Laura: "Craig, Ruby wake up its your first day of school!"

Both: "I don't want to go!"

Thomas: "now you two! Or you will help us unpack for the rest of the day!"

Big: "fine."

Craig wasn't feeling good. He felt so alone now because he had to leave tweek just to be at a stupid house next to a stupid beach. He just wished that he could go back. He wished that things would stay the same. But of course that's not gonna happen. He lazily got out of bed and started is morning routine. Change, brush, feed stripes. All nice and simple just how he likes it. As he was all ready he went to the kitchen just to grab an apple. Along with ruby.

Laura: "your not going to eat breakfast today sweeties?"

Craig: "no im not in the mood to eat."

Ruby: "same here. I can't believe you guys don't believe that mermaids don't exist!"

Thomas: "honey what happened yesterday was all in your imagination."

Ruby: "oh my god it... it was not in my imagination! I know what I saw! He had a body of a human and a tail like a fish! He was one hundred percent a mermaid!"

Craig: "ruby... stop it."

Ruby: "uggh! I'm going in the car! (Slams the door shut)"

Later

Thomas: "ok craig have fun in school. Pick up your sister after though."

Craig: "I will dad. (Closes the door of the car and starts to head inside)"

As Craig was exploring his new school every one was starring at him all awkwardly. They began to whisper and stare at him. As if he was an exotic animal from the zoo. But of course he's Craig fucking Tucker he doesn't give a shit what others think. As he was starting to get lost he hear a sound of distress so he went to go investigate for a little bit to see what the commotion is all about.

???: "I told you to bring the money today didn't I!"

???: " aw geez I'm sorry buddy but I don't have any money."

???: "oh yeah? Fine then I guess you can pay me another way. (Raises his fist getting ready to punch)"

Craig: "hey you fucker get away from that kid!"

???: "(stops and stares at craig) and what are you going to do about it? Beat me up?"

Craig: "nope. I think I know why your being an asshole kid. It's because you are being abused at your house from addict parents who don't give a shit about you. They always yell at you for little mistakes and wished that they never had you. So you go around and bully kids because you are a to much of a pussy to fight your own parents. It that correct?"

???: "(Starts to cry and runs away)"

Craig: "(looks at the blonde) are you ok?"

???: "yeah I'm fine thank you. I would have been beaten up again if it wasn't for you."

Craig: "So this happens all the time?"

???: " yep I guess everyone was to afraid to stand up to him. Anyways I'm Leopold but you can call me butters if you want."

Craig: "I'm craig."

Butters: "oh your the new kid that everyone is talking about. Well then what is your first class?"

Craig: "math."

Butters: "cool I have that to. I can show you where it's at."

Craig: "Thanks I appreciate it."

Butters: "no problem. After all you are the one that helped me so it's the least I can do. And we are here."

They both entered

Mr garrison: "butters! Why on earth are you late mr!"

Butters: "aw geez mr garrison I didn't mean to be late I was just showing the new kid where math is at."

Mr garrison: "oh is that so. Well then you are excused for now. Anyways new kid would you like to present your self?"

Craig: "(aw fuck) my name is craig. Craig tucker."

Mr garrison: "Umm ok is there anything you would like to share?"

Craig: "I hate everyone and if you mess with me I will kill all of you."

Mr garrison: "Umm very nice Craig why don't you take a seat next to butters."

Craig: "(This is going to be a pain in the ass)"

At lunch

Butters: "hey craig!"

Craig: "hmm... oh hey butters what do you need?"

Butters: "I was just wondering if you wanted to eat lunch with my friends."

Craig: "sure why not it's not like I got any friends anyways."

Butters: "great! Follow me."

As they both got their lunches craig followed butters to his table. For some reason the whole cafeteria was still staring at him. The girls were giving him flirty looks and blowing kisses at him. While the guys were giving him dirty looks as if he was stealing their girlfriends. What felt like forever they finally made it to the table.

???: "hey butters who's that?" Said the boy with green eyes and a green hat.

Butters: Craig these are my friends kyle, cartman, token, and clyde. Guys this is craig the new guy."

