Alright my friends and fans, here is the Long awaited and overdue Chapter 2!
In the infamous words of Tallest Purple: "Gorge yourselves, you Mooches!"
The day broke with a bright and shiny sun over Townsville, the light rays slowly inching themselves towards the window of the unsuspecting trio. In bed, they lay asleep, and this was when the beams of the sun finally made it's way over to a familiar blonde's face. Scrunching her eyes, Miyako brought up her hands from under the sheets and rubbed them open with a smile. "Looks like it'll be a beautiful day... day..." Her eyes went wide as she slowly turned her head to the clock on the night stand near the bed. It read 8:23 AM.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The sudden shriek startled the other girls, Momoko and Kaoru, out of their slumber with gasps and wide eyes before jumping out of bed.
"What's wrong Miyako?!"
"Was our covers blown?!"
Miyako shook her head as she began to rummage through the closets for clothes. "School is in 15 minutes! We are late!"
Momoko faceplanted the ground whilst Kaoru sweatdropped in an anime fashion. 'Welp, first day is gonna start out greeeaaat...' The green eyed teen thought to her self as she stretched and proceeded to get dressed. After the three managed to get their usual outfits on, since it seems to be the "in" thing all the time apparently, they rushed downstairs to get their backpacks and to get to school, only to be stopped by the professor.
"Girls, wait! Your breakfast!" Professor Utonium yelled out in protest of them leaving so soon, only to be waved away by the girls.
"Sorry Professor, we gotta get to school!"
"Later dude!" Kaoru called out as she took off.
"Cya Professor!" Miyako smiled as she ran after both Momoko and Kaoru, leaving the Professor to sigh and look at the mountain of waffles behind him.
"...Then who's going to eat all these waffles..." He spoke dejectedly.
Thirty miles away, a familiar robot with Cyan eyes looked up into the distance, turning red and into Duty mode as he saluted. "Challenge Accepted."
"Whew, glad we made it." Kaoru wiped sweat from her brow before looking around, noticing the teacher wasn't in yet. "Who's our new teacher going to be?"
"I bet it's going to be a pretty lady." Miyako giggled and began to babble about cute things, to which Momoko coughed into her hand.
"Hopefully it's an intellectual who can give us a challenge."
"Only a book worm like you would want more work to do at school." A shrilly voice called out. Slowly turning their heads, the girls looked to the source of the voice and immediately grumbled.
Princess Morbucks, known as one of the richest girls in the school as well as also being a spoiled brat, gave them a sneer. "What are you three freaks looking at?"
"Who are you calling a freak, snob?" Kaoru yelled out angrily.
"Don't you have some dirt to play in, you filthy beast?" Princess smirked before turning her back on Kaoru. Kaoru screeched before rushing to tackle her, only to be held back by Miyako and Momoko.
"Kaoru, it's not worth it!" "Calm down!" Both were telling her as they dragged her back to her seat. It was at this point that the teacher came in.
She was an old lady with gray hair in the shape of a bun, with white glasses that hid her eyes. She had what seemed like this permanent angry scowl on her face, with a black dress that covered all skin except for her head.
"Hello class, your old teacher Mr. Wargan is no longer fit to teach. So the pathetic school board has asked me to come all the way down here to teach this school. I am Ms. Bitters."
Miyako, unperturbed by the sight in front of her, raised her hand with a bright smile. "Hi Ms. Bitters, I'm Miyako. It's a pleasure to meet you!"
Ms. Bitters stared at Miyako and narrowed her eyes, a hiss coming out of her mouth. "Your voice reminds me of cheer and happiness. Stop it. It's all a delusion."
At that, Miyako put her hand down slowly. Just then, a phone rang on the desk. Ms. Bitters picked it up.
"What?! But I just got here! You can't be... Fine! But it's going to be your doom." With that, she slammed the phone back on the desk and it erupted into black flames. "Class, thanks to the policies of the school, I cannot turn away new students. So we have a newcomer into this class. Please enter."
The door opened in the class, and a green student walked in. Everyone stared with wide, unbelieving eyes as he began to talk. "Hello fellow dirt-monkeys. I am ZIM, and I am human! Oh, so human like you Earth-stinks! So, carry on and lets have a good orbital period- MS. BITTERS?!" Zim stared up at her with shock.
Earlier...
"GIR! GIR where are you!" Zim called out as he rummaged through his new base for his contacts and wig. Ever since the computer finished fixing up the new base, it wen't into hibernate mode. This forced Zim to have to unpack and put all his belongings where they are supposed to be. "GIR I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, I AM GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
"Eep!" Minimoose called out from the kitchen before floating over to Zim.
"What?! What do you mean he left?!"
"Eep!"
"A mission? I didn't assign him a mission... ARGH! Minimoose, as my most competent robot, I charge you with bringing GIR back to the base without letting yourself be known. Use whatever force necessary, do you understand?!"
"Eep!"
"Then go!"
Minimoose floated higher into the air before shooting out of the window, using his tracking devices built in to locate GIR.
