Mrdirtyguy3, thanks for the review! Also, I can't write anything about Flame Princess because I'm not that familiar of her personality. I would like to, but I find it hard. I'll try though.
The next chapter would be posted soon, promise. But promises are meant to be broken. So, ahahaha I'm getting weird again.
Disclaimer: Adventure time is not mine. How sad, I know.
Finn screamed in a girlish manner when he saw what seemed like his double, but female. It was dark but he was able to see the Female. The female was standing on a pile of paint while also screaming at the sight of him. He took out his sword at the same time as the unknown female took out hers and they both screamed simultaneously "What the cabbage?!"
They both stared at each other on their attack stance waiting for someone to start the battle. Finn stared at the Female's feet and saw the paint. He also noticed he had some paint on his shoes.
"Aww, My shoes and BMO's paint." complained Finn. "Who the gravy are you?!"
"I am Fionna the human! The heroine of Aaa, and this is my fellow adventurer and sister, Cake." Fionna pointed at her side.
Finn stared at the blank space where Fionna is pointing. Fionna noticed Finn staring at Cake and realized...
"What the lumps? Where's Cake?" Fionna said.
"Oh my glob! Where's Jake? And PB? And Marceline? And BMO? And LSP?"
"Cheese Luis! Where are we?"
Finn giggled and said "Cheese Luis, good one."
Fionna smacked finn in the face, pointed her sword at Finn's heart and said "I'm serious, boy! Where are we? And who are you?"
"Whoa, there lady." Finn said regaining his stance and slowly pushing the sword away from his face "I am Finn the human! The hero of Ooo! And I also have my partner in adventuring, Jake. But he's not here. Oh, and were in the kitchen." Finn turned on the light to reveal their kitchen quarters.
"Whoa, it's our tree house but WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO CAKE?! INTRUDER!"
Fionna pointed his swords towards Finn again as she screamed, "HIYAAAAA!"
Finn then, also grabbed his sword and a battle had started. Finn swung his sword at Fionna's face but Fionna was able to deflect it with her sword. She tried to jab Finn with her sword but Finn was too quick, Instead he sliced the pillow open. "My pillow!" Fionna shouted. Finn, then grabbed Fionna's ankle and she fell on the ground. Now Finn was lying on top of her with the sword to her neck.
"Okay, here's what your gonna do." Finn said calmly catching his breath. "Your gonna fix my pillows and leave, got it?"
Fionna's feet were able to knock over the table near by. Finn got distracted by the noise and looked back at the fallen table. Fionna's hand, then formed a fist and punched Finn's face. Fionna ran into the kitchen and grabbed one of the condiments. Finn was running after her when Fionna squeezed the condiments at Finn's face. Finn screamed in a loud manner.
"Aw, man, hot sauce! IT BURNNNNSSS." Finn said scratching his eyes.
"You give up now, intruder?" Fionna said victoriously.
"Hiyaaaa!" Finn stood up and started swinging his sword at nowhere.
"What are you doing?" Fionna asked, confused.
"DESTROYING YOU!" Finn screamed.
"I'm over here." Fionna shouted. "Marco!"
Finn had no choice. His eyes were burning like crazy. "Polo!"
Finn was desperately in need to wash his face. Fionna felt pity on him.
"Ugh. Oh glob, fine then, come here." Fionna grabbed Finn's baby blue shirt and lead him towards the sink.
"Aw, this feels good" Finn said as he was washing his face. "Aw, thanks, man."
"No problem, dude."
Fionna lurked around the room slowly realizing it isn't her home. Also, It smells like feet.
"I made a mistake. This is definitely not our tree house."
"Yes, 'cause this is my tree house, freakazoid!" Finn said.
Fionna saw something that caught her attention. It was a picture, looks oddly familiar. She looked more closely and saw that it looked like her beloved Prince Gumball, but Female version.
"Who's this?" Fionna asked holding up the picture.
"Who?" Finn saw Fionna holding the picture of Princess Bubblegum. "HEY! what the fudge, man?! get your hands off of her!"
"Dude, Calm yo bananas." Fionna said gesturing to him to calm down. "I was just asking who she was."
"Oh, It's Princess Bubblegum." Finn swiped the picture quickly.
"So, who's she?" Fionna noticed the longing in Finn's eyes.
"Are you even from here? She's the ruler of the candy kingdom, like, duhh."
"Princess Bubblegum? You mean Prince Gumball."
Finn thought she was joking but her face was dead serious.
"Who?"
"Prince Gumball, the smart, charming, handsome, ruler of the Candy Kingdom in the land of Aaa!" she blushed.
"Land of Aaa? Holy guacamole! You must be from the other dimensions!" Finn screamed flipping towards the door.
"Di-what-now?" Asked the confused Fionna.
"Come on! We've got to find PB, so I can find Jake and you can go home."
Finn grabbed Fionna by the hand and screamed, "What time is it?"
"Adventure Time!" Fionna replied with a flip and taking out her sword. "Yeaaaaaah! I'm all about adventures! Raaaaaah!"
For a moment Finn felt all weird while he stared at Fionna, looking deeply in her eyes. It was color blue, just like his. She look just like him.
"Could you..." Finn whispered quietly to Fionna, but he got cut off because she didn't hear it.
"What are you waiting for?" Fionna grabbed Finn by the hand and Finn turned into a tomato with all his blushing. "Come on!"
They jumped out of the tree house and started running as fast as they can.
Finn and Fionna were walking now. They got tired from running towards the candy kingdom in search for Princess Bubblegum.
