Fun with Policeman Part 2

Roy soon arrived at the police station, pulling on his gloves as he ascended up the front steps of the building "This is going to be fun" thought Roy to himself laughing mentally. Lt. Colonel Mustang burst through the double doors of the Building and watched as the policemen scrambled to their feet into a salute.

"At ease gentleman" he watched as they relaxed their posture before he continued "I have come to collect one of my Subordinate state alchemists"

"You must be mistaken sir, we haven't arrested any state alchemists" said a young officer a few metres away from Roy

"Actually you have" said Roy as he walked to stand in front of the young officer "You have arrested the 'Fullmetal Alchemist'"

"WHAT!!" shrieked several officers, the poor young officer was feeling the brunt of the man in front of him, the Lt. Colonel was (supposedly) very angry.

"You mean the alchemist of the people!!" cried the officer in front Mustang.

" the very same," replied Mustang " I'm so it is say that he has a very SHORT temper." the quick outburst from Mustang made most of the officers jump, but what happened next surprised them severely.

"Dam you Roy Mustang when I get out I'm gonna make you pay for calling me SHORT! I am going to get your gloves and shove them where the sun don't shine"

"Ahh, that's Fullmetal now" laughed Mustang as he straightened the gloves on his hands.

"You mean to say that angry short blonde guy is the…" said the officer in front of Mustang whitening as Edward again.

"Who you calling so short you can't even see him with a microscope with over 1000 times magnification!" yelled Edward again. After that outburst mustang couldn't control himself anymore, he started laughing so hard he had to hold his sides. Unfortunately Roy Mustang just made the situation worse.

A loud clap suddenly echoed across the room including the rest of the police station. Everyone and everything went quiet.

Roy turned slowly and faced the young officer in front of him, "how did you restrain the angry blonde?"

"We had to handcuff one of his hands to the table in the interrogation room, the other inmates were laughing at him" said the young officer nervously.

"Well then I recommend that you leave the…" Mustang was suddenly unable to finish his sentence as the door of the interrogation room burst open in a field of blue lightening which soon cleared to show a very angry Edward holding a battle spear.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY MICROSCOPIC BEAN WHO CAN BE HARDLY SEEN BY A MICROSCOPE" yelled Edward he turned to face Mustang with a face that would make any kind of normal person pee their pants and yelled "I AM NOT SHORT YOU GIANT" as he started to run towards Mustang. Roy smiled as he watched Edward run towards him.

"Fullmetal you are about to burn" said Mustang calmly as he brought his newly gloved hand in front of his face "So it looks like I am going to enjoy BBQ shrimp tonight"

Edward roared as he got close to Mustang. Roy quickly snapped his fingers and controlled the flame and destroyed Edward's Battle spear. That did not hinder Edward as he clapped his hands and dragged his left hand over the right forearm plate of his auto mail and turned it into a blade as he bellowed "it's MY turn to win this fight Roy Mustang, it's my revenge for all the times you called Me SHORT!!" with that Edward quickly bopped down and using his right leg as a pivot point, swung his leg around knocking Mustangs legs out from under him causing him to fall flat on his back, Edward then used the left over momentum from the swing to bring him back up to a standing position and pointed the tip of his auto mail blade so that it was only millimetres away from Mustang's throat.

All while this was happening, the policemen were quickly backing away to the wall so that they would not be involved in the fight. They couldn't believe their eyes. But just as suddenly as the fight had started it stopped with another clapping sound and another flash of light. The dust that had arisen during the fight settled causing the officers mouths to drop open.

Major Edward Elric the 'Fullmetal' alchemist was standing on the 'Flame Alchemists hands and the 'Flame' alchemist's legs were secured to the ground by stone cuffs, but what made the policemen really surprised was that there was a blade protruding from the boys arm pointed mere millimetres from the 'Flame' alchemist's throat.

"Now to get rid of your gloves Roy" said Edward enthusiastically, he bent down and slowly removed the gloves from Roy's hands. "HEHEHE I have the famous gloves of Roy Mustang. I wonder what I should do with them." said Edward in a singsong voice as he replaced his feet on top of Roy's hands.

"Fullmetal release me now, I can court-martial you for this" said Roy in a low guttural voice

"In minute I just thought of what I can do to your gloves."

Roy gulped "And what would that be exactly?" asked Roy hesitantly.

"I'm going to burn them Right in front of your eyes then I am going to get you to eat the ashes" said Edward Rather causally as he looked for something to transmute into a box.

"And how are you going to get me to eat the ashes?" asked Roy with a major look of worry in his eyes.

"I will simply get the cooks to slip it into your lunch one day it will be so good to see you do it." Said Edward laughing, he quickly found the material needed and made a clear flame resistant box and quickly set one glove inside, " Now to set the first glove alight with the other glove then we can get this party started" Edward continued as he slowly slid the other glove into place on his hand

"Say good bye to your Gloves Mustang" laughed Edward. He was about to activate the array when….

AN MWHAHAHA major cliffy anyways thanks to the person who subscribed to this story thank you very much for taking the time out to read it. Also I was wondering why I am getting 63 hits and No reviews I mean come on I want to hear your opinions on my story I love them they are choccy bars to me so give me some. I would really like to hear what youi have to say about my story since what I have written may actually become a proper story (not this bit though but it actually gets the reason why Edward has to do something to get the story rolling) anyways I don't Mind flamers either just do get urself get carried away if you write one so REVIEW MY STORY PLEASE