Eyeless jack
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I walked home to a different route to avoid my "Gummy Bear" and resumed singing and practicing my Oh-so-unique tribal dances when I accidentally bumped onto a hooded figure wearing a blue mask. He looked down at me long enough for me to notice our height differences. I became irritated at him for making me feel so FUCKING INFERIOR and I said with a hint of half-irritation half-joking manner "Hey you! Masked guy!"
"Whatcha whatcha looking at? Yo! Whatcha whatcha looking at? Oh Yeah" in a rap sing-song tone with matching hiphop signature poses. Then suddenly, he took off his mask and revealed two empty black sockets. To be honest, it interests me Can he actually see me with those "eyes"?
I tried poking his black skinned face only for my hand to be swatted away multiple times. But still, curiosity got the best of me and I asked him in my most irresistible puppy begging face "Will my finger go into your eye sockets? Can I try? Pweaaaaaase..?" he didn't say anything which made things awkward before he spoke out in a really sexy voice "I love kidneysssss..." then he smiled, revealing rows of ragged teeth. I don't know what came into me and I replied in a very happy sing-song voice while imitating a pose for each phrase...
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Kidneys are so squishy!
So juicy!
So yummy!
Makes you soooooo... happy!
Waaaaaaaaaaant some..?
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And maybe because of what I said... He pulled out a scalpel which made me run for my dearest life...
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