"Now that THAT is over with..." Zim dusted himself off and put on his disguise before walking out of the house. "It is time to go to the Earthling's FILTHY SCHOOL! Best part, there is no DIB! MWAHAHAHA!" He laughed maniacally before running off towards the building.
Now...
"Yes Zim, it would seem this doomed plane of existence saw fit to make me your teacher again. Now go have a seat over there!" Ms. Bitters pointed at an empty seat in the classroom next to Kaoru and the other two of the trio. "Now class, we are going to talk about why this planet will soon implode on itself, bringing in a horrible fate of misery and Doom...Doom...Doom..."
Zim huffed and walked on over to take a seat, doing his best to ignore the stares of the other classmates. Most notably, four of the students were staring at him with the most disbelief or scrutiny. "
"Why is your skin green?" Miyako asked politely, looking in awe at what is, in her opinion, a marvelous complexion.
"It's my skin condition." Zim calmly replied, the rehearsed lies rolling out of his tongue easily. Momoko narrowed her eyes as Kaoru looked at him with a sort of captivation.
'Wow...' Was all Kaoru can think as her eyes looked over his skin and body, noting all the strange features about him with wonder.
"You're also missing a nose... and fingers." Momoko pointed out, to which Zim pointed at her with indignation.
"IGNORANT HUMAN! IT... It is a part of the condition." He sat down calmly as he tried to regain his composure. Momoko gritted her teeth and continued to press him.
"What kind of condition is this? I have never heard of anything doing that? Also why are your teeth fangs?"
Zim felt a little sweat come out from his pores, realizing he is being cornered by this female. However, an unlikely rescuer seemed to have his back.
"Hey geek, can't you see this is making him uncomfortable?" Princess Morbucks yelled out with smugness at Miyako before turning her attention onto Zim, her eyes running over his face and body with an unmistakeable look of want. "I like your shade of green..." Her voice was laced with playfulness with an undertone that Zim couldn't understand.
"Uh... Thank you, dirt-child." Zim sat lower in his desk, not wanting to get into any further conversation, in case he were to get discovered.
"Shove off bitch." Kaoru called out angrily in defense of her sister, narrowed eyes staring daggers into Princess who returned the glare with equal malice.
"Do you want to settle this, you pig?!" Princess got up with a shrill voice, the frequency making Zim grab the top of his head where his antennas were hidden under the wig.
'Good Irk! Make her stop!' Zim was gritting his teeth, wanting to stop the pain that was rebounding all over his head. This action did not go unnoticed by Momoko.
'While I can't stand Princess's voice either, he isn't even clutching his ears... wait a second, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE EARS!' Momoko was certain of it. Whoever this Zim is, he wasn't who he said he was. 'Is he part of the Gangrene Gang? A creation from Mojo? One of HIM's minions?! I have to keep my eye on him.' Momoko narrowed her eyes as she stared at Zim, not letting him out of her sight.
"OUTSIDE AFTER CLASS, RICH BITCH!" Kaoru looked livid.
"ALRIGHT YOU DIRTY BEAST, IT'S ON!" Princess's voice got even more high pitched, causing Zim to slam one of his hands down on the desk and claw at it from the agony. Momoko, Miyako, Kaoru, and Princess stopped their bickering and staring at the sound of the loud clawing, and looked at the source only to see Zim's claws having ripped through the entire desk.
"I think you guys should settle down.." Miyako spoke up, watching Zim with worry in her eyes. "You guys are hurting him."
Zim's eyes opened as he looked around to see everyone look at him before he looked back down at the desk to see what he did. "Zim... Zim couldn't handle the loud noises." He spoke finally, looking back at the other two who were fighting verbally.
'The way he refers to himself in third person is just cute...' Kaoru thought to herself in awe before sitting back down. Princess, however, had hearts in her eyes.
'Princess likes...' She crooned mentally to herself before walking over to Zim and leaning over his desk. "So Zim, do you have a girlfriend?" Her words gushed out of her mouth, causing a growl emanate from Kaoru involuntarily, though she also looked at Zim with curiosity.
"A girlfriend? Zim has no knowledge of what this "girlfriend" is, unless it's something like a love-pig. To answer your question, ZIM HAS NO LOVE-PIG, NOW AWAY WITH YOU!" He closed his eyes and waved his hand away, making Princess feel shocked. That shock then turned into a grin as she walked away.
'Playing hard to get, huh? I'll play your game.' Princess thought to herself with confidence. The grin was not missed by the girls, most notably Kaoru and Miyako.
'That stuck up bitch, can't you see he's not into you?!' Kaoru mentally screamed before thinking back to what Zim said. 'Though he has no idea what a girl friend, that means he doesn't have one...' A small smile made it's way to her face before she brushed it off.
'Odd...' Miyako looked at Princess, and then at Kaoru before looking at Zim before giggling to herself. 'This is interesting...'
Momoko continued to look at Zim's back with anger. 'I know you're evil, and I'm going to expose you for what you are.'
"...Doom...Doom...Doom... Go home now!" The bell rang.
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I hope you guys liked that! Stay tuned, more is on it's way!