The captains were meeting with head captain Yamomoto when Captain Kuchki Bakuya and Lieutenant Abari Renji came in to the meeting room holding a struggling Rukia and an unconscious Ruin. There was a moan and some movement from the girl on Renji's shoulders; it was then that there was scream and a thrash from the girl.
"Put me down you weirdo pedophile old man I swear if you touched me I will call all the police in the neighborhood, you take me home right now, you sick son of a bitch." The room watched as the girl proceeded to kick Renji in his stomach, elbow his head, and knee him. Ruin then turned and spotted Rukia ignoring the stares of the others in the room. "And you let her go now, you, you, you Baka, she didn't do a thing and you two freaks come in with swords mind you and freaking kidnap us, also you stab me, which ouch might I add it really hurt." She turned and saw the other occupants in the room staring at her and then she saw their clothes, she then looked at the other two and back at the others. "Oh lovely, Rukia what the hell did you do to get the mob on your damn bad side, god and I had to help you I knew I should of just left you there, but no I had to be nice and-." Yamamoto released his spiritual pressure and soon there was silence, Ruin was having a hard time standing but was sure enough holding her own it was then that she felt relief as some of the pressure was taken off.
"Enough of your senseless babbling woman you can run one's ear off that is for sure." The pressure caused Rukia's legs to buck, and Ruin to go running towards her. Most of the captains were surprised by this and were looking to Yamamoto.
"Are you okay, you're not hurt are you, just tell me if you are I can kick his ass for you if you want me to?"
She has a mouth on her how unlady like. Ruin turned towards the voice and looked at the old man her eyes landing on the Cain.
You can talk
Huh you can hear me
Not surprising you talks so loud. She then turned to an orange haired lady standing next to a white haired small boy.
I can hear you too, what is going on here.
Oh seems we have a speaker on our hands well their hands. She turned to a smiling man and eventually the room was in chatter. The only voice that couldn't be heard was a very tall very muscular man with his hair spiked and bells at the end a little pink haired girl was hanging on his shoulder.
"Y-you make them stop talking, I can't hear myself think." He raised his eye brow and the others in the room stared at the girl.
"Woman either you are crazy or have issues one way or the other I don't know what you are talking about, besides I don't take orders from women." It was then she heard a cooing sound and looked to a woman with her hair braided the opposite way, she looked warm and inviting, soon Ruin was making her way over towards the woman.
My name is Minazuki
"Can you make them stop talking? Please I don't know how to stop them my head hurts." Ruin slid to her knees and grabbed the woman by her leg holding on tight.
"I'm sorry I don't understand you request."
"You said you name is Minazuki, please make it stop." The captains were looking in wonder at the girl and soon a light radiated from the zanpaktu and engulfed Ruin in it.
"What is the meaning of this, my reiatsu affected her, enough to where she could still stand and she can hear Unohana's zanpaktu, explain Bakuya."
TIME SKIP
I woke next to Rukia in a cell, looking around I notice that the bars were made up of bamboo and the walls sekkiseki, which Rukia explained was spirit energy absorber thing. I noticed that there was a man standing on the other side of the bar.
"H-hey can you tell me where I am, it seems there was a misunderstanding." The guy laughed and Rukia pulled me away to sit next to her.
"Listen they will probably take me to the repentant cell, and leave you here, before that happens though can you hear my zanpaktu, her name is Sode no Shirayuki." What is she talking about; I can't hear anything other than her voice.
"S-sorry all I can hear is your voice I don't know what you are talking about."
It was then that a group of men came in with what looked like two dog collars, and two of those dog catcher things. I flinched away from the group well wouldn't you they looked like the mild version of the KKK (I don't support anything dealing with the KKK I swear anyone affiliated with that group should burn in hell).
"It is time for both of your hearings."
"Uh like court listen bub I haven't done anything w-." I didn't get to finish that sentence as they slapped the collar on and I being me tried getting it off, key fucking word tried. "Get this shit off me I aint into S&M you nasty I'm only nineteen."
Rukia
Oh my Kami I didn't think this quiet girl from Ichigo's class could be so loud and she didn't care who she disrespected as long as they respected her. She was so loud and calls the guy all kinds of names, of course we did get stares down the hall and a few stops for me and it even got violent for the people taking us to our hearing. Ruin ended up getting her hands free don't ask how and she grabbed the sekkiseki stick and ramming it into the guys gut and then having a dog pile on top of her, which followed with more cussing.
