Disclaimer: Naruto and all it's characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, and Harry Potter and all it's characters belong to J.K.Rowling, NOT ME!

Warning: Yaoi!

"Speaking in English." 'Thinking in English'

"Speaking in Japanese." 'Thinking in Japanese."

Hagrid led the ninjas into the castle and to the Grand Hall where the rest of the staff were waiting for their arrival. They were sitting at the staff table, ready to begin dinner once Hagrid and the ninja arrived. They stood once the doors opened.

"They're weird looking!" Naruto declared in a loud whisper to Sasuke and Sakura who rolled their eyes at him.

"Welcome, to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I am Dumbledore." Dumbledore greeted them warmly and waved them over to their table. The younger ninja were stunned by the old man's ability to speak Japanese. They walked up to the Headmaster and bowed. The introductions were made and they all sat at the table. The staff at Hogwarts were eager to know more about their new guards and teacher.

Kakashi easily noticed the one introduced as Severus Snape glaring at Iruka. He would have done something about it but they couldn't understand each other. Kakashi settled for warning Iruka.

"Psst! Iruka." Kakashi whispered to Iruka who turned to look at him curiously.

"What is it?" He asked and Kakashi glanced around the table. Most of the staff were watching them.

"The one, doesn't seem to like you. I saw him glaring." Kakashi's eye narrowed.

"Who?"

"The potions teacher." Kakashi replied and Iruka glanced over at Snape who was one of the staff that were watching them. He raised an eyebrow at the Potions teacher in question. Kakashi glared at him.

"I don't know why, just leave him alone. You're not doing your mission if you harm one of the staff." Iruka scolded the jounin who rolled his eyes. Damn mission.

"Dumbledore?" Kakashi got the headmaster's attention. Iruka cut him off before he could say anything else.

"Kakashi-san is worried about the glares I'm receiving form your potions master."

"Well you have the job he wants." Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye. The others couldn't see what was so amusing.

"I see. Kakashi, thank you for your concern but I'm sure there is nothing to worry about." Iruka patted Kakashi's shoulder reassuringly.

One the other side of the jounin Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke were talking in hushed whispers.

"Yeah, how do you think we'll be guarding. Are we going to pretend to be students? Or are we just going to roam around in our regular clothing?" Sakura was saying. Naruto shrugged and Sasuke sighed.

"I think we'll be in our regular attire."

"Hey, hey, where are we going to be staying? Are they gonna give us some rooms here? I mean, where are we gonna sleep? And where are the bathrooms?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know." Sakura said thoughtfully, Sasuke grunted.

The rest of the staff were in the middle of their own conversations.

"Well, they seem a little young to be guarding the students. How old do you think they are?" Madam Pomfry was asking Professor Sprout. The other woman shook her head.

"They look about 15. Much too young to be guarding the castle. Why do you think Dumbledore hired them?"

"I don't know, Dumbledore knows best I suppose."

"Yeah."

"If you ask me, they're much too young and should be sent back for some real guards." Madam Hooch scoffed.

"Oh, but would Dumbledore really hire children? I think maybe they just look younger than they should." Madam Pomfry said.

Iruka and Dumbledore were silent throughout the meal. They were too busy listening in on the other's conversations to conduct any of their own. However Kakashi did occasionally poke Iruka and whisper something sarcastic about the Hogwarts staff.

"And that one! She looks like she has a stick shoved up her ass!" He was commenting on Professor MaGonagall. Iruka chuckled.

"I have to agree." Kakashi's eye curved up in a smile.

Finally the end of the meal had arrived and the staff were heading to their own quarters for whatever reasons they had. Dumbledore stayed back with Professor MaGonagall. He told them that they would have two rooms for themselves, one for Kakashi and Iruka and one for Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. There would be a bed for each of course. There was a small kitchenette and bathroom attached to both of their rooms. At this Naruto sighed in relief.

"Professor MaGonagall will show you where your rooms are and guide you through the castle. She's deputy Headmistress so If I cannot be contacted then she'll be able to help you." Dumbledore said, letting Iruka translate it for him so that Professor MaGonagall would know what was going on.

"This way." She ordered.

"She's got a stick rammed up her ass!" Naruto declared and Sakura bashed him over the head. Kakashi and Iruka tried not to chuckle.

"Alright, she wants us to follow her. And Naruto, be respectful!" Iruka scolded, but it had little effect. Professor MaGonagall led them through the castle acting as a tour guide. They stopped in front of every dormitory entrance and told them which house it was.

