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Dear Fangirls OF the internet! (Because someone said it should be 'on' the internet. No, because Fan girls are the internet (According to Lavi, at least. Who is a pervert.))

I have been informed that this is not Fanfiction. Which it isn't. So, to amuse you, I have written a fanfiction so that I am not breaking any rules, and so that I can continue the report. Screw you guys.

Consider this as a really short piece of writing. The rest is a very long Authors Note.

I get to kill Allen Walker.

I was walking down a corridor when I noticed something hideous and cursed staring back at me. It was that little brat, Allen Walker, who had nothing better to do in his time but pick fights with me. Of course, he could never win, because he is softhearted and his comebacks suck.

"What do you want, Moyashi?" I spat, glaring at him with one of my famous glares. I always reserved the best for him.

"Nothing." He sniffed. What a lame conversation. However, because he is a baka and a Moyashi and a boy who lives to 'save Akuma' (he misses the point of being an exorcist entirely) he decides to keep the conversation up.

"Yuu-chan-"

Now he has made me mad, and I can feel myself unsheathing my sword. He can't call me by my first name!! Im going to kill him! I will mutilate his face beyond recognition!! I swear, since the day I had first laid my eyes upon his puny frame, I have hated him. And now it was time to unleash all my anger out upon this sorry excuse for a man!!

"You… you absolute bastard!!" I growl, leaping at him with Mugen in my hand. He cannot dodge fast enough, and I pin him through his shoulder. He gasped in pain, and looked me straight in the face with big, watery eyes.

"It hurts!" He said.

"Good." I hissed. "That's the point."

We looked at each other evenly for a moment. He was about to say something, but then he closed his mouth and looked downwards. Tell me you love me, you bastard, and I will kill you on the spot. I do not do sad love scenes like this (because this is not Yaoi and because I hate him), so I flung him to the floor heavily where he slowly righted himself to stare at me. I swear, I wanted to wipe that pathetic look off of his face.

"Don't ever call me Yuu!"

"But it's your name!!" He insisted, hand over the wound. "But- AGGHH!!" I put my sword squarely through that cursed pentacle of his on his head, and withdrew it.

I watched. It was quite beautiful, the blood, the fire flickering out in his eyes, the sound off his gasping. I enjoyed every second of it, watching him collapse in a bloody puddle.

And with that, I turned and walked down the corridor, leaving him behind.

Moyashi's point of view: (I pretend to be Allen.)

He looked so cool with his sword, and so calm, and I loved his hair, and I wish I was him, because I suck. But I wasn't. I was just some pathetic orphan boy with an ugly scar, a mutated arm and some weird eye thing that made me better than anyone else. Also, I love Lenalee.

He asked me what I wanted in his super refined voice, and me with my dorky excuse for an voice said 'nothing'. I didn't have the courage to say anything else in his awesome presence.

So then I decided to be a bastard and a dipshit and a douchebag and I said:

"Yuu-chan-"

He had some sort of murderous look on that made him look even more manly than before and not at all girly. I knew he was going to do something bad, but my small brain couldn't comprehend the fact that he was going to stab me.

And also, I'm a Moyashi.

He swore at me, and then pinned me to the wall with his beautiful blade, Mugen, which is super powerful and is quite sexy. I told him 'It hurts!' but he didn't care. He then shouted: "Don't ever call me Yuu!"

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Because of my super-eye, gigantic arm and because I am the main character, I can do what I want, right? Well, not according to him I couldn't. It's his name! It's your name!! He still wasn't listening, because my voice was really high pitched and he couldn't hear my pathetic words.

Then everything went black as the sword came towards my face…

The end.

Next chapter: How I kill Lavi!

AN: -----------------------------------

Don't you see how good I am at mimicking Moyashi's thoughts?

If I get to do another chapter (before I get kicked off of this website. I have a feeling its going to happen, though I am trying not to break the rules), I'll kill Lavi as well. This makes me feel happy. (Of course, I wouldn't personally kill that brat… unless he mad me VERY mad.) Also, I got lazy at the end. Sue me.