Ruin
"Damn it you bastards are not light get the fuck off." I pushed someone off me and then proceeded to kick whoever was near, earning me my breath, I grabbed Rukia and we were soon running towards the nearest exit. I aint going to be taken anywhere without a fight, we made it outside only to be stopped by some weirdoes in masks. I couldn't help the laugh that broke out of me, I mean come on these dopes looked like idiots.
"Rukia, d-do you see them, oh my fish sticks they look like idiots." The one in front soon got irritated and was in front of me in a second throwing a upper cut at me. I dodged luckily because of Rukia who pulled me back and into the building. Soon she was leading us towards a pair of doors and as we opened them there stood a whole bunch of people. We had this staring contest that went on for about a couple minutes before they jumped into action.
"Uh Rukia,"
"Yeah,"
"I think we should run."
"Yeah," with that we were running from the crowd and into what looked like an abandoned place.
"Ah you made it." We looked over to see the people from yesterday except it was just the ones in white cloak. I didn't notice till I was face down on the ground hugging it.
"No more running need foooooooooood." I turned over my shirt riding up a bit showing my tummy, I looked at the pink haired girl who had a beef bun and smiled at her. "Give me some."
"No"
"Come on,"
"No"
"Why you little, Hmph fine I was going to give you this amazing chocolate bar, buuuuuuuuuuuuut I guess not." She hopped down and ran towards me, hopping up and down, I pulled out the chocolate bar and took a bite. "Hmmm chocolate bar taste better than that bun." She proceeded to pout and then look at me giving me the best puppy dog face.
"I'll give you sooome."
"Really" she shook her head and handed me the bun, and me being me took the bun giving her the whole chocolate bar. I was about to take a bite when I turn to Rukia whom seemed tired, I sighed and gave it to her.
"What are you doing?"
"Giving you food duh,"
"But you got it from Yachiru."
"And your point"
"Anything Yachiru has is hard to get." I shoved the food in Rukia's mouth and turned to the head captain, I was about to speak when the guys in white came in.
"We are terribly sorry head captain Yamamoto, they tag teamed us."
"What you tried to touch me, you sick S&M perv."
"Hey Kenny what's S&M." I ran behind Rukia and pulled her to the closest captain there.
"You weird smiling clown guy defend us." He looked down his smiling face creeping me out only to have Rukia freeze. I looked her to see she is staring at the man.
"G-G-Gin Ichimaru, YOU CHOOSE HIM TO PROTECT US."
"YEAH WHATS WRON WITH THAT JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A CREEPER FACE DOESN'T MEAN HE WONT HAS FUN DEFENDING US."
"YOU'RE NUTS YOU WANT SOMEONE TO PROTECT US GO WITH KENPATCHI ZARAKI HE LIKES A FIGHT."
"YEAH WELL YOU'RE FACE AND I DON'T WANNA."
"Oh do you really want me to protect you." I looked at the man and then at Rukia. She looked at me like I was crazy and then without warning I felt a tug on the sekkiseki pole I looked to see that the guy from earlier had a hold of it, I screamed and clung to the weirdo man. "NO IM NOT INTO S&M I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE RED ROOM LIKE IN FIFTY SHADES I WANNA KEEP THE VIRGINITY THAT I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" As luck would have it Captain Yamamoto released his spiritual pressure and everything I smiled and watched as the guys in white fell to the ground.
I turned to the captain and then looked at Rukia only to see her nowhere. "Hey where did Rukia go?" I looked around and saw that Rukia was on the floor holding her chest, I sighed and layed her flat on her back. She then looked over at Baka and the pineapple both looked away from her pain. The pressure I felt soon was gone and I felt something tie itself around me I looked down to see white bandages and was soon being pulled off to somewhere by the grinning clown.
"Time to go to the sekkiseki tower or repentant cell, either one is the same thing you know."
"Do I get a tv and a gamestatio?" He looked at me like I was crazy and then to the head captain.
"No,"
"Well farts"
I know its not what happeneds but im so bored I thought I would try to write a story and plus I need to entertain myself, so if you don't like then don't read it. Common since right