SSPP Chapter 2: how can one be a senator when there is no senate?
(sorry the last chapter was crappy and short)
Fred and the mafia are walking together talking,
Fred: I fail to understand how we can call him a senator.
Steven: I don't follow (a confused face)
Peter: I do, he's a shite limey bastard, not a very good senator
Fred: No I mean, how can he be a senator when there is no senate?
John: Oh, that, well its just he calls himself Senator, he's really 'Captain of the year' but he controls the school inside out.
Fred: Except you guys…..
Doo: oh no there are…..
Dar….those whom resist
Jonny: Hello, Fred meet the leaders of the resistance Doo and Dar
Doo and Dar where identical twins both with the same brown hair in the same style, the same blue top and the same black jeans.
Fred: ooooo twins which one is evil?
Doo: it is the senator……
Dar: …. Whom is evil, and where ever there is oppression…
Doo: …..there is resistance
Fred: I see
Rebecca: Yes! We must fight for what is right?
Alex: (ditsy) or left…..
Emily: Ummm…. No Alex….umm…never mind…
Jonny: Where did you come from?
Tee-Jay: Not a half bad question
Rebecca: The girl's toilets. The one place the senator can't touch us
Daniel: (races in cartoon style) I heard my name!
Jonny: uh…..
Daniel: Hmm say something pasta boy……..
Jonny: Hey!
Daniel: oh look isn't it precious! The union are trying to dethrone me again! How many times is it now? 56?
Doo: fifty….
Dar:… seven
Daniel: Oh and the creepy children of the damned, all the big stars are out to night!
Holly: Do you have to be such a bully?
Daniel: Well, I'm not the bully here, im the victim.
Zoë: How'd you figure that?
Daniel: hmmm im not the one whom goes about blackmailing, bombing, placing laxatives in coffee, stealing documents, throwing eggs, preaching Satan, smuggling sugar, truanting, attacking teachers and smashing public property, so you figure now?
Alex: (slowly) your name isn't Senator….
Daniel: No its much longer.
Rebecca: What do you mean?
Daniel: My name is Daniel James Maximillian Saxa-Gotha Hapsburg Burda Swain
Alex: wow that's 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8 words! Your name is long!
Daniel: Yes now, I have much more pressing matters to attend to…like my secret package!
Anluan: Hello sir.
Daniel: Ah hello Anluan what news have you for me?
Anluan: Sir your stock of 2000 cream caramels has arrived.
Emily: That's your shipment?
Daniel: Well …ummm…
Rebecca: Im disappointed … your father gives you money like bush does to his generals and you buy sweet custard products...Tut...Tut...tut...
Daniel: Yes well…………..
Anluan: Sir…shall I just go and …..
Daniel: yes….go unload the shipment…..and put my CD on my office..
Anluan: Which one? The club land one, the classical one, cypress hill?
Daniel: No, the OTHER one….
Anluan: oh the Madonna one!
John: Madonna!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Daniel: Anluan, what did I say about saying too much, and get my anti-depressants, my coffee, a bagel and a cream caramel.
Anluan: Yes sir!
Daniel: Its been great having our pre lesson laugh (talking quite depressed) but I must take god speed now, chao. ( walks off)
Emily: so-so-so strange, yet he's not bad…
Rebecca: Not bad? Are you insane?
Zoë: Well he is quite good looking.
Holly: ummmm…. I mean what are you talking about?
Fred: oh lets all just shut up and get up to maths class……….
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