Sugoi! I actually got reviews! Arigatou minna!
Okie, here's my next fic. I'm trying to make this chapter
a funny one, demo I doubt it that it will turn out funny.
As usual, I have to put a freakin damn discalimer. You know
what it is. I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailormoon yaddy yaddy
yadda... Does anyone find that its so annoyin? O well. Here's my
next fic!
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That morning the two groups met up at Tokyo's National Airline.(Don even know if there's even a
place. O well) Everyone was wearing the same thing they wore yesterday. All had just about two
suitcase full of clothings. Well in Usagi's and Hiiro's case, half of a suitcase full of clothes and the
rest were just simply weapons. Well also in Minako's case, three suitcases full of clothes, one full
of makeup and the other full of pictures of male super model. All started walking towards their
plane with no difficulty except for Minako. Seeing this, Duo saw that it was his chance to score
some points with the poor girl. Well in Duo's case, hot, sexy, god damn hot (and some other things
that I shouldn't say) girl.
"You know, you can always ask a 'ahem' macho men to help you with those babe," he said cooly
to the blond girl.
"Your right! Now where will I find a nice enough MACHO MEN to help me with these bags?" she
raised her voice at the word macho men. She knew Duo's game, but wanted to mess up with his mind
a little.
"Well now that you mention it, I am a macho men, demo I'm not really that nice so gomen but I
can't help you,"
"Waiii, onegai Duo-kun. I promise to help you next time." She had her famous puppy dog face on.
Knowing that he can't resist that face, Duo picked up two of her bags.
"Weak onna," Wufei said in front of the two. He had just heard the two and thought that the braided
baka was being his baka self again. Helping a weak onna.
"Nani?" That's it you weak of a man! I have had enough of you saying stuff about weak onna!" Rei said to him.
"How dare you call me weak, you weak of an onna! I bet you can't even block one hit from my
katana!" Wufei yelled at the raven haired girl next to him. 'How dare she calls me weak! Me! Wufei
Chang!'
"Is that a challenge I'm hearing?" she said with flame in her eyes.
"You got that right you onna!" They pulled out their trusty weapons. Wufei his katana (no duh,what
did you expect? A fairy god mother's wand?)and Rei her sword. Wufei launched at her, but to his
surprise she blocked it with skill. Next she launched at him, but he also blocked it with skill. Right now
there was a crowd of people watching them.
One kid said to his mommy, "Mommy, is that his mommy?"
The mother surprised asked her kid why he think that. "well it looks like the way you chase me around
the house, demo except I actually get hit. Is that boy mad at his mommy and now trying to get his
mommy back by trying to hit her?" the mother slapped her kid in the back of the head for that
and dragged her kid along.
"Mommy, that guy got a pony! Look mommy! I thought only girls have a ponytail. Does that mean
that boy is a girl too?" a little girl asked her mother. Hearing this Minako and Duo instantly started to
crack up.
"That's right kid, that boy over there is a girl. His name is Wu-man." the girl turned around and saw
Duo. "Mommy, is that boy a girl too? He has a braid longer than Joojy-chan. and she has a very long
one too." Duo was shock from hearing this. Minako on the other hand was laughing so hard that
she had to lean on Duo for support. Suddenly they heard two guns rang out. Everyone ran around frantically
and left the small group. There they can see that both Hiiro and Usagi had their gun pulled out.
"Thats enough, we need to get on the plane now." Ami said to the group. Everyone nodded their
head.Well almost everyone. Wufei and Rei just grunted and putted their weapons back in their place.
Minako was still laughing on Duo and Duo was still shocked about what the little girl said.
The rest of the group went to their plane, which was a private one of the Winners.
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Inside there was a nice couch in the middle, a bar to get drinks, small fridge for food, and
a hallway leadin to a washroom. To everyones surprised (Duo and Minako started to laugh
hysterically) there were two dummies in the corner. One was of a man with black hair, wearing
blue jeans, black sweater and a green jacket over.(hhmmm I wonder who that is) The other
dummy was a girl with sandy blond hair, part of it was braided and tied back.She was wearing
a horrible pink dress of some sort with blue eyes.( I think you people know who it is already ^_^)
"Hahaha! I betcha the two doctors planned those! Knowing Usagi, she'll probably wants something
to shoot at as a target! Hahahaha!!!!" Minako said through tears.
