I update way too soon. Haha.

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Me: Fluff my pillow!

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3:00 am.

"Go. To. Sleep!" Nicole moaned as Alex was running around the room. Hailey was fast asleep, Olive knocked herself out with the monkey touch.

"Can't!" Alex giggled and began jumping on the bed. "Sugar high!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to eat 100 Skittles before bed." Nicole muttered.

Alex was rolling on the floor laughing like a complete idiot. She looked up and screamed, "AMY AND DAN CAHILL ALERT!"

"I thought hallucinations were gonna come earlier." Nicole whispered. Alex was creeping her out now. She rolled around to face the other way and saw Amy and Dan Cahills.

"AHHHHHH!"

"NINJA LORD AND BOOKWORM! I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD-"

"What did Alex do?" Hailey asked and widened her eyes. "Is Hamilton with you?"

"I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD-"

Hailey scrambled up to them. Nicole shoved her aside and smile.

"The more important question is, 'Is Jonah Wizard with you?!'" Nicole squealed then did a fan girl squeal.

"No..." Amy said slowly, watching Alex run around in hyper mode.

"What happened to her?" Dan asked, pointing to Alex.

"TRied to beat her record of 12 Skittles." Hailey said.

"My record was 52!" Dan grinned.

"She just ate 100." Nicole challenged.

Dan's jaw dropped and he looked at Amy.

"No! You'll break stuff and send Ian to the hospital again!" Amy exclaimed. Dan's face fell.

"I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I-"

"SHUT IT ALEX!" Olive finally woke up. She squinted at the figures and shoved on her glasses. Her jaw dropped.

"BOW DOWN TO THE NINJA LORD OR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"

"Not you too!" Amy exclaimed at Alex's ninja thing.

"NO I'M THE NINJA LORD!" Dan yelled.

"She was referring to you Dan." Olive said and peered into the hallway.

"Oh. Then BOW DOWN!" Dan shouted.

"You're gonna wake my parents up!" Nicole said.

"Ok, Nicole, Alex-"

"PRESENT! I'M ALEX! LUCIAN, AWESOME, BEST BRIT ACCENT IN THE WORLD-"

"Hailey and Olive." Amy continued. "You guys sent a application-"

Olive began laughing.

"Oh! This has gotta be one of Alex's pranks." Olive said.

"Yeah. That was fake." Hailey said.

"Unicornphobia." Dan muttered then laughed to himself.

"I'm a Holt and I know it." Hailey growled and held up her fist.

"I'm the ninja lord! Bring. It. On." Dan said.

Nicole sighed. Idiot.

Hailey grabbed his feet and hung him upside down. She was a Holt so she was a bit taller.

"Oh my god, she is a Holt!" Dan gasped in horror.

"I'm a Wizard."

"Starling..."

"KABRAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dan screamed in horror at the last name. Then, five guys burst in.

"You people are taking so long to get these people." Ian Kabra said in his silky British accent.

"And I dare you to pet Buffy." Alex stormed up to him, talking in her silky, flawless British accent. The two had a glare off and were completely out of the conversation.

"That's not good." Olive whispered.

"Why?" Hamilton Holt asked.

"Ham-Ham-Hamilton!" Hailey nearly fainted.

"Yo, we gotta jet." Jonah Wizard said.

"JONAH WIZARD!" Nicole screamed her fan girl scream. She practically tackled the gangsta super star.

Alex and Ian were still glaring. It's getting intense...

"Give in to my stare, Ian Kabra." Alex said, her voice eerie calm.

"The calm before the storm?" Ned suggested.

"Seems likely..." Ted agreed. Olive inched closer to them.

"It is. Explanation, 100 bags of Skittles. Dan's reaction." Olive said and pushed them all into the hall.

Hailey closed the door and pulled on the knob so no one could go out. There was a slight creek.

"Not so hard, you'll pull it out." Olive said. Hailey nodded.

"Jo-Jo-Jo..." Nicole fainted.

