OMG YOU GUYS! AS SOON AS I UPLOADED THE LAST CHAPTER I SAW THE MOST AMAZING DEFINITION OF KAI'S NAME EVAR!
'An individual who stalks cats on a monthly basis. Takes photos and posts them on walls of their homes.'
I can't XD! Okay, so here's Lloyd's name! Enjoi :P
Emma: OMG OMG OMG!
Joey: What?
Emma: I kidnapped Luke Hemmings! *shows Luke tied up in a chair*
Luke: Get me outta here!
Joey: *le sigh* Remember what I told you about kidnapping, gurl?
Emma: Always duct tape the mouth?
Joey: Exactly!
Emma: *duct tapes Luke's mouth*
Luke: Mmmph!
Joey: Now, let's get started! Who should we look up?
Emma: Lloyd, fo sho.
Joey: Kewl. *looks up Lloyd in Urban Dictionary*
Emma: *looks at first definition and bursts out laughing* OMIGOSH! WE CAN'T READ THIS JOEY! WE CAN'T!
Joey:
A hot guy with a-
Emma: *closes Joey's mouth and laughs* NO JOEY! THIS IS RATED T!
Joey: *muffling* *pushes Emma's hand off*
Very-
Emma: Joeeyyy!
Joey: *le sigh* Very cranky in bed! WITH A BODY TO DIE FOR!
Emma: How did you read that so... naturally.
Joey: MAGIC!
Emma: I seriously think you should date Lloyd now... #Joeyd? Eh.. I still ship #Koey. #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY!
Joey: Stahp.
Emma: If you guys wanna read the full definiton! Search Lloyd up in Urban Dictionary! You'll regret it! *takes duct tape off Luke's mouth*
Luke: YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! I'M OUTTA HERE! *stands up still tied up to the chair and jumps out the window*
Emma: Huh, why didn't he escape from earlier?
Joey: To rub it in our faces I guess. *scrolls down and reads definition*
Lloyd. one of the hottest kids in township.
Ehh... He's a 6.
Emma: *scrolls down and reads definition*
The coolest guy on the face of the friggin' world!
Uhh... Bish wot?
Joey: *scrolls down and reads definiton*
A free loader who just wants to smack that a- *covers mouth* I can't say it.
Emma: You're kidding me, right? You can't say that but you could say- nvm.
Joey: Let's say it's bigger than a tower.
Emma: *points to Joey* He ain't talking bout Eiffels.
Joey and Emma: MY ANACONDA DON'T! MY ANACONDA DON'T!
Emma: Let's continue before we get ahead of ourselves... *scrolls down and reads definiton*
An English/Welsh name meaning 'one with grey hair'
Joey: You know what's the weird thing tho? Lloyd actually means grey in some languages...
Emma: The more you know, I guess.
Joey: *scrolls down and reads definition* *laughs* This is life..
A damn a$$ retard
Emma: I can see that happening! Remember that post on deviantart?
Joey: Oh yeah, that one!
Emma: *scrolls down and reads definition*
Slang for black... male... *slowclap*
Joey: Wow, just wow.
Emma: I feel like the author should change the rating of this thing...
Joey: *scrolls down and reads definition*
An idiot. Someone who acts stupidly; An easy target of ridicule.
Emma: As previously said before, a retard.
Joey: I guess that does it for THIS chapter!
Emma and Joey: BAI!
-MEANWHILE WITH LUKE HEMMINGS-
IDK what was going on in my head when I made this chapter. Why I added Luke Hemmings? Cuz he's bae... Duhh. And I blushed so hard when I made this. My parents asked me what I was doing and I said "making a fanfiction...". They said it's fine, but if they knew what goes on in this weird weird site, they would ban me from using DA INTERNET! Next up is Cole, umm yeah :D