"Y-y-yep! Thats Dr. J's work already. Knowing our trigger happy pilot he'll definitely need
this sort of thing to sh-sh-sh..." he didn't get to finish because both him and Minako fell on the
floor laughing holding their stomache. Everyone else just putted their stuff away and sat on the couch.
Both Hiiro and Usagi got their laptop out and started hacking. Finally both Minako and Duo started
to keep calm.
"Awww, demo why Usagi-chan wants to do that to her precious Mamo-chan? She loves him too
much to do that!" Instantly Usagi pulled out her gun and aimed it at Minako.
"Omai koroso," she said with angered filled her voice.
"Eh he he, Usagi-chan, you don't have to do that. I promise I won't mention Mamo-chan for the next
two weeks?"
"Just like the last one you made last night, you blond headed baka!" Rei said while polishinhg her
sword.
"Onegai! I'm too young to die!" she instantly got on her knees and begged for Usagi to not take her
dear life away. Seeing this scene Duo started to crack up again. Ignoring this, Usagi just gave herself
a small smirk. Seeing this Minako instantly stood up, but suddenly Usagi pulled off the safety trigger
and Bang! All was silent until they heard a voice that sounded like,"Gasp!Usako! How could You?"
Usagi had shot the dummy of Mamoru and now it was making retarted death noises. Hearing this,
Minako and Duo fell back on the ground laughing.
"Yo Hiiro! You gotta try to shoot at the other dummy! I gotta hear what that one says! Maybe
something like, 'Hhhhhiiiiiirrrrooooo! How could you?" with that Duo fell to the ground laughing
again. Just then he heard the safety of a gun was heard. There staring at Duo was the end of Hiiro's
gun.
"Omai koroso,"
"Alright Hiiro! Now aim it at the dummy not me." (Geee, he needs to be more specific.Thers's
like four dummies on the plane right now.The other two dummies, him and Minako. j/k to all the
others Duo or Minako's fan ^_^;)
"That's funny, last time I checked there was three dummy in hear," came the remark of Wufei.
"Exactly," came the monotone voice of Hiiro. With that the gun was shot. This time everything was silence.
When Duo found out that he wasn't dead yet he started to feel rejoice, but then suddenly there
was a voice of someone calling Hiiro's name. The voice made everyone wince. 'Oh no, not the psychotic
pacfifist queen,' Duo thought to himself. He turned around and saw that the only thing that seem to
make a noise was the Relena dummy. Instantly both him and Minako dropped to the floor again
and started to laugh.
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About two hours later both Duo and Minako got bored and started to bug Wufei and Rei, who was
meditating quietly. Silently both Duo and Minako grabbed Reis's and Wufei's weapon and ran off with it.
Both flung their eyes opened once they knew that something was missing because they feel much
lighter.
"Maxwell/Aino!!!!!!" both screamed and dashed after the other two teens.
"Aaawwww common Wu-man, we're not going to wreck it." Duo said. trying to get away from
the other two.
"Yeah, Rei-man!" Minako said.(Gomen, its was the only name I could think of ^_^;)
"Nani?! Where the hell did you get Rei-man from?"
"Well I heard Duo-kun hear calling Wufei Wu-man so I didn' want to be left behind so I made
it up!" Minako said behind her shoulder. Finally both Rei and Wufei got their precious katan and
sword back. Now that the two got their weapons back, they started to chase poor Minako and Duo
around the plane.
"Aaaaaahhhh!!!! Wu/Rei-man!Onegai! Please stop! I don't want my hair to become somethin like
Relena/Mamoru!" both of them wailed.(That was corny wasn't it?)
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Yay!!!!!! I'm finish!!!!!!!!!!
I know most of the thing is stupid , retarted , gay, and most of all
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (0) (0)
O well, at least i know there's actually people reading my fic. ( ^_^ )
Gomen to all of the Ami, Makoto, and all of the others fan!!!!!! (")(")
I'll try to put other characters in next time. (O)(O)
Well ja ne
Okie, here's my next fic. I'm trying to make this chapter
a funny one, demo I doubt it that it will turn out funny.
As usual, I have to put a freakin damn discalimer. You know
what it is. I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailormoon yaddy yaddy
yadda... Does anyone find that its so annoyin? O well. Here's my
next fic!
*************************************************************************************
That morning the two groups met up at Tokyo's National Airline.(Don even know if there's even a
place. O well) Everyone was wearing the same thing they wore yesterday. All had just about two
suitcase full of clothings. Well in Usagi's and Hiiro's case, half of a suitcase full of clothes and the
rest were just simply weapons. Well also in Minako's case, three suitcases full of clothes, one full
of makeup and the other full of pictures of male super model. All started walking towards their
plane with no difficulty except for Minako. Seeing this, Duo saw that it was his chance to score
some points with the poor girl. Well in Duo's case, hot, sexy, god damn hot (and some other things
that I shouldn't say) girl.
"You know, you can always ask a 'ahem' macho men to help you with those babe," he said cooly
to the blond girl.
"Your right! Now where will I find a nice enough MACHO MEN to help me with these bags?" she
raised her voice at the word macho men. She knew Duo's game, but wanted to mess up with his mind
a little.
"Well now that you mention it, I am a macho men, demo I'm not really that nice so gomen but I
can't help you,"
"Waiii, onegai Duo-kun. I promise to help you next time." She had her famous puppy dog face on.
Knowing that he can't resist that face, Duo picked up two of her bags.
"Weak onna," Wufei said in front of the two. He had just heard the two and thought that the braided
baka was being his baka self again. Helping a weak onna.
"Nani?" That's it you weak of a man! I have had enough of you saying stuff about weak onna!" Rei said to him.
"How dare you call me weak, you weak of an onna! I bet you can't even block one hit from my
katana!" Wufei yelled at the raven haired girl next to him. 'How dare she calls me weak! Me! Wufei
Chang!'
"Is that a challenge I'm hearing?" she said with flame in her eyes.
"You got that right you onna!" They pulled out their trusty weapons. Wufei his katana (no duh,what
did you expect? A fairy god mother's wand?)and Rei her sword. Wufei launched at her, but to his
surprise she blocked it with skill. Next she launched at him, but he also blocked it with skill. Right now
there was a crowd of people watching them.
One kid said to his mommy, "Mommy, is that his mommy?"
The mother surprised asked her kid why he think that. "well it looks like the way you chase me around
the house, demo except I actually get hit. Is that boy mad at his mommy and now trying to get his
mommy back by trying to hit her?" the mother slapped her kid in the back of the head for that
and dragged her kid along.
"Mommy, that guy got a pony! Look mommy! I thought only girls have a ponytail. Does that mean
that boy is a girl too?" a little girl asked her mother. Hearing this Minako and Duo instantly started to
crack up.
"That's right kid, that boy over there is a girl. His name is Wu-man." the girl turned around and saw
Duo. "Mommy, is that boy a girl too? He has a braid longer than Joojy-chan. and she has a very long
one too." Duo was shock from hearing this. Minako on the other hand was laughing so hard that
she had to lean on Duo for support. Suddenly they heard two guns rang out. Everyone ran around frantically
and left the small group. There they can see that both Hiiro and Usagi had their gun pulled out.
"Thats enough, we need to get on the plane now." Ami said to the group. Everyone nodded their
head.Well almost everyone. Wufei and Rei just grunted and putted their weapons back in their place.
Minako was still laughing on Duo and Duo was still shocked about what the little girl said.
The rest of the group went to their plane, which was a private one of the Winners.
*************************************************************************************
Inside there was a nice couch in the middle, a bar to get drinks, small fridge for food, and
a hallway leadin to a washroom. To everyones surprised (Duo and Minako started to laugh
hysterically) there were two dummies in the corner. One was of a man with black hair, wearing
blue jeans, black sweater and a green jacket over.(hhmmm I wonder who that is) The other
dummy was a girl with sandy blond hair, part of it was braided and tied back.She was wearing
a horrible pink dress of some sort with blue eyes.( I think you people know who it is already ^_^)
"Hahaha! I betcha the two doctors planned those! Knowing Usagi, she'll probably wants something
to shoot at as a target! Hahahaha!!!!" Minako said through tears.
