Episode 2: Luigi
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…
Luigi is seen on the stage waving to the audience.
Luigi…
He's a scaredy cat…
"Well, I'd kinda have to agree to that" Luigi admitted sheepishly. "I'm not really someone you'd want on your "zombie apocalypse" team, but every kitten gets their claws, so that includes me too"
Luigi…
Has NEVER been popular…
"Now that's not true!" Luigi responded. "Remember Luigi's Mansion and its sequel? What about the Year of Luigi? Sure I'm not Mario, but there are still fans for me, so I won't need to be jealous"
Luigi…
Wishes he was more like his older brother…
"Sometimes, but now that I'm looking back, Mario went through some scary stuff, so I'm kind of glad that I never had to go through that" Luigi shrugged.
Luigi…
Only joins Mario on his adventures so he can steal the spotlight…
"Wait, what? I join Mario so that I can learn from him how to be a proper hero" Luigi defended. "Besides, we share equal credit when we save the day!"
Luigi…
Plans to murder Mario in his sleep…
"WHAT?! To my own bro?! Why would I-" shouted the green plumber.
Then pin it on Bowser…
"That's just-!"
So he can become Mushroom Kingdom's new hero and take all the fame and glory for himself…
"Woah, woah, woah. Yes Mario has more fanbase than me and Bowser IS a jerk, but I would never do anything like that to them!" Luigi shouted.
Now you know…
Luigi…
"No they don't! You can't just say this about me!" Luigi yelled shaking his fist.
Oh? And what are YOU going to do about it?
"I'm gonna…" Luigi started. "Maybe I'll...I'll...Okay so I don't have any revenge right now, but I'll think of something!"
Luigi then walked off the stage and started grumbling to himself.
Maybe I'll start posting chapters just to tell you guys I'm still writing. These may not be the best episodes you'll see, but if you're patient, they'll get better. All Mario characters belong to Nintendo. Read and Review!