Yeah, it took TOO long! Well, here's number two (pun!) Hahaha, 175 words. Sorry, folks, Inuyasha isn't in this one. But, I assure you, he will be in the next one. Enjoy!
Doesn't That Itch?
Topic Two:
What does a dog do when it's gotta go?
IN WHICH SESSHOMARU CANNOT HOLD IT
This Sesshomaru can hold it. Aforementioned great taiyoukai tells himself, all the while his golden gaze carefully scanning the bushes he silently passed.
The sound of his stomach gurgling reaches his ears, and Sesshomaru pushes back the sigh that threatens to escape him.
This Sesshomaru is in perfect control.
"Sesshomaru-sama?" A small voice pipes up, it doesn't grate on his sensitive hearing, so he concludes that it is Rin. "Are you well?"
"I'm fine, Rin." Is his automatic response, yet another grumble contests that fact.
At last, Sesshomaru finally caves, departing for the tree-line without a word.
He kneels before a large tree, divesting himself of his hakama, and promptly relieving his bowels.
Sesshomaru senses a familiar presence nearing, and with a small growl he realizes…
It is too late to stop.
"Sesshomaru-sama!" The toad demon's screech falls on his pointed ears, before a small gasp of surprise. "I- I am s-sorry, milord. M-my deepest ap-apologies!" The small imp falls to the ground.
Unaware of the true extent of the wrath that is awaiting him.
Har har har. I couldn't resist. The sad thing is, is that I've read some fics that say that Sesshomaru doesn't poop at ALL. Seriously, talk about constipation. :laugh: