1. Steal his pasta
2. Steal his pasta then eat it slowly in front of him
3. Poke his curl
4. Attept to cut off his curl
5. Even though #4 Could get you killed, courtesy of Germany or Romano
6. Tell him pasta sucks
7. Tell him that Germany is breaking up with him
8. Bonus points if he actually believes you
9. Tie Romano's curl onto his
10. Give him wurst if he asks for pasta
11. Give him England's scones if he asks for pasta
12. Give him the "Talk"
13. Bonus points if you actually use a wurst to represent a... you know what I mean...
14. Though, again, Romano and Germany might kill you, especially if you use a wurst to represent a p**** (I'm not too comfortable mentioning these sort of things ^.^')
15. Mention HRE in front of him
16. Though he might start crying
17. Convince him that Germany is HRE
18. Bonus if he believes you (Even though its already been confirmed in World Twinkle, at least that's what I heard)
19. Introduce him to his 2P self
20. Lock them in a room together
21. Staple them together
22. Tie them together
23. Tie their curls together
24. Though Germany will, again, kill you (Not if he's busy with his 2P self... :3)
25. Eat his Mochi self in front of him
26. Serve his Mochi self in a dish and feed it to him without him knowing
27. After he finishes eating, tell him he ate his Mochi self
28. Bonus points if he cries
29. Tell him Japan made the dish
30. Pry his eyes open
A/N: Heyo! Its been quite a long time, hasn't it? Anyways, the reason is that I had 'writer's block', I guess, so I haven't written much stuff... Anyways, yeah :3 VOCALOID ON~!