Now, back to the important matter…

Che, you guys really must have very sad lives. If you guys all became asexual, then everything would be better, ne? Now, I promised. I will answer every one. Komui is happy. He said I'm becoming a people person (I am going to kill him later.) So, lets begin with these 'reviews'.

1. E. R. Burke:

Alright, Kanda. I'm the neutral party here. I'm neither for or against the world of Yaoi. Just so you know.
I think the main reason you're in the yaoi pairings is that, no offense, you're an easy target for it. You're strong, attractive, and you have a shell. That's what writers like to use. Don't ask me why. And why Yaoi? Well, people like it. It only really makes sense, doesn't it? People like you, and yaoi, therefore... I think you get the picture.
As for the other thing... well, everybody I know has mistaken you for a female... I'm pretty sure it's the way you wear your hair. You actually look far more masculine with your hair down for some reason, though it defies my logic.
Good luck with the report.

-People like me. I don't like them. At least I've found someone that's sitting on the fence.

…What? How am I an easy target? I likethe fact you are neutral, but compliments are a shallow form of ass licking. And if I have my hair down, it might get tangled. Do you know how much of my god forsaken time I spend cleaning my hair to make it look like this?!

And all your friends must be brain-dead for mistaking me for a girl. Maybe they should say it to my face?! (If they were girls, I couldn't hit them, however. I don't hit girls unless they are the enemy, In which case I would beat their brains out.)

I need all the luck I can get.

2. ScarredWitch:

Haha, I'll give you my view on it.
I'm a moderate -man Yaoi reader, and I only read it for reference for my own mixed-genre stories; you know, to get some ideas (don't point Mugen at me, they're boy x girl stories).
Well, from reading all these stories, I have to say that Yaoi fans (which are mostly girls) like Yaoi because they go weak at the knees when they see two, VERY attractive guys in love with each other (laughs).
And, well, I'd hate to say this as a fan of yours, but you'd be an ideal character in a Yaoi story. You're very strong, quick-tempered (yes, your temper is shorter than Allen, in case you're denying it!); you are attractive, and you're aloof; you tend to push people away, even those who care about you, (I'm not going to say anything about it; it's you're choice).
So, when people cross you, and yaoi, the result is the mass death of Yaoi fans by nose bleeding (laughs, again).
Lastly, (I know, this review is long, but hey, you wanted answers!), people seem to think you're a girl because of three reasons: ONE: Because of your ponytail. I know it's a Japanese style, but mostly females wear their hair in a similar manner. Chances are, these people will notice that you're a guy. TWO: It's because of the first reason but these people have terrible eyesight and need to see their eye doctor. Finally, THREE: There are fan fiction writers who're probably doing a gender-twist in their stories so that it won't be a Yaoi story. Again, they probably change you as a girl because of the hair!
Well, that was a long review. I have a question for YOU, but I'm going to wait for my reply. Sayonara!
The Scarred Witch

-I DON'T HAVE A SHORT TEMPER, YOU BASTARD!! And don't compare me to the Moyashi, that's the ultimate insult in my books. Ah, so females like stories involving other men because they get nose-bleeds? Where is the logic in that? I don't want people to care about me either, I hate people who care too much.

A lot of people think my hair is very girly (even thought you have pointed out its traditional). Stupid western world, why don't you come over to my half of the earth and see how your weird hair-cuts fair, hm?! Yes, these people must see a doctor before I personally gouge out their eye's myself with Mugen! (And yes, Mugen is pointed at you. I point it where I want to, its my sword. Deal with it!)

However I admire the fact that you write girl x boy stories. I bet its all Moyashi and Lenalee. Urggghh… but people seriously like it when hot guys fall in love? How do they even engage in love?

Oh, you have a question for me? Since when did you have permission to ask questions? Go on then, baka, I await it eagerly.

3. Kitten. dream:

I hate that 'Yaoi' thing as well.
The only people in -Man that could possibly be gay are Lavi or Tiki Mikk.
Allen obviously likes Lenalee, and Kanda likes no one...

