OMG The new episode was amazing :D lol I loved it! Anyway especially with all the shirtless guys chanting XD totally hot! Rated M for a reason :P Don't like slash don't read; also dedicated to my readers! JustMe133, Melissa Felton 8, bookwormsoftie22, Zebra02 and hellokittygirl123! Enjoy my new chapter to A Beautiful Connection XD
/Do It Like An Egyptian\ -
Well everything turned out Ok after the whole awkwardness of me and Benny having sex in the Janitor's Closet, Sarah and I apologized for being complete bitches the night we were talking in my room; all in all we had sex, Not Me and Sarah Me and BENNY OK? SO DON'T GOTHERE PAULEEN! –Hears high heels clomping- I just wanted to help-. WELL SCREW YOU PAULEEN! –Hears sobbing in the background- What did I do wrong? Boohoohoohoo! Well that was awkward… anyway so here's what happened today.
3rd Person P.O.V
I'm digging in my garden while I was listening to my favorite song; Barbie Girl
Hiya Garrets! Barbie's such a bitch, She is such a bitch, I have dreamed about Ken, But that Barbie's a slut, And I cry, When I see her I will beat her, (oo oo oo) Hey Derek! Hey Barbie, it's us Take that!
Hi Raul!
You wanna go for a ride?
On what?
On this!
She is just a witch,
I really hate her,
Why does Ken date her?
Ken is such a man,
I'd do all I can,
Just to do him,
we just wanna screw him.
I'm gonna scratch her eyes out
being inside my den,
and we hold and
we kiss like we're
sweethearts.
with her cute little butt,
and I guess Ken likes
boobs made of fake parts,
every day,
cuz straight up that
bitch is in my way!
Ooo, Barbie is a bitch,
she is just a witch,
I really hate her,
why does Ken date her?
Ken is such a man,
I'd do all I can,
Just to do him,
we wanna screw him.
I will punch her and I'll crunch her (oh, oh yes)
What Raul?
Look who's there?
Well if it isn't
Barbie without Ken
and that stupid
California dream van.
come over here
Look right here
You little Slut!
You hooker!
You bitch!
I'll scratch your eyes out!
It's Ken!
Sorry.
Let's get the
hell outta here!
I smile at as I look over at my private dancer The Assistant principal. He winked back at me then I saw this Crystal Skull thing and I was like "Ouuuu this will go great for my 'Kinky Interview/Promotion Idea for the Assistant Principal tomorrow.' If you know what I mean." I walk back to my classroom and say "I need to polish that sex attractor." I see a flash of powerful light and then I see three beautiful women I say "Beyoncé? Shakira? Wait, who are you?" She opens her mouth and says "I'M FUCKING CELINE DION! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" She walks out of the room and starts screaming at the students "EVERY WEEK IT THE SAME THING WHO THE HELL IS SHE?, HAVE YOU BEEN ON TV BEFORE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM!" I watch as Shakira shakes her hips and says "You will be our eternal sex slave, boy." In a singing voice and say "Sorry sweetie this crouch is reserved for gay boys monthly not Latina whores and Sassy Black Backup Singers." Beyoncé's eyes glow with pink fire "Hey I got a minimum life sentence for stabbing my boyfriend in the crotch when he had sex with Whitney Houston okay?" Celine Dion comes back into the room and says "Look who I found I find myself some cute white boys Maybe we can make a sacrifice to P Ditty." Shakira shakes her hips and says "Good idea, I still want to go to Taco Bell it's been nearly a whole month since we have eaten so grab my car and let's go!" In a singing voice again and Beyoncé says "Stop singing or I will slap the Latina out of you girl." As they walk out into the parking lot and highjack someone's car. Then I look and said "Oh look you two I have an extra assignment for you. GO get me some lubricant, condoms, bananas, hot dogs, dildo and picture of Angelina Jolie." Ethan asks "Where did you find that?" I found it on Beyoncé's back jean pocket. Benny stares at him and says "You're a freak."
Sarah's P.O.V
I was making out with Erica in my Dodge Charger when Erica turns on the radio and ends up on a funny song and also Benny's favorite song.
(T.A.T.U. Parody of "All the Things She Said")
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt
We're international hits from a foreign country
If I didn't have tits you wouldn't listen to me
We don't write our own songs, we don't do our own beats
We just fondle eachother, while the camera's rolling
We had boyfriends, but they never got blown
Now we're naked on the cover of that mag Rolling Stone
We're all over the news and the world is in shock
We're young and we're hot, and we don't like the cock
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt
Like a nasty car crash, you just can't look away
If you're a young girl then we'd give you some play
Because girls are so hot, and guys are passé
Did I mention we have sex, like, everyday
I guess we're a fad, or so I've been warned
If the money runs out, you'll see us starring in porn
We don't care if you're straight, it's okay if you watch
While I'm combing her hair, with her face in my crotch
People lookin' at me
Watching from their TV
Have we done enough
Model for lingerie
'Cause we're hot and gay
Should I show my muff
As we finish unloading we scream and moan and some of the male facilities start cheering and whistling and saying "Aw yeah honey keep it going!" As soon as we were done I got out of the car and hiss at them and said "The show's over and you heard the song we don't like the cock!" Erica comes out licking her lips and says "Love the cherry chapstick sweetie." With a wink and we find three women walking down the corner of the school and we see them walk into our science teacher's classroom and we said "Ouuuu hot lesbian sex and three hot chicks? Count us in!" As we walk in we see a golden altar with white roses and Rory is on it being rubbed with lube and he's like "Oh, Benny, Ethan that's so hot…" He slips his pants off and Ethan and Benny do the same thing and they sex on the altar they rub all the lube over their penises and start humping and then this song starts playing in the background.
oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some love.
de-de-de-deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some (ping)
You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy.
Oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong,
oh you touch my tralala,
mmm, my ding ding dong.
la la la...
Deep in the night,
I'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
I'm looking for some love.
you tease me,
oh please me,
I want you to be my lovetoy.
Come near me, don't fear me,
I just can't get enough of you boy.
Oh, you touch my tralala.
La la la...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
La la la..
Oh, you touch my tralala.
La la la..
Mmm, my ding ding dong.
(ding ding dong)
mmm, my ding ding dong 2x
oh, you touch my tralala.
Lalala...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
Oh, you touch my tralala
(ding ding dong)
oh, you touch my tralala.
Mmm, my ding dong dong.
Grandma Weir starts dancing with Principal Hicks, and Shakira shakes her hips and accidently bumps into the Crystal Skull and it hits the floor and Shakira, Beyoncé and Celine Dion burn into tiny burning crisps; Benny, Ethan and Rory just finish Cumming all over each other and Benny says "Next time we hang out we are so doing this again." Ethan nods and says "Especially with that Coconut Flavored Lube." Rory licks his lips and sticks his fangs and says "OH, yeah we are so doing that later on tonight at Ethan's." Both Ethan and Benny look and Ethan says "We are having at Benny's. Also I threesome won't be bad." He said licking Rory's lower lip. Benny asks Grandma Weir "Hey can we have a threesome—I mean sleepover in my room." She replies "Wear protection, don't wait up me and Principal have to learn how to have sex since we haven't had it in over 25 years." Everyone quivers and then they all leave to their separate homes.
Well I hope you enjoyed my chapter of the newest episode also a list of the songs in this chapter.
Gay Barbie Song – Andy Dick
I'm A Lesbian – Adam and Andrew
You Touch My TraLaLa – Gunther Levi
I own none of these beautiful songs and if you want to download the song I put them up just in case :D
Peace and Review :D
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