"Y-y-yep! Thats Dr. J's work already. Knowing our trigger happy pilot he'll definitely need
this sort of thing to sh-sh-sh..." he didn't get to finish because both him and Minako fell on the
floor laughing holding their stomache. Everyone else just putted their stuff away and sat on the couch.
Both Hiiro and Usagi got their laptop out and started hacking. Finally both Minako and Duo started
to keep calm.
"Awww, demo why Usagi-chan wants to do that to her precious Mamo-chan? She loves him too
much to do that!" Instantly Usagi pulled out her gun and aimed it at Minako.
"Omai koroso," she said with angered filled her voice.
"Eh he he, Usagi-chan, you don't have to do that. I promise I won't mention Mamo-chan for the next
two weeks?"
"Just like the last one you made last night, you blond headed baka!" Rei said while polishinhg her
sword.
"Onegai! I'm too young to die!" she instantly got on her knees and begged for Usagi to not take her
dear life away. Seeing this scene Duo started to crack up again. Ignoring this, Usagi just gave herself
a small smirk. Seeing this Minako instantly stood up, but suddenly Usagi pulled off the safety trigger
and Bang! All was silent until they heard a voice that sounded like,"Gasp!Usako! How could You?"
Usagi had shot the dummy of Mamoru and now it was making retarted death noises. Hearing this,
Minako and Duo fell back on the ground laughing.
"Yo Hiiro! You gotta try to shoot at the other dummy! I gotta hear what that one says! Maybe
something like, 'Hhhhhiiiiiirrrrooooo! How could you?" with that Duo fell to the ground laughing
again. Just then he heard the safety of a gun was heard. There staring at Duo was the end of Hiiro's
gun.
"Omai koroso,"
"Alright Hiiro! Now aim it at the dummy not me." (Geee, he needs to be more specific.Thers's
like four dummies on the plane right now.The other two dummies, him and Minako. j/k to all the
others Duo or Minako's fan ^_^;)
"That's funny, last time I checked there was three dummy in hear," came the remark of Wufei.
"Exactly," came the monotone voice of Hiiro. With that the gun was shot. This time everything was silence.
When Duo found out that he wasn't dead yet he started to feel rejoice, but then suddenly there
was a voice of someone calling Hiiro's name. The voice made everyone wince. 'Oh no, not the psychotic
pacfifist queen,' Duo thought to himself. He turned around and saw that the only thing that seem to
make a noise was the Relena dummy. Instantly both him and Minako dropped to the floor again
and started to laugh.
*************************************************************************************
About two hours later both Duo and Minako got bored and started to bug Wufei and Rei, who was
meditating quietly. Silently both Duo and Minako grabbed Reis's and Wufei's weapon and ran off with it.
Both flung their eyes opened once they knew that something was missing because they feel much
lighter.
"Maxwell/Aino!!!!!!" both screamed and dashed after the other two teens.
"Aaawwww common Wu-man, we're not going to wreck it." Duo said. trying to get away from
the other two.
"Yeah, Rei-man!" Minako said.(Gomen, its was the only name I could think of ^_^;)
"Nani?! Where the hell did you get Rei-man from?"
"Well I heard Duo-kun hear calling Wufei Wu-man so I didn' want to be left behind so I made
it up!" Minako said behind her shoulder. Finally both Rei and Wufei got their precious katan and
sword back. Now that the two got their weapons back, they started to chase poor Minako and Duo
around the plane.
"Aaaaaahhhh!!!! Wu/Rei-man!Onegai! Please stop! I don't want my hair to become somethin like
Relena/Mamoru!" both of them wailed.(That was corny wasn't it?)
*************************************************************************************
Yay!!!!!! I'm finish!!!!!!!!!!
I know most of the thing is stupid , retarted , gay, and most of all
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (0) (0)
O well, at least i know there's actually people reading my fic. ( ^_^ )
Gomen to all of the Ami, Makoto, and all of the others fan!!!!!! (")(")
I'll try to put other characters in next time. (O)(O)
Well ja ne