-I am nearly laughing right now. You are right about Lavi. He is just to hyper and loud to not be gay. Plus he's an idiot. Plus he can't fight at all. Tiki Mikk is the butterflies Noah guy, right? He's a creep. I would like to hurt him severely one day, so severely he cant come back from the dead. You are also right about the fact that Moyashi likes Lenalee. He's too much of a looser for her, though.

Hah! Another not liking Yaoi.

4. Sakune:

well once upon a time I hate yaoi I always said that yaoi was horrible and that stuff (please don't kill me fangirls of the yaoi) but one day I descovered you and all d gray man's characters and also I meet a friend that show me many pictures of yaoi but I still don't like it. (ahh for these you have to know that I was in love with kanda) I was getting courios about that of the yaoi and in youtube all the videos and in fanfiction all de stories where yaoi you and allen, you and lavi, you and tikky, and incredibly you with corss komui etc. so I get very courios and i started to watch le famille (a doujinshi of kanda and lavi)so I started to watch but in the scenes where you and lavi did m how can I put it m... perverted things I put my hand to not see but I started to saw it too many times that I get fan and I can tell you that I like it beacuse it's cute, adorable and I don't know how to describe it it have somthing that said wow I really like it and you can't get the eyes off you kanda look very wonderfull that fits you very well I see you like you are vurenable and I don't know it's only that represents something that many people would say ugu that horrible or something but when you see it not only the cover but all the situation you rwally said how cute (explanation : i'm not gay (i'm a woman and i like boys))
for the other question :kanda they confuse you with a girl beacuse of the hair don'y cut it they said that beacuse they are blind

-… I think Im going to be sick. ME AND KOMUI. ME AND CROSS. Where do these people come from?! I am personally going to find their locations on a map and then hunt them down!! Che!!

And me and Lavi doing perverted things?! I swear, when I find this 'Doujinshi'…

… Also, do you have an obsession with me or something? That's just freaky, get a grip on yourself. Stop it, and revert back to your non-yaoi liking days. Compliments get a dagger in the back when no-one is watching. However, I see your point about my hair. These people are blind. And also, they are morons!! Do I sound like a woman?! I wont be cutting it any time soon. They will just have to learn to deal with it or die.

5. IceNin55:

See, the thing is, you LOOK like a woman. Appearence wise. Long hair, feminine face, mysterious bandages on chest... But that's not really the point. The point is that I think people read/write yaoi because they watch the show and take things too literally. Like Kanda/Lavi - can't two guys be just friends anymore?

-Do women usually have bandages on their chests? Because I'm quite sure they don't. FEMININE FACE?! I think my face is manly! I mean, how many woman have eyes like mine?! (In fact, don't answer that.) People need to get lives and realise that we are all… 'friends' (I say the term very loosely). Yes, we should all just be 'friends', that way people don't get paranoid about people thinking dirty thoughts about them. Or they can leave me the heck alone.

I'm sure you are a non-yaoi fan. Arigato for having a brain.

6. Timcanpy:

as a girl, i hate most girls.
as a boy, i want to be gay. i'm serious!
as for yaoi, it's the same as the genders. I don't like all yaoi though...
as for you Kanda, I never thought of you as a girl! Ever since I met Yuu-chan, I really thought of Yuu as a guy. I get really angry when people thought you were a girl. Even my friends.

also, your very first part of your report should say, "Fangirls on the Internet"
if you say 'of' then we ARE the internet.
not that i'm offending you... it just bothers me...

by the way, your report is really silly!

-…TIMCANPY?! Since when did you talk!! Or write!! What?!

You are the one who corrected me at the beginning. Is Moyashi putting you up to this, baka? I want to know!! And what, you want to be gay?! I'm glad you stick up for me, even though I don't need it, but seriously, don't make me look bad, or I'll maim you.

It bothers you?! Go tell your feeble excuse for a master that his existence bothers me!! And yes, I know this report is 'silly'. Don't you mean STUPID?! But it's good you don't like Yaoi. The tide is turning.

