In Splat Burger; the Scottsman was on stage playing his bagpipes poorly.
A ton of people in the restaurant were covering their ears, including Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
"There's an open mic night that's screaming kill me now." said Dewey.
"I'll say." said a Random guy and took out a gun and killed himself.
Eventually someone had enough of it.
"Stop, stop, stop, stop." said a random woman as the Scottsman stopped playing his bagpipes, "You sound like a dying elephant, that's horrible."
"I resent that." said Horton the Elephant.
The Scottsman became mad.
"How dare you, you wouldn't know good music if a deaf man was playing the flute next to your ear." said the Scottsman.
"Really Scottsman?" asked the duck in red. "It's loud enough to wake the dead"
"Literally." said the Blue Duck and pointed to some sleepy ghosts.
"So much for that." said Louie.
"The bagpipes are the sounds that we Scottish men charge into battle to." said the Scottsman.
However; everyone went to a salad bar and started tossing tomatoes at the Scottsman.
"That's rude." said the Scottsman.
The Splat Burger boss became shocked by what was going on.
"This isn't good." said the boss.
He then placed a sign that said $1 on the bar.
"Much better." said the boss.
Then one patron gave the man a dollar before pulling out some tomatoes and tossing them at the Scottsman.
Later; a tomato drench Scottsman walked out of Splat Burger with his bagpipes which was now deflated.
He grumbled.
"Stupid people thinking that I can't play well. I'll show them someday I'll be rich and own that restaurant." said Scottsman.
A letter was placed in front of him.
He noticed it and picked it up.
"Dear Scottsman, you've won a house?" the Scottsman read.
He became confused.
"My eyes must be needing checking to, because I could have sworn the letter said I won a house." He said.
He did some thinking.
"I don't remember entering a contest of any kind." said the Scottsman.
He then smirked.
"Oh well, better see what this is about." said the Scottsman.