From: Beckoning Disater
-squee- Okay, okay. Let me think of the best questions I can...
#1 -- I'm just gonna come out and say it: What's your sexuality? (C'mon, all of us fangirls really wanna know!)
#2 -- How did Moonone get you to do this interview?? Seriously. I've been sending you letters for weeks!!
#3 -- Will you come hang out with me for awhile?? Please?? I'll settle for an autograph!! Heck, I'll settle for anything!!
#4 -- What would you consider to be your greatest achievement?
Until next time, or until I think of more questions!! :)
The Joker: 1. Straight darrrrrrling.
2. Well Moonone has a way with words, She told me if i do this i get a new knife for chrismas, and i need one, after that comissioner STOLE all mine. Honestly they say the citazens of Gotham are the criminals, but its really the cops! So what they arrest me, but stealing my knives? Thats cold even to a guy like me
3. (shakes head back and forth causing sweat dropplets to hit Beckoning Disater In the face) There you have my sweat on you? Satifyied for now. If not, what would you want to do if we were to hang out (wiggles eyebrows up and down suggestingly)
4. Greastest Achievement hands down, would be corrupting Harvey Dent and letting Batman take the blame (laughs) It was pure genius.
From: Alys98
Hey,
Do you listen to music? If so, what are some of your favourite musicians?
The Joker: Any music about the absolute wonders of Anarchy, I am all for.(cackles evilishly)But uuhhhhhhh- I do like musical show's music soundtracks. Ah the theator.(sighs)
From: Warriorsgirl664
Joker,
Are any of the scar stories you tell people true?
The Joker: (leans in close) Well to be honest uh....they seem true to me at the moment I tell them. But as soon as I tell them, they kind of loose their truth to me and I just forget about them and go onto another story. One of these days I might tell the true story, but I would have to kill you. (grabs knife)
From: Koschei966
to the joker
where do you find all your henchmen and how long do they last on average with you before they get killed or die from an accident?
The Joker: Why you interested, because we have a spot open for someone to join our teaaaaam! They normally last, give or take week. But select few last two weeks. As to where do I find them? Well its not that hard to find scum willing to work for measly pay in our fine city of Gotham.
From: Hitachiin90
Hey Joker!
I would like to know:
Do you have any graduations? I mean, you're just so an intelligent guy...!
Oh, and by the way, would you mind to cut your name somewhere into my skin? Would be a cool autograph!*g*
The Joker: School is a waste of time. Government controlled areas filled with people and scum not even wanting to be there. All ya gotta do is read some books, and then finally go out and see things first hand. Hehehehe, sure thing beauuuuutiful, where do you little ole me want to sign? (laughs grabbing knife eyeing where to carve her skin)
From: ChennyMatrix
Seriously, dude...
When's the last time you showered?
The Joker: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Moonone: (pushes the Joker) JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
The Joker: Okay okay okay, just...uh...keep in mind its hard to find time to take a shower when you are an agent of choas....(tugs on coller)...having to be places and terroize all the time....Okay last year happy?!
From: Yannina
Do you have a sexual life? With all that funny activities such as killing inocent people and playing with batsy, it must be unnecessary to have sex, because let's face it, sex is not as entertaining as batsy. Do you have any sort of sexual pleasure when you are playing with batman or do you need some extra girlish/boyish help?
The Joker: Oh you know how to hit a guy hard with questions, well let me tell you deary. I do not role that way with batsy. He is like a sport to me. Hunting the batman! Doesn't that sound fun!(cackles) Its what that dumb sport of football or baseball is to a man, well hunting the batman na dmessing with him is like football to me metiforically speaking. Sexual life? I get my ways with whores all the time. Of course once im through they have a carved face and a twisted mind. (looks all innocent) but I just couldn't help it.
From: Joker-is-sexy
Hi Joker!
Did you really think Rachel was beautiful? Cause come on...be real. Anyways must tell you i think you are very sexy! (giggles) Do you You hate my user name Joker-is-sexy?
The Joker: (slicks hair back) Why hello therebeauuuuutiful. I do just ADORE your user name. More publicity for me, and a very true statement in itself (holds head up proudly)
As for Rachel? Harvey's squeeze that I threw out of that darn window. (laughs thinking about it) and the one I killed (laughs harder). Well I have been known to be a man of my word, but I will admit it. I lied about her being beautiful. I just didn't want to hurt her feelings. (grins)
From: Laurenmlbc
What would you do if you accidently killed Batman?
Neat idea by the way!
The Joker: (gasps) If I accidently killed ole batsy?!.....I would be upset for about two seconds, because I would know the fun would end, but I would get over it and go blow up another hospital or maybe a nursing home. Explosives are just so much fun! I'd go to his funeral though! I'd write a heart felt speech!
"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of some guy who decided when he grew up he would dress up as a bat! His parents might have needed to learn better parenting skills! Or teach him superheros are the men in, but they hardly are heros, because it took batsy to "save" Gotham! And now that he's dead you are all marked for dead....by me!....Oh come now why so serious everyone?"
And that would be my speech. (bows)
IMPORTANT Author's note: Credit should be given where credit is earned and really we should all be thanking the author "Joker-Is-Sexy" She gave me this idea for doing this "ask the joker a question" story. She originally was going to do it, but told me she was too busy doing her story of "Eye Candy" (which you all should check out cause its da BOMB!) But she gave me permission to do this idea. I really think you all should thank her, because without her this would not be possiable. And i see she asked a question in here for Ha-Ha's alreadly. Hehehe. Well just wanna say, Thanks Joker-is-sexy and please....KEEP UPDATING YOUR STORY! IT ROCKS!