Chapter 2

a/n: You stuppid mussle preps! This is not ass-osiated with Tara's work, nor is it related to Heartdreamer's video translations.

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I pushed myself away from B'loody Mary. "WTH?"
"I-I'm sorry," she stammered. "I..just couldn't help it. I love you so much, and you are so beautiful, Enoby."
"Well f*ck off, you know I'm with Draco now."
"Oh, alright." I knew she didn't mean it, and I knew she would be planning something.

All of the sudden, ther was a knock at the door. I sexily ran over and opened it. There.....was a person wearing black hoodie, jeans and congress shoes.

"Who the hell are you, you poser?" I screamed, and stepped back, hoping not to get too close.
"I am Traeh (pronounced TRAY) ReMaerd," the stupid poser said. "I came to help you. You see-"

"Why should we listen to you?" I screeched, and pointed my wand, ready to do Crosio. "You are probably in line with Britney the stupid prep. I bet you're in Gryffindor, too!"
"No, I'm in Ravenclaw. I came to the Room of Requirement while the the teachers were evacuumating the school. I escaped and came here looking for weapons."
"Wow, you defied the teachers," B'loody Mary gasped delightfully. "You should become a goth, like us."
"B'loody Mary," I shided, "You are BORN a goff, not turned into one."
"Oh, sorry." I knew she made out with me and was cruel, but I couldn't help but still like her. SHe was my best friend, not like Willow because Willow is more like a sister than a friend (but we're not sisters).

"I know!" the prep in the hoodie, jeans and congress shoes said, and ran in and opened a closet. "There's a spell her that gives you a weapon based on your skillz."

She opened it up and a black fog spilled out and circled around her, and it vanished, leaving on a pear of preppy earphones that were not black, didn't have red skulls or anything goffick.

"You fucking prep," I said, but then the fog circled me and B'loody Mary. B'loody Mary now had a set of black drums with red rims and symbols all over them. I had a black guitar with blood red strings and a blood red pentagram at the top and little devil wings on the side.

"See," Treah said. "Because you are so talented in music, you both got weapons based on music.
"Shut up, you preppy poser bitch," I said, and we ran to my room.

We burt into the battle with Volxehort. I had changed into black hair with spikes and the bottom and purple streaks, a black top with red letters that said "VAMPIRES RULE" on the boobs, a black leather bra, a short dark-purple mini-skirt, black fishnets and black combat boots with pruple and red stripes. My eyes were now purple for the left, and black for the right.
B'loody Mary had fishnet gloves, black leather jeans, a ripped top, black nailpolish, red contacts, black lipstick and black congress shoes.
Treah looked the same.

I looked around. Vampire, Diabolo, Willow, Jenny, Crab, Goyle, Dumbledore, Slugborn, McGonogal, Trevolry (with garlic in her mouth, but it doesn't kill her bcus vampires can't be killed by garlic), Sinister, Mr. Norris (Filth is meowing on his chest), Dracula, Serious, Lucian were all on the floor. Draco was standing, holding up his wand and pointing it at Snape, Lupin, Voldebort, Hagrid, and Britney, who were all holding out their wands.

"Imperius," Draco said, and Britney fell.
"Crosio," Lupid declared, and Draco went down screaming. Snap took out a whip and a cideo camera and laughed.
"OH MY SATAN, YOU BASTARDS!" I screamed, and Voldemort laughed.
"Ha ha," Voldymort said. "How in the name of me did you excape?! My spell should have bounced you're curse back at you."

"I was helped by Gerard Way," I said. I saw everyone's jaw drop in amazement. "Now time 4 u 2 die."

I pulled out my guitar out of nowhere with a spell and started 2 sing.