-7. Vicky the Vampire:

The reason why girls like yaoi is cuz my friend says that guy and guy is hot. I know crazy but I'm on both sides of liking and disliking. I find it cute. :3 But any way as long as you know your straight ignore it and let peoples imaginacion run wild! xD And about the mistaking you for a girl is because of your long hair. But to me you dont look like a girl.

-Well your friend is clearly an idiot. Don't follow her, because that also makes you and idiot as well. You are on both sides? And what is ':3'? A three? And this: 'xD'?! Your words confuse me.

I know I am straight, try telling all these other people. Its disturbing to find people talking about you on the internet. THE HAIR AGAIN. You guys need to come to Japan. You wont last a minute there with all the long haired people!! However Im glad to see that you don't mistake me as being any other gender. Good. Keep it that.

-8. Kiete:

Dear God. I have no idea why I'm doing this, other than I'm bored, but here goes.

First of all, Kanda, you need to clean up your language. Not that I'm saying you're cursing too much, but you seem to be lacking a grammatical tool we like to call apostrophes. They look like this -- ' and are usually used in those handy little words like "I'm" and "can't" and "it's" and stuff like that. Other than that, your writing is pretty good. I guess Komui would be mildly pleased with it. C:

Second. You're asking us why we like yaoi? I guess most of us don't really have a reason, other than there aren't enough decent girls in DGM to go around, so we just have to pair the guys with other hot guys. And Jesus, tell me about it. I gag at the amount of Yullen on this site. It makes me sick, I swear, and I'd much rather see you with Tyki. ;D Or Lavi, but that's stretching it a bit.

As a completely unrelated point, I have to admit. You think you're straight, don't you? But, as a friend of mine once pointed out, everyone's a little gay inside. I mean, seriously. If you're watching **, you don't want some hot guy to be banging an ugly girl. You want the girl to be hot too [and I say this from a female point-of-view]! I myself have come realize that there's nothing wrong with being bisexual — so you should man it up and figure out who you really are. xDD

Awright. Last bit, I promise, and then I'll stop making this a ridiculously long review and leave you to that report. Personally, I think yaoi is hot. I mean, who doesn't enjoy a little guy on guy action now and then? 'Sides, I think many of my decidedly straight guy friends have told me, there's nothing hotter than girl on girl action. So why can't we be the same way?

I think I'm done wasting time. Hope I could be of some help to you. C:

-This 'Word Pad' programme which I wrote this on doesn't understand the difference between a little dash and no dash. Komui should be impressed, because I'm working my ass off for him. (Can you see the little 'apostrophes'? Im trying. I need to get a better program, but you see, I can't use a computer properly.)

I think that Lenalee and Miranda and… the others are ok. I don't like them, but others do. 'Yullen'?! Meaning… me and ALLEN?!?!!?!? ARRGGGG THAT IS THE WORST PAIRING EVER!! I'm glad you don't like it, I think that is a disgrace to nature. However, me and Tyki isn't much better. OK. LAVI. I would crush him like a bug. (And I'm going to, when I stop writing this.)

Everyone except me is a little gay inside. Wow, you are very to-the-point, aren't you? Isn't it in fact that someone you think is ugly, someone else perceives as beautiful? Think about that. And I know what I am. Straight. Or, even better, asexual.

You like Yaoi, eh? Che, I figured by your previous comments. I don't enjoy a little guy on guy action, unless its fighting, and I'm winning. Your friends are perverts. How old are they?! They must be companion's of Lavi's to be thinking of that.

I commend you for your long reply. I had 'fun' reading it. (You are so close to being on my list.)

9. SilentKiller1:

yaoi is just awsome for girls to dream about. and wats so bad with internet language? LOL! ur funny.
i thought someone who says they are not gay a number of times is just in denial?
you have long hair oh mighty smartone, thats why

-Your name interests me. I bet I could take you out in seconds, 'Silent Killer'. '

Girls must have nothing to do in their spare time, then. 'Lol'? What is 'Lol'?! 'UR'?! Please speak English, so that respectable people (me) can understand. I know I don't have brilliant skills at writing, but I do try to look intelligent.

