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Tweeks's POV
If I'm gonna do ALL of Cartman's homework, the least he could do was put it in order! Seriously, he totally mixed everything up, and I can't tell what paper goes with what! I finish a page with math problems, then I'm doing something with science! It's too much pressure! And the amount makes it harder!
So, that's when I decided to put all of it in order, THEN do the assignments. But, geez, I can't take it! It's way too confusing! Way too much pressure!
I heard my phone ring. When I picked it up, I saw that it was Craig calling me.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hey." Craig replied.
"Hi, Craig."
"Do you wanna come over?"
"Uh, n-no, sorry. I'm too busy."
"Too busy? Doing what?"
"Look, does it matter?"
"Yes, it matters. I'm alone and my little twitch doesn't want to see me."
"Don't call me that."
"Well, what are you doing?"
"Homework."
"You have a study hall each day."
"Studying."
"You? Studying? Impossible."
"Not funny."
"What's the matter?"
"Nothing."
"I'm going over there, then."
"N-NO!"
"Why? Are you hiding something?"
I wanted to say yes. But... The secret... "No, I'm not hiding anything! I'll try and see you tomorrow!"
"I'm sad."
"Why?"
"I can't hang out with you."
"We can hang out tomorrow."
"Fine then."
"Bye."
"Wait!"
"What?"
"I love you."
I smiled. "I love you too."
I hung up.
Well, thanks, fatass! I couldn't hang out with my boyfriend because you're too lazy to do your homework! You know what... I'm gonna call him right now!
I picked up my phone and dialed his number.
"Hello." He said.
"Look, I want to hang out with Craig tonight."
"Are you finished with my homework?"
"No."
"Well, then no."
"PLEASE! I r-really want to be with Craig right now!"
"Fag."
"Look, you don't know how it feels, alright?"
"How what feels?"
"Love! You've never gotten a date!"
"Yes I have!"
"When?"
"Well... You know, the... Hmm..."
"Exactly!"
"Shut your mouth! Unless you want people knowing your gay little secret!"
"Maybe some people won't care!"
"Come ON! You and Craig are gay and are dating! Of course people will care!"
"Yea, and I bet Stan and Kyle like each other!"
"But Stan's dating Wendy."
"Shit!"
"Other ideas?"
"No. And just because me and Craig are dating doesn't mean we're gay!"
"Really?"
"Not sure about Craig, but what if I'm bi or something?"
"Okay. What girls do you like?"
"Uhh... Well, Jenny's cute, and... Bebe's-"
"Don't say anything else."
"Sorry."
"What? No, I knew you were gonna say something about her boobs. I stopped you because... I'm guessing you're making those up?"
"Well, no! Eh... Y-yes."
"Do you like any other boys, Tweek?"
"No! Craig's the only one I love!"
"Hmm. You like Craig, and no girls... You're a faggot, dude. Don't deny it."
"I only like Craig, though!"
"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa-"
I put the phone next to me and continued the homework.
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Finally! I'm done with my homework and fatass' homework! I picked up the phone.
And... Cartman's still there? I put the phone up to my ear.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"You're s-still going?"
"Wait, I'm not done. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggot."
"Can I hang out with Craig? I'm done!"
"Sure... If he's awake."
I looked over to the clock. 11:30 pm.
"Dammit!" I hung up the phone and threw it.
Well, that's AWESOME! I couldn't make time to hang out with Craig tonight! Fucking dammit!
I threw myself onto my bed. Before going to bed, I flipped off my phone.
Craig has taught me so much.
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A/N- READ ZIS!
You guys are too awesome. I'm not gonna update any other time this week, because I'm working at a damn fair.
I faked a fever and allergies today so I could make you guys happy. So... You happy?
Just to keep you guys busy, I'm gonna update this story again after I'm done with the new I Feel Stupid chapter.
So... Seeya in an hour! (I gotta clean, too)