This is what happens when you force writers to do things against their will.
They completely ruin it DD
Enjoy
Fay stared down at the bit of paper on his desk.
'This is your mobile number?'
Kurogane raised an eyebrow. 'Yes… why?'
Fay punched a few keys into his mobile and turned the display towards his red-eyed friend. Kurogane raised an eyebrow when he recognised the number.
'You stalk me or something, foreign boy?'
Fay hit him will the Samsung, 'Look at the name, silly Kuro-chan!'
Kurogane did. Unbelieving, he then pulled out his own cell phone and called the one he knew as 'Black Mage,'
Fay's phone lit up and a Techno version of Banana Phone streamed from the soundbox.
Kurogane hung up and stared.
Fay grinned, 'Nice to finally meet you, Ninja-chan!'
'It's DRAGON NINJA.' Kurogane replied pointedly, on reflex, slapping away the hand Fay obviously expected him to shake.
'Well, this is awkward.' Fay chirped.
'You wanna go out or something?'
'Why don't we just skip straight to the making out?'
'Sure.'
Fay pounced onto Kurogane and they made out.
The End. D