No, idiots who do that are in denial. And I am no idiot, baka. And yet another thing about my hair?! My hair is the right length, the right shade, perfect!! Be quiet! Also, you wont think I'm so funny when I'm gutting you from head to toe.

10. ScarletFirez

Yaoi is...hot. Spicy hot. For us fangirls, its hot to see YOU making out with Allen. And Lavi. And that Noah guy with the butterflies. (His name is TYKI! and its not awkward) So, umm yeah. I used to hate yaoi, but now, I can't get enough of it. :D

Because dear Kanda yuu, you have long girly hair. But its okay. Everyone stills love you/yuu!

-ME?!?!? MOYASHI?!?!? God, get a life. I will NEVER EVER be able to even sit on a bed with him, let alone be together in one!! And no, I am sick of Lavi. He is loud, annoying , and I think he has a hair fetish. So I don't want him near me.

Tyki is awkward. Is it 'Tee-kee', or 'Tie-kee', or 'Tih-ki'? I shall never know. And no, he is older than me, and is also the enemy. I want to kill him as quickly as possible to make sure us two never happen. And also, many people seem to be converting. You should have stayed neutral, because now you do realise your obsessed with guys that are never going to be together?

My hair is not GIRLY!! Its how it should be!! And your pun is very clever. How long did it take you to work out? Also I don't want people loving me. Tell them to leave me the heck alone.

11. kenzigirl:

You are so funny! And adorable. I bet you feel very ruffled now, ne? Tee hee. But down to business. Yaoi is amazing! Why? Because it is a fantasy that every women imagines! It is forbidden love and very romantic.

I suppose people like you so much because you are so mean. To people around you, that saying. But deep down we believe you to be very kind and loving, so you are ideal for yaoi-ness. Ne, and maybe it is because you are so in denial over your feelings. Don't you know that Moyashi-chan is your special person that you search for? X3

If you hate that people say you are girly so much than you should just cut off your hair. It's the only girly thing about you. See, Lavi isn't mistaken for a girl because his hair is short! Ne, if it was long he'd be girly too. But the hair of Yuu-chan is so pretty, do not cut it off please!

My advice to you, Yuu, is for you to come out of the closet as soon as possible. The sooner you do, the happier you will become!

Bye bye, cuteness!

-I am quite ruffled. I don't like the way you say 'forbidden love', it sounds… uugghh. I'm not mean, I just tell the truth, and trust me, I am no where near kind and loving. The only reason I co-operate with people sometimes is to get the job done quicker, otherwise I would be stuck with pathetic losers for all eternity. AND IM NOT IN DENIAL!!!! Moyashi-chan is the person I most want to hurt, baka!!

… I am mortified. What makes you think I would ever cut off my hair?! It's supposed to be long!! And Lavi is an idiot!! I would kill him if he ever got long hair. That is just… disgusting. He is disgusting. Yes, my hair is pretty, but you will never get to touch it. Try, and I'll cut off YOUR hair.

CUTENESS?!?! CALL ME THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU!!!!

12. yumise-lunar:

-Your review is very long. You have Email. Check it. (I like your tone of voice. Thank you for not being a flamer.)

13. ShiraiHime:

Nn,I think people think you're gay cuz,well,you seem to like the Moyashi a ,A LOT.8DD Daaw,first mission you protected him aw!!xDD -hinting- And I don't give a ** about your thing about internet language nyahahaha!!xDD

I'm SO subscribing to is gonna be funny as hell.

Yullen ftw.

-ShiraiHime

-I DON'T LIKE THE MOYASHI!!!! AND IT'S 'LIKE', NOT 'LIKE'!!! I protected him because I'm not hauling his dead body all the way back to the Order. Screw him. I see that you don't!! Fine, I'll talk like that!! SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!

Yah, I talks like dis, makes me KOOL, I has internetz, ROROFLFOLRLR!!!

(It's not supposed to be funny, BAKA!!)

