"Pyro! Wait up!" Scout called to his Pyromaniac teammate. He knew the world the team were in was like something from those freaky Pyrovision Goggles but he was confused as to why Pyro was saying he was home.
"Pyro, ya damn sunuvabitch! We don't know where the hell we are and if there are people living here, we might disturb 'em!" Engineer, ever the voice of reason, tried to call out to his friend. Engineer, Medic, Soldier, Sniper, and Heavy were the closest to Pyro and the only who understood him the most even though they didn't understand enough to know of his backstory or who he used to be, they knew that despite his relentless slaughtering of their BLU clones, he was a gentle soul who enjoyed a good bonfire and didn't truly enjoy killing...despite how damn good he was at it.
"What's up with the Matchstick? He's usually only this excited when he's in "Pyroland'." Sniper wondered aloud in a worried tone. The rest of the RED Mercs shared his concern in various ways but what they didn't know was that they were about to have a head-on collision with an opposing party.
For Pyro, he was overjoyed, it had been who knows how many years since he had seen the beautiful sunny skies, the crisp fresh green grass, the lovely blooming flowers of this land. After so many years, he was finally ho-
FLASH
"OOF!"
Pyro couldn't react in time as a flash of golden light appeared and he ran into somebody and fell on top of them. He groaned as he rubbed his head from the impact before he felt his other hand on something squishy. He then looked down and he was thankful that he had a gas mask right now since his hand was currently on n equine-like girl's breasts. She had pink fur, bright blue eyes, fluffy fuschia-colored hair that resembled cotton candy, an equally fluffy tail and had E-Cup Breasts. She wore a blue blouse, short jeans with three balloons stitched onto the hip area and white sneakers with pink laces. She had a very plump and curvy figure that made her look extremely huggable.
"Hi, new friend!" She chirped as if Pyro wasn't accidentally groping her right now. Pyro immediately jumped off her and backed away fearfully before seeing several other girls there as well. The rest of the team managed to catch up as Soldier ran up next to his Pyromaniac Pal and drew his trusty foldable shovel, the Market Gardener.
"Hands off our soldier, ladies! Or else you'll get a thrashing from Marky Moo!" The Patriotic Psycho warned as he stood protectively in front of Pyro against these 'hostile inhabitants'.
"Please, there is no need for violence." A gentle motherly voice spoke as a tall equine-like woman with white fur, multi-colored hair that reached to her legs and seemed to be shimmering like crystals and a white regal-looking dress with a broch in the shape of a sun that nested snuggly above her G-Cup Breasts. She had a slender, graceful figure and her violet eyes radiated with a loving warmth. Soldier didn't know why but seeing this woman seemed to stir a feeling in his heart that he had long thought suppressed...He shook his head as he tried to forget those painful memories...
"Well, sorry Ma'am, we were just trying to stop our friend from creating a disturbance." Engineer apologized as he took off his hard hat and held it to his chest in a respectful manner.
"Yeah, he just said 'I'm home' and took off running down the hill from where we ended up!" Scout explained next as he was elbowed in the gut by Heavy for inadvertently telling these strangers that they were obviously not from their world.\
"So you were the source of the flash of light we saw earlier." A more regal-sounding equine woman spoke up. She had dark blue fur, long night blue hair that seemed to glimmer like the night sky itself and dark blue eyes. She wore a similar dress to the other woman but it was black and the broch above her FF-Cup Breasts was that of a crescent moon.
"Well, the jig is up, we ain't from around here, lassie." Demoman admitted while also slyly giving a wink to the woman, who rolled her eyes in response. Pyro suddenly raised his hand shyly as everyone from both sides turned to him curiously.
"What's up with ya, Pyro?" Sniper asked as Pyro suddenly placed his hands on his mask as the mercs eyes widened. They had never seen their Pyromanic Pal take off his mask, not even to eat! (which made them wonder how on earth he ate with them when they were on break or holiday leave).
With a tug, Pyro took off his mask and what the mercs say stunned them to end: Like the women in front of them, Pyro had some equine features as well. He had matted light brown hair with a black mark running through it, mocha brown fur some stubble around his face and he looked rather young, probably the same age as Scout almost! He also had orange colored eyes that flickered like a flame.
"OOOH! He's an Equestrian!" The pink girl exclaimed in excitement as Pyro coughed into his fist a few times.
"Man, it was stuffy in that mask..." He muttered, his voice rather young and having a British accent to it. Engineer walked up to his friend with a look of shock and concern on his face.
"Pyro...you mean to tell me...that your from this world, wherever we are?" Pyro nodded to his friend and sighed.
"My real name is Lit Match, just Match for short...I didn't reveal myself because I didn't want you guys thinking I was...*gulp*...alien." The young equine boy said as Medic walked up next and closely inspected him before turning to the mares in front of them.
"Frauleins, where exactly are we?" The German Mad Doctor asked politely while adjusting his glasses. His gaze mostly focused on a mare with buttercream yellow fur, long pink hair with a side of it covering her gorgeous teal eyes and was wearing a green turtleneck and beige khakis that hugged her nice soft hips and thighs as well as her bouncing FFF-Cup Breasts. Medic, despite his apparent insanity, was a gentleman and didn't focus on the girl's lovely features despite how inviting they were. Instead, he was fascinated by her timid stance and those gorgeous feathered wings coming out of her back.
"Oh, you're in Equestria!" Another girl piped in. She had purple fur, darker purple hair with magenta streaks, violet eyes, a horn jutting out of her forehead, moderately-sized feathered wings similar to the girl Medic was inspecting and was wearing a pink tank top with an eight-pointed star on it as well as blue jeans and brown dress shoes.
"And where are you guys from? You don't look like any Stallions we've seen before." A tomboyish voice spoke up from the girl with cyan fur, magenta eyes, rainbow-colored hair, and tail, jogging shorts that hugged her firm thighs and hips. a blue and white sleeveless t-shirt with a rainbow stripe running on the side of it and, unlike the other women, had a relatively small bust, roughly BB-Cup at best, she also had wings like the timid girl. Scout noticed her out the corner of his eye and tried to avert his gaze at how oddly attractive she was.
"Well, miss, we're from a place called Earth