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Artemis looked really shaken up. Her hand was shaking madly, like a kangaroo that had drank way too much caffeine.
"I'll… I'll…"
"Come on!" yelled Nemesis. "You're such a pussy!"
"I'll do it."
There were cheers from Apollo, and groans from the maiden goddesses. Artemis shakily conjured up a misty screen, like an Iris-message, and disappeared into silver dust.
Her image appeared in the misty image, and Artemis wandered up and down a random street that the gods recognised as New York.
"That one," Apollo mused. "That one sis, with the awesome crew-cut."
All the other gods glared at him. He raised his hands defensively.
Artemis shakily tapped a weird man on the shoulder discretely.
"Yes?" he demanded. "What is it?"
"I… I…"
"Spit it out!"
Absolute silence. Then a cell phone rang, making Artemis yelp and warp back to Olympus.
"GOD DAMMIT MAN!" yelled Hades. "YOU HAD TO RUIN THAT DIDN'T YOU!"
Hermes sheepishly pulled his cell phone out of his pocket.
For Zeus' sake Hermes, grumbled George the snake. Can't a snake have 5 minutes peace?
Hermes sighed. He shoved the phone back in his pocket.
"Well you know what this means," Zeus smirked solemnly. "Artemis has to wear the godly chicken hat of shame for the next 24 hours!"
Artemis grumbled something about cell phones being life-savers, when an awful hat materialized, and glued itself to her head. She screamed in frustration, trying the pull the horrid thing off, but it stuck to her tightly.
Aphrodite turned green. "You look pukeable, Artemis." she whispered.
"Thanks," muttered Artemis darkly. "Is pukeable a word?"
Zeus cleared his throat. "Who's next?"
"Me," stated Aphrodite, still putting her make-up on. "All right, let's get this over with."
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