14. .Usagi:

Kanda:

=Responds to the word "fangirl".=
YES? :'D

It's a good thing you can't kill me over the 'net, y'know. C':
Mwahaha! I'd like to see if Mugen could cut through space and time. 8'D

D: So like, is the mouse hard to use the first time? :C Do you feel safe, comfortable? If the computer starts to make scary noises, don't go run into Allen's arms, OK? D:
=Looks behind me with shifty eyes.=

Can't attack Lenalee because she's a woman!?
You sexist bastard. D:
(=Laughs.=)

Haha~ I pity you for being paired up with Lavi. XD!!
I remember a LaviYu (Yes, Kanda. You are the uke. They strip your masculinity in most cases. Do something about it, please. I hate it too.) fan, who could WRITE well (doesn't mean the stories were good- I only skimmed through them), they said that you and Lavi were "opposites that compliment".
"When Kanda is sad or angry, he needs a happy person to cheer him up."
"I don't follow any pairings that don't even have a basis of friendship."
"Lavi gets away with calling him by his name. (He's lived this long.)"
I swear I could have hurled. :C

As for Yullen (yes, you are the seme), I don't pity you at all. 8'D I actually support it. Heck, I practically live for it. C:
As I see it, you care (even if the tiniest amount) about your comrades. You would save them if they came to trouble, but you'd make excuses.
The only and last time we saw you save someone was with Allen. XD" Now, you probably did it because you needed his help with the akuma, since you were crippled. 83 (Don't hurt me. Haha...)
But still~ 8'D
And that look you gave Allen when he gave that semi-speech in the Mattel Arc, made me swoon. 8'D Did you fall for him? C:
(Don't hurt me. XDD )
Oh, and I remember that the only time you gave a real, sincere smile (even though it was only in the anime), [http://fishing-teh-sky.], it was after Allen said that cute line, "I won't forgive you next time!"

-MUGEN CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING!!! Just you wait, expect me to come kill you soon. I do not understand why it's called a 'mouse'. It doesn't resemble a rodent at all. Also, the computer makes no noise. I have the sound off. AND I AM BETTER AT USING THE COMPUTER THAN MOYASHI!!!

If a woman attacks me first, I'll attack her back. (Lenalee and the clipboard does not count. ) And I am very traditional, if you haven't realised. It's not sexism. And don't laugh, the sound grates on my ears and makes me want to hit you.

I am no Uke. I don't care if it's Lavi, Allen, fucking Tykiorwhateverhisnameis, I am no UKE. And I don't need a happy person to cheer me up, I want to be by myself, where no-one can bother me!! These people make me sick!! (And he can't call me my by name EVER!) Good to hear you don't like it. Keep not liking it.

Yeah, I better be the Seme. You… live for it? In case you don't know, I am glaring at you with the intensity of the sun. My excuses are the truth; we work better as a team- when I am leader of the team and they stay the heck away from me. I WAS'NT CRIPPLED!!! I was just hurt!! And that look was a 'I can't believe you are crying over something as stupid as this' look.

And that was a smirk, not a smile. SMIRK.

(Ps: Thank you for the grammar correction. I don't write a lot, because I am not too good, and I hate admitting it. So keep it quiet, idiot.)

15. Reyne Klein:

The fact is that I hate yaoi... I can't take it when two guys are like in love with each other...Thanks to my gay teacher who's so disgusting. I have read a few yaoi stories before and i seriously was on the verge of puking...i rather KandaXOC stories, not KandaXLenalee because she's taken by Allen.*evil laughter*

I mistook your side profile for Lenalee before, because of your ponytail.(Don't kill me.) Cut your hair if you don't want to be mistaken as a girl but I, as a fangirl will say "Never cut it!!"

-Yes, I am glad you hate Yaoi. You have a gay teacher? That's interesting. I would have left the school by now. Yes, Lenalee is taken by Moyashi, but I don't think it will get anywhere. He's stiff and useless when it comes to that. Heh

You mistook me for Lenalee. I hate you. No, this has been discussed, I will NEVER cut my hair. If I cut it, what bit of me will be an individual?! Yes, fan girl, also tell others that I SHALL NEVER CUT IT.

