A/N: I just am so excited about this fic, so I decided to update again!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
A/N: screw u! I am not a troll! I AM PRETTY UGLY EVERY GUY AT MY SCHOOL WANTS TO SHOOT ME DATE ME IM POPULAR SO HOW CAN I BE UGLY LIKE A TROLL! And I can write just ask rebekka thank u 4 the GOOD review unlike SOME people.
I smiled at him "Hi Draco my name is Olivia Dawn Jessalynn Isabella Moonlighte Bieber! "*summons Ronald Weasley as my spirit animal* Bloody hell.
He smiled at me "U r really hot. We should totally go on a date!" Cuz, ya know, looks are the only thing that matters in a relationship.
"Where at?" I flirted
How about the mall Everybody come and play, throw every last care away, Let's go to the mall, today.he said to me
"yES" I Screamed happily and I kissed him ON THE LIPS RANDOM CAPS LOCK. He was so hot. *le sighs*
I walked over to Lesa and she looked at me Anyone else picturing some awkward scene from a romance movie? . Lesa is like super pretty Lelivia and she's really popular Attractiveness and popularity. The only things that count in romantic relationships and friendship when you are perhaps the most shallow person in the world and she has really dark brown hair that looks like chocolate MaRy SuE and her eyes are the exact same. Her teeth looked really quite disgusting today.
"I have a date with Draco Maoriy Where the hell did that come from? !" I cheered .she smiled "iheard . I Wuz rite behind u THE WHOLE TIME. Everyone is talking about it!" Even though it literally happened seconds previous.
"Well, its because we are popular, duh Lesa!" I said. She laughed . Q: Why did Lesa laugh when Olivia said the were popular? A: Because it was such a joke.
Class began and I said "oh my god I really hate to say this, but that is how I begin the majority of my sentences. So maybe that was my fault. Godflam it, I should have just started the damn sentence like OMG. look at those nerds HERMIONE AND LUNA HEY LOOK ITS ME!."
Lesa scowled. I laughed when luna answered a question that my tiny little brain was unable to process anyways "those stupid nerds PARADOX!"
I laughed hardly *laughs at stupidity* . Then we heard our best friend megan Meet Mary Sue #3! and walked away.
So, how was that It sucked TELL ME
A/N: In all seriousness though, please review!