"Each dormitory requires a password to enter." She was saying. Iruka translated quickly.

"Like we need passwords." Naruto snorted. "Hey, hey Iruka-sensei, ask her if we can get in without the password!"

"Naruto, I doubt we could. Although if it's for the children's safety I don't see why not. Professor? Would we be granted access without the password?" Iruka asked and MaGonagall regarded him for a moment.

"I think not."

"In the case of an emergency." Iruka pressed.

"Then yes. Other than for the children's safety you are not allowed in there." She stated.

"Only if it's for the children's safety." Iruka wagged a finger at the other ninjas. "And no lying to the portraits either, in an emergency we need to have their full trust to enter."

"Right!"

"And here are your rooms. This door is for the three teenagers' and this door leads to yours and, Kakashi was it?" Iruka nodded, "Yours and Kakashi's. I've got work to catch up on, your bags are already in your rooms. Good-night." She left.

"Alright. That's your room, and this is ours. Your stuff is in there. Good-night." Iruka instructed, the genin went to their rooms and immediately began squabbling over which bed they'd sleep on. Iruka and Kakashi entered their own.

"I want this one!" Sakura demanded but Naruto wouldn't give up, they were fighting over the middle bed. Sasuke had already chosen the bed on the left of the bed they were fighting over. In the end Sakura won and Naruto had to vacate to the right hand bed. He stuck his tongue out at the pink haired girl.

"Whatever, you can have it!"

"Dobe." Naruto launched himself across the room and attacked Sasuke.

"BASTARD!" He roared. There was a loud pounding on the wall that silenced them.

"SHUT UP!" Iruka bellowed from the other side of the wall.

"I'll take this one." Kakashi said while placing his bag beside the bed. Iruka nodded and took the other bed, placing his own bags near his bed. "They even provided dressers, how nice!" Kakashi chirped and Iruka rolled his eyes.

"They expect us to be here for a full year, it's logical."

"SASUKE-BASTARD!" Came Naruto's muffled shout through the wall. Kakashi gave Iruka a look that said 'I'll handle this.' He opened the door that joined the rooms to find Naruto trying to strangle Sasuke on one of the beds while Sakura was trying to pull him off. He sighed tiredly.

"You mind shutting up?" He asked cheerfully. All three of them turned to glare at him. "Iruka-sensei has a lot of reading to do and your yelling does not help." Kakashi said in his usual bored tone. "I sure hope your teamwork improves, we do have a castle to protect."

They stopped their fighting and returned to unpacking. Kakashi nodded in approval and went back into his and Iruka's room. Iruka was already reading one of the books the had been left for him with his bags. Dumbledore had asked him to read the books to get a better idea of what his teaching job would entail.

"I'm going to go look around a bit." Kakashi said, slipping out the door. Iruka grunted in acknowledgment.

Kakashi headed outside, it was on the brink of getting dark. He walked leisurely around the grounds, Icha Icha Paradise in hand. He walked by the Whomping Willow, he paused and eyed the tree for a moment before leaping into it. He easily dodged the branches, and sat for a few moments on one branch reading calmly as the willow attempted to strike him. He grew bored quickly and leapt out of the tree to continue his walk.

Kakashi got a fairly good look around the grounds before it got dark and he decided to head back in. He continued to slouch over his book on his walk back to his room. He was only a couple halls away from his room when he felt Snape's presence nearby. He was walking right by the potions master. The jounin could feel Snape watching him and didn't lift his eye from his book while passing. He flipped the Potions master off. He kept walking, a smirk on his face while the wizard spluttered indignantly behind him.

Kakashi slipped into the room silently, he tucked away his book and flopped onto his bed. He turned his head to gaze at Iruka. He saw the other man had fallen asleep while reading, his head pillowed in his arms over the open book and leg dangling off the bed. He smiled at the endearing sight before carefully pulling the books out from underneath the chuunin. Gently he shifted Iruka until his head was resting on the pillow and his legs actually on the bed. He pulled the ponytail and forehead protector out of the younger man's hair and tucked it behind his ears.

"Good-night, Iruka-sensei." Kakashi murmured and planted a cloth covered kiss on Iruka's forehead.

Everybody together now..."awwwww!" lol there's some fluff for you! This chapter was boring...but it's like transitional so...IT'S NOT MY FAULT! Thank you to all my reviewers! I've gotten a lot more reviews than I hoped! Next chapter will be out next week, well sometime next week, I hope. ANYway, my sister Tishi beta'd for me even though I tried to blackmail her into it...er bugged her to death to read it. XD