chapter 2 is here! no thanks to Aqua, who gave me NO IDEAS! that's why this chapter sucks, just so you know :)
2 guard ponies carried Fluttershy through the large double doors of the courthouse. Princess Celestia was standing at the front of the room, staring at Fluttershy. "What do you have to say for yourself' she said angrily 'well, Justin beiber is an idiot, so I ran him over with my car to silence his awful voice" "how did you get a car?" "I stole it from the general motors store…" "Fluttershy!" she shouted "How did you even get to the human world in the first place?" "I hijacked a plane" "that is awful! What about rainbow dash? What happened to her?" "She hit a tree, and… well… I never liked her anyways. So I decided 'what the hay (pun intended) why not hit her too? I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you medalling stupid pony police." "Fluttershy. You have caused 2 murders, grand theft auto, and hijacking a plane! What do you have to say for your self?" "I hid a bomb under your chair." "wha-" BOOM
Fluttershy flew away from the scene of the crime. She had only gotten a small ways a way when she heard a sound behind her. It was the guards again. "Seriously? I just set off a bomb and you live through it? Ugh." They escorted her away again.
Me-I know, it was short, but you loved it anyways, right?
Iggy-No.
Me-Shut up Iggy.
Iggy- You know what? NO. I'm a person too you know! I QUIT. I'm going back to Aqua. She loved me.
Me-Okay. First of all, you are not a person. You are a fictional mutant bird kid. Second, you can't quit. you are locked in. But, i guess i could raise your pay a bit
Iggy- YAY! Wait, you don't pay me anything. NO DEAL
Me-Fine. How about i take you to see that new Nicholas Sparks movie?
Iggy- YAY! Wait... is there even a new one?
Me-Yes. The Lucky One. its out early 2012. Don't ask me how i know that. now do your job.
Iggy-Okay! R&R!