Disclaimer: See first chapter
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Sasuke
Three hours. Three hellish hours of sitting and doing nothing, not even a Chunin droning on about history or something else that would at least draw his attention. Nope, not a single saving grace to this endless waiting.
You know what? Fuck this. Fuck all kinds of duck.
When finally the Jonin assigned to the room Sasuke was in arrived, opening the door revealed nothing but all the tables in the room having been flipped quite violently. My, was he really that late?
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Poofing into the Hokage's office, one Kakashi Hatake arrived to find the Genin that was to be his student complaining to the Hokage quite animatedly. Blinking, he walked up and placed a hand on his students head, "Sorry I'm late, believe it or not my favorite bookstore almost burned down, so of course I had to help put it out before all the precious were burned."
Well then.
"Liar!" Claimed Sasuke, not really caring how it seemed, how he looked, how his father would react to such non stoicism. Already the boys eyes were twitching, more so than dealing with Naruto had ever made them.
Clearing his throat, Hiruzen chuckled light heartedly, giving the Jonin a goodly glare even as he made the sound. "Be that as it may, Kakashi-kun you should know better. … Next time just save the books, and leave the fire to the professionals." He told, only slightly joking.
Getting Sasuke back on track was as easy as the Hokage's Infernape handing the boy a paper from the box it was holding with its tail.
"Torchic. Well, at least this wasn't a colossal waste of time anymore. Who knew something so rare was within the bounds of that place?"
Clearing his throat once more, the old Hokage gave the young Uchiha a stern look, "Are you ready young Sasuke Uchiha-kun? Your journey is about to start, though I feel I must leave you with this warning… For the love of all that is sacred, do Not inherit your sensei's poor habit of being late. One tardy tammy is enough for this Shinobi village, thank you."
"Dismissed!"
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Yup! I totally didn't forget the poor duck butt hair having Uchiha. Kakashi did.