16. xXLovesYaoi13Xx:

See my name? It should give you some hints that what I like...

Yaoi is just... HOT. Duno /really/ why, but it is. And I really like you with Allen... (How come that Lavi and Allen are still alive? You like them. Admit it)

You know I am really embrassed, because I tought you were a female until I read the second book. I realised that you are a man only because I saw you without the bandages. And now I can't see why I tought you were a woman...

I love Yullen! HA! Take that, girly-boy!

-I spit on your name, and also, I hate you. I can't technically kill those fool's, because the Order will take Mugen away from me, and I need Mugen. However, if we are on a mission, there can be an accident…

Yes, yes, yes, everyone seems to think I'm a woman. Im waiting for a comment about my hair… Yes, you realised that I don't have breast's, idiot? Did I look like I had breast's before?! Be embarrassed, for your sake.

GIRLY-BOY??!? YULLEN?!?!? You are on my list, you moronic, yaoi-loving punk!!!

17. Celestial Moonshine:

I believe a great opening to this would be to point out that this technically goes against fanfiction rules, and should it be reported, can be taken down. From what I'm aware the DGM section is more lenient reviewer-wise, but as a warning, it is a possibility.

Secondly, and getting to the point, I like "yaoi" (technically shounen-ai since I prefer the aspects of the relationship and how it comes about as apposed to just sex) not because I find it hot (which is shallow and pretty silly) but because I am open-minded enough to realize that their are male characters in some series that just seem to click, just as their are females that seem to click with males, and etc. Personally, in DGM I support Yullen, because I feel that you and Allen are just dissimiliar enough to give eachother growth in a relationship, being different enough to stimulate eachother, but similiar enough to find balance, respect, and the ability to relate and understand one another. Also, I find that there's no real reason to write more canon pairings because you get them in the series, and many other people write it; it's pointless, especially when I don't care for it (I dislike Allen with Lenalee, especially when she ceased to be a warrior and transformed herself into a damsel in distress)

Oh, and for the record, I knew you were a man from the very beginning. I mean, with hands as capable and big as yours are, I don't see how anyone could have thought you were a woman for long...

-Finally, an intelligent answer. Thank you for that.

It's a fan fiction now. This is all a very long author's note. I hope it doesn't get taken down, because this is keeping me preoccupied from harming people at the moment (namely Komui.)

I understand what you are saying. I don't support Yullen in anyway, but I can see that you have explained why you like it. And as for Lenalee, she lost some of her strength when her innocence crystallised and took on a new form, but she seems to be getting stronger again (in my eyes). And her hair is growing back.

Thank you for having enough sense to realise that I was a man in the beginning, unlike these other fools. Your words at the end suggest innuendo…

(Haha. Look how civil I am.)

18. Kiarra-Chan:

Kanda, it's a proven fact that some girls. (OK most young ladies.) like hot gay guys. Also, you do look quite feminine. No offense of course. Blame Hoshino-Sama on that.

(Great idea! I love it!)

- I do hope that young girls don't like Yaoi. What would their parents think? No, I don't look feminine, it's your eyes deceiving you. I am masculine, have you not seen my body yet?! Hoshino-chan is to blame for it all!! I hate her!!

(I'm glad you do.)

19. deathangel338:

well to answer your questions we like yaoi cause it's hot but for me i only like certain pairings(sp?) like you and allen you make such a good couple lavi not so much, but i'm not even sure where the other pairings come from. oh and also we say your a girl because of your long hair it makes you look like a girl when it's down that and it's fun to ** you off. k there you go jane

-Yes, me and Lavi will never be together. Che, I'm not sure either!! Also, people have to stop pairing me up with people I hate. I'm talking about Moyashi, by the way. My hair is long because it's styled traditionally. And someone up there said I look more manly with my hair down!! I do!! Be quiet, Jane!!

