled down the sidewalk,gingerly petting the kitten.
He flinched when he felt a tap on his shoulder. "Hey,miss,can you tell me where the train station is?" I turned around,confused. "Um...I a boy...Little girl..." The little girl's eyes widened. "But your voice is high,and your face is all girly!" Piko blushed. "W-Wha-" Piko stood,shocked,as the girl ran off. He shook his head and continued down the sidewalk.