"Finally I get a fan!" Jonah grinned. "Everybody is either team Dan or Ian."

What about me?" Hamilton asked.

"..."

There was silence for about 10 minutes.

"Wow it's so serious in there." Ned said.

"Five, four, three, two..." Olive muttered.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The first one sound like a battle cry. The second one was a wimpy girly scream.

"LET ME OUT!" Ian yelled.

The song 'Sexy and I know it' started playing.

Nicole's eyes fluttered opened and frowned.

"NO!" she screamed and the door burst open.

Ian held a button in his hand and casually walked out.

"Dynamite." coughed Ted.

Nicole slapped Alex and grabbed her shoulders.

"I'm not doing it!"

"Doing what?" Dan asked.

"You just don't blow up a door!" Amy exclaimed to Ian.

"But the door was jammed and I had to get out." Ian said.

Alex had a goofy grin on her face.

"Doooooo it." she said.

"NO! JONAH WIZARD IS HERE!" Nicole slapped Alex again.

"THAT HURTS!" Alex yelled.

"Nicole, just back away slowly." Olive cautioned.

I walk into a room, and this is what I see.

A bunch of crazy Cahills looking at me...

Nicole walked back slowly.

"Yo, what's going to happen?" Jonah asked.

"Just run at 3." Hailey said.

I got the clues in my pocket and I ain't afraid to show them

Show them

Show them

"THREE!" Hailey screamed and everybody ran downstairs.

I'M A CAHILL AND I KNOW IT!

Alex ran after them, spraying them with silly string.

"RUN PEOPLE, RUN!" Nicole screamed, being hosed down in silly string.

Alex smiled and threw the can at Ian.

"Cobra." Alex crossed her arms.

Ian ducked and straightened his jacket.

"DESTROY THE CAN!" Hailey screamed and Hailey, Olive and Nicole began stomping it.

"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Alex yelled and took out another can of silly string and began spraying again.

"Shouldn't the parents hear this?" Dan asked.

"No..." Hamilton muttered.

Hamilton got silly stringed.

Dan got stringed.

"Everybody, quiet." Olive warned.

Olive got silly stringed.

Fiske then appeared.

"Why is it taking you so-"

Fiske got silly stringed.

"What?! Why-"

Again.

"Stop it, we're here for-"

Again.

"I'm serious young girl, st-"

Again

"I'm SERIOUS! STOP IT!" Fiske yelled, having enough. "Plan B."

"Really?" Dan asked.

Hamilton just shrugged and threw Hailey over his shoulder.

"I-I..." Hailey fainted.

Jonah gave Nicole his star winning smile. Nicole fainted.

"I get it, I get it." Olive sighed and monkey touched herself again. She collapsed and the Starlings just looked at each other.

"Ian, do some-"

Again.

"My pleasure." Ian said and shot Alex in her shoulder. But, she caught it and threw it at Ian. Ian collapsed.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" Alex yelled loudly and her eyes widened. "OOOH! SKITTLES!"

"What? Where?" Dan looked around.

Just as Alex ate one Skittle, she collapsed.

"Let's go, Jonah take Nicole, Dan or Amy take Ian. The other take Alex." Fiske ordered and walked out the front door.

"I'm not touching the Cobra." Dan said.

"F-Fiske said too." Amy said. She didn't like the idea either.

"Come on!" Hamilton said and walked out the door, Hailey slumped on his shoulder.

Ted and Ned dragged Olive out. Jonah dragged Nicole out. Dan took Alex and Amy took Ian.

So, the four best friends were all knocked out, going to a 'academy' they thought was fake. When they thought the 39CLues was just fiction, they were wrong. The 39Clues were soooo real.

Welcome to the academy girls.

Ok I hope you guys like it. :P

I'm a Cahill and I know it is something I kinda made up last night. The 'wiggle' part is just the name of your favorite character from the series. I find that Hamilton Holt works best.

I found out, Ravi from Jessie, has a horrible Jonah expression.

Now, can you spot the difference?

khbr23hw~ logged off.