Kyle: "nice to meet you. Are you new to the school or new to the town?"

Craig: "I'm new to the town."

Clyde: "well that's obvious. This is small little town everyone knows everyone. So we know when someone is new to the town or something like that."

Token: "so what do you think about this town."

Craig: "to be honest I don't like it here. I want to go back to my old home. To be with my boyfriend."

Cartman: " wait your telling me that your a fag? If you are then get out of here! No one likes fags!"

Kyle: "shut up cartman! I'm sorry about him. He's the dick it the group if you couldn't tell."

Craig: "don't worry about it. He's a fatass."

Cartman: "ay! I'm not fat I'm big boned!"

Craig: "sure keep telling that yourself fatass. Anyways the point is I don't like it here. And we just barely moved here and my little sister is already going crazy. She actually thinks she saw a mermaid."

Kyle: "wow really? My little brother Ike keeps telling me the same thing. He keeps on saying that he saw a mermaid at the beach but I had to keep on telling him that mermaids aren't really it's just a myth."

Clyde: "yours too? My little sister is also saying that she saw a mermaid. But like you said I had to explain to her that they aren't real."

Token: "well they are little kids it has to be their imagination."

Cartman: "nuh-uh they are real! Legend has it that if anyone saw them they will disappear and never been seen again."

Kyle: "cartman stop trying to be smart it's just a myth!"

Cartman: "shut up you filthy Jew!"

Craig: "are they always like this?"

"Yep." Said the three boy at the same time.

With ruby.

(Ugh it's so full here! Where am I going to sit!)

???: "hi there you must be new here, my name is Ike."

Ruby: "my name is ruby and yeah I'm new here."

Ike: "well then you should come sit with us. We like making new friends."

Ruby: "great."

Ike: "hey guys!"

??? "Oh look who's here if it isn't one of the conformists."

Ike: "oh calm down firkle have some positivity in your life."

Firkle: "I would rather have glitter shoved up my ass then being positive."

Ike: " Anyways ruby these are my friends. Betsy, and firkle."

Ruby: "hey."

Betsy: "what's wrong ruby you seem a little mad."

Ruby: "ugh I'm sorry. It's just that i know it will sound crazy and all but, yesterday in the night I saw a mermaid and no one in my family believed me. They keep on saying in all in my imagination even though I don't have any."

Ike: "wait you saw a mermaid too!"

Ruby: "huh?"

Firkle: "theses two conformists think that they saw a male mermaid at the beach. But we all know that mermaids don't exists."

Betsy: "Of course they do exists! You just didn't saw it with us!"

Ruby: "wait you guys saw the mermaid too!"

Ike: " Of course we did! It was the most biggest discovery I have ever discovered! I tried to tell my big brother kyle, but he keeps on telling me that they are not real. I wanted to prove to him that they are real so every day I go to the beach and wait patiently with a camera. But so far I didn't see him so I always call it a day."

Ruby: "when was the first time you saw him?"

Ike: "I saw him in the night."

Ruby: "what about you Betsy when did you see the mermaid?"

Betsy: "I saw it in the night as well. Why do you ask?"

Ruby: "It could be possible that maybe he is active in the night than the day. I mean you two saw it in the night I saw it in the night so it could be possible that we would see him in the night than in day."

Ike: "that's an excellent theory ruby! Come to think of it I did try to see it in the day but I didn't think about the night. So maybe I would be able to capture a photo of him tonight!"

Betsy: "oh oh oh! I want to come! I want to prove to my dumb brother clyde that they do exist!"

Ruby: "me too! That will make craig more stupid than he already is!"

Firkle: "I'll come too. Just to prove to you conformists that they aren't real."

Ike: "bet on it twenty bucks?"

Firkle: "deal."

Ike: "ok everyone so tonight we are going to sneak in the beach without our parents knowing. Don't forget to bring a camera."

"Ok!" "Whatever." The group responded. Then the bell rang signaling them that lunch was over.

Ike: "Ok gang let's go catch ourselves a fish."