UPDATE TIME! First off, thank you for the responses regarding this story. Second, LOL. Many of you are asking if this is an Em/B fic. The answer is NO. I would NEVER in a million years write a non-canon story. LMAO I can't even keep myself from reading them! Readers also ask if E and B will end up together... well... you know what my answer is ;)
OH, YEAH! THIS IS MONA'S AUTHOR NOTE/DISCLAIMER lol
Mona: This is our version of our authors note... ready? First off, we don't own Twilight, though I know Fran wishes we did. I brought along Ang to help us preread and with my awesome tense switching skillz to fix them.
Meet Edward & Alice Cullen
"Is that, like, what you're, like, wearing to school?" Alice asks, her ponytail bobbing side to side as she glances over at Edward, while pushing the toaster filled with sugary pop tarts down.
"Are you, like, really, like, going to, like, eat that junk?" he retorts, laughing at her wide eyes as he mocks her. He earns back a snarl from her which only makes him laugh harder.
Edward rubs his thumb over the heart-healthy emblem of the Cheerios box as he pours himself a bowl.
"God, why are you, like, such a dork!" Alice huffs, spinning around and stomping out of the kitchen.
"'Cause God made me to torture you!" He said, rolling his eyes.
Question is: Was it really God who made him?