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Me:Can you stop scaring JigSaw?
JigSaw:But I wanna play a game...
Me:No one does -.-
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Announcer:Welcome to J-
Mabel:JUDGE MABEL!
Announcer: *makes sad face*Stop STEALING my job!
Mabel:Okay?
Announcer:Today's e-
Mabel:Anyways,today we have:Dipper demanding Gideon -.-'
Announcer:And here comes Dipper Pines!*mumbles*I knew he was gonna demand a lot...
*Audience cheers,Dipper walks in*
Mabel:HII DIPPER!What brings you here today?
Dipper:I'm here to demand Gideon.
Mabel:GUILTY AS CHARGED!
Gideon:But you haven't heard lil ol me's side of the story! Wink! *Winks*
*Audience boos as Gideon comes in,Spanish music comes on*
Everyone: O.O
Mabel:Heheheh...What you doing here Gideon?
Gideon:Why,aren't you looking beautiful today?
Mabel: -.-' *Mumbles*Can someone get security?
Dipper:I feel your pain sister...
Mabel:Can't I just throw him to jail? *pouts*
Announcer:We talked about this..
Mabel:Fineee..But I'll need chocolate!Anyways why are you here today?*Does serious face*
Dipper:I just want to demand him for TRYING TO KILL ME!
Gideon:OBJECTION!
Mabel:NO ONE CAN DO THAT EXCEPT...Oh wait you can right?
Dipper:*Facepalm*
Mabel:SO do you have EVIDENCE?
Dipper:Uhhhhh I forgot-
Gideon:I'M NOT GUILTY THEN!*Does happy dance*
Mabel:NOT FOR LONG!I have someone here...*Evil smile*
Announcer:*Plays DUN DUN DUN music*Please welcome Alyssa!
*Girl with a dipper hat and a sweater saying "Alyssa rocks!" appears"
Alyssa:I HAVE EVIDENCEEEE!*Hooks computer up the screen*
*Computer plays the video in which Gideon tries to kill Dipper*
Audience:*Gasp*
Gideon:THAT'S MY EVIL TWIN!
Alyssa:YOU'RE ALREADY EVIL!
*Everyone starts fighting*
Mabel:ORDER IN THE COURTTTT!AND SOMEONE GIVE ME CANDY!
Announcer:No candy!
Mabel:Can someone demand this guy? *Cries*
Dipper:Sooo he going to jail?
Mabel:Oh yeah I almost forgot...GUILTY!*Hits hammer*TAKE HIM AWAY!
*Security takes Gideon away*
Gideon:THIS ISN'T THE LAST TIME YOU'VE SEEN ME PINES!AND THAT GIRL!
Alyssa:*Pouts*My name's ALYSSA! A-LY-SS-A!
Gideon:Who cares?*Gets thrown away*
Mabel:Bout time!
Dipper:So what do we do now?
Mabel:*Shrugs and takes out candy bars from her sweater*
Announcer:And that's it..Uhh next time?
*Credits start*