"I miss Cake. She would've just stretch us there." Fionna complained.
"Your sister has stretchy powers?!" Finn asked.
"Yeah, she can stretch about a Branjillion miles!" Fionna said stretching her arms as if to show how far Cake can stretch.
"Mathematical! Jake is all about stretching!" Finn did a flip and said "He doesn't even have to walk, he can just stretch to places"
"No way! Cake is like the same thing."
They both smiled at the thought of their partner. Finn thought of how can there be another person just like them. Finn looked at smiling Fionna. Her face is insanely like his.
"You're Human." Finn said with all seriousness.
"Yeah. I am. So are you right. I've never met another human before." Fionna said.
"You've never met another human before?" Finn thought that this couldn't be a coincidence.
"Yep. I'm the only human in Aaa. That's why they call me Fionna 'the human'."
"oh.." Finn said a little disappointed.
"Well, you sound a little disappointed." said Fionna "What? Did you expect me to be a kick-butt humanoid with laser eyes and powerful fist powers?!" Fionna mocked a kick-butt humanoid with laser eyes and powerful fist powers she once fought, and she continued with a loud rawr. "'Cause that would be totes math."
Finn laughed and said "No, it's just... I'm the only human in Ooo too and I thought that.." Finns face isn't smiling anymore. "maybe there are other humans in your dimension too."
"Oh, bummer, No, there isn't, I'm sorry. But, hey, at least now you finally get to have your first encounter with another living human." Fionna smiled at him with her hands position as if to say 'look at me, and bask in my glory.'
"oh, No, this isn't my first time" Finn said finally smiling again.
"What? You mean.."
"Well, no... At least... I think she's human."
Finn told her all about Susan Strong, and the mutants, and Beautopia.
"Maybe, Beautopia is a place where humans used to live before the floral war!" Fionna waved her hands excitedly. "We should totally find this place!"
"what Floral war?" Finn asked. "Don't you mean mushroom war?"
"Oh yeah, right. Diffrent dimensions."
"and besides, don't you think we should finish this adventure first." Finn thought of the missing Jake and BMO. He hoped that they'll be just in PB's castle.
"Yeah, I guess. But wouldn't it be so rhombus to see a place where we should be living at." Fionna was jumping up and down and doing flips of excitement.
"Yeah, I guess." there was silence again. Finn didn't want to think about Beautopia and other humans they might find there. Finn doesn't want to leave the candy kingdom, and Jake, and Marceline, and PB.
"And to think, we could find out where we came from?!" Fionna said.
"hmp.. Well, I thought about that too. But, what happened? Why did they abandon it? And what are those freaks? The mutants, I mean. They can't just..." Finn said, dazing across the sky
"I don't know. But, all your questions is making my brain go all mash potatoes." Fionna said.
"Yea, me too." Finn laughed "Let's take a break. You might be tired."
"Please, I'm an adventurer."
"I can't believe you bring a moist towel in your adventure pack." Fionna said cleaning her shoes with a moist towel. "Ugh, I hate all these paint on my shoes."
"You're the one who crashed BMO's paint." Finn replied.
Finn and Fionna already prepared camp for the night.
"It doesn't usually take this long to get to Princess Bubblegum's castle."
"Well, you probably don't usually travel without Jake."
"Yea, I don't. I miss him." Finn said sadly.
"I miss Cake."
Fionna was sitting in a fetal position when Finn heard Fionna's stomach grumble.
"Glob, I'm so hungry." Fionna said. "I forgot to pack the home made Samwiches LSP gave me, bummer."
"Thanks Fionna for, like, helpin' Me find my lumpin' cell-phone. I, like, really need to text Marlon about this awesome lump chick. She's like, totally hot." the lumpy space prince said.
"No problem LSP."
"Yeah, Now give mama some of dem crystal gems to cure the itch." Cake said scratching her butt while eyeing the trash bag full of gems.
"Oh, yeah, sure you can have them, like, we don't need them. Those are like garbage." LSP said texting Marlon "Oh, And here's some Samwiches my Mom made. You can have it too." LSP grabbed a plate full of samwiches and gave them to Fionna.
"Radical, Thanks LSP." Fionna said gratefully.
"No problem, Fionna. Anything for you." LSP said.
"Let's hurry, Fionna. I got some itches where you don't wanna know." Cake said scratching the back of her leg.
"Whoa, that LSP sounds just like... LSP, Parallelogram." Finn said.
"Anyway,How about Pizza?" Finn asked "Do you like Pizza?"
"Are you kidding me? I'm all about pizza!" Fionna said excitedly
"Well, I got some Pizza from Princess Bubblegum's party." Finn said handing a slice of pizza to Fionna. "Here."
Fionna stuffed a slice of pizza in her mouth. Fionna noticed Finn looking at her and her mouth full of pizza. Fionna smiled at him. Finn blushed then Fionna blushed.
"Hey, notice that it's still nighttime? We've been walking for hours." Finn asked.
"I wunno." Fionna said forcing the slice of pizza on her mouth. "Gob, I wove piwa."
Suddenly, out of nowhere there was something that grabbed Fionna and forced her to the ground. Finn stood up and took out his sword to help but he was also grabbed and forced to the ground. They screamed.
If you haven't noticed, the italicized paragraphs were flashbacks.
OHMYGLOB?! Who is the attacker? Also, Did you like it? yes or no? Again, reviews are highly appreciated. Constructive criticism are also appreciated, not as highly as compliments, but still. Thank you for reading.