20. brokenheart-edge

I think I can help you there, being a yaoi fangirl myself (yes, I admit it, and I like the Kanda/Allen pairing, so there!). Personally, I find it very romantic when two lovers can get past the boundaries of gender, be it two boys or two girls. If they really love each other, then gender shouldn't matter. Also, the whole gay thing is kind of taboo, but forbidden love is so much more...exciting. Let's put it in hypothetical terms: say you fall in love with Lenalee. Sure, Komui would go after you like a madman, but otherwise, it's just boring. You could just scare Komui into letting you have Lenalee. Now, imagine if you fell in love with, say, Allen. Remember, this is only hypothetical. First, and most obviously, you're both boys, so you would have to hide your relationship, since it would probably be frowned upon. Second, in reality, you fight all the time, which would make for a love/hate sort of relationship, which is always fun. Third (and this is the reason most girls love yaoi), it's exciting to see two good-looking (or hot, or pretty, or whatever) men that love each other. This is probably why you're always in these stories- because you have a handsome face. You may find this disturbing, or shallow, and in truth, I do too, to some extent, but I've come to terms with it; I like what I like, and I can't change that. Now, this doesn't mean that I don't like straight pairings- I just put together the two characters whose interactions would be the most interesting, like you and Allen. Strangely enough, I seem to favor pairings that fight all the time- it's entertaining.
I hope I was able to answer your question. I'm sure you'll get many different opinons; reasons vary from person to person.
P.S. People keep saying you're a girl because (and you should know this about yourself) you have a feminine face and long hair. There's nothing wrong with it; I happen to prefer slightly feminine guys (and just so you know, I am a girl, not a gay guy).
Eager to hear your reply,
brokenheart-edge (and yes, I know my pen name is emo).

-"You could just scare Komui into letting you have Lenalee." Hoho, I like that. However, I don't want Lenalee. Moyashi can have her.

Another intelligent answer, which I like. Thank you. Your answer pushe's me one step close to the truth. However, can't pairings between people of the opposite gender be made exciting, to? And if you like pairings that fight all the time, I suggest reading MilleniumEarlXAllen. Hah, now that's entertaining.

I'm glad someone has said that I look handsome, because a girl cannot be handsome, therefore your saying I'm masculine. I do find it disturbing, but because I like the way you answered me you have got into my good books. But if you ever try to stalk me or obsess over me in anyway, I wont hesitate to throw you squarely back in with these misfits above this paragraph.

Seriously, this hair is starting to be a problem. What can I do besides cutting it off?!

Your penname is indeed emo. Are you emo, too? If you are, I suggest talking to Lavi. The lack of conversation will make you more emo.

(Flamer's don't get answered, by the way.)

Har, har har. This is popular, for some strange reason. I should get other exorcists to come on here, but I wont, because they should get up off their ass's and join themselves. However, I do know that Lavi sometime's goes on this site. LAVI, IF YOUR READING THIS, STOP STEALING MY HAIR-TIE'S. ITS ANNOYING.

This is what I've learnt so far from my report.

1. Guys don't really like Yaoi.

2. People have nose-bleeds when they read Yaoi.

3. People think I'm attractive… yet girly. Baka's.

4. Che, STOP WITH THE ALLENXKANDA!!

5. I get paired with Lavi a lot. A lot.

So, this time, I ask something else of all you fan's. I want to know what is your favourite pairing, from one to three. Like this:

1. KandaXNo-one.

2. LaviXNo-one.

3. MoyashiXTimcanpy. (Harhar)

These are my favourite, favourite meaning the ones I tolerate the most. (Can't you see that I'm serious?) Phase one is complete, now phase two will commence. Keep it short and simple please, but tell me why you like your favourite pairing. I like KandaXNo-one because I do not have to do anything. Also, it stops me being paired with anyone.

From, Kanda.

PS: Don't take offence to my comments. You should know what I'm like. If you don't, why the hell did you bother commenting? I am nice as a formality. My first page was an introduction. This is not.

Also, I don't care about your feelings.

PPS: Grammar snob's, I am actually glad you are correcting me. Keep telling me my error's so I can fix them as soon as I can. I need to get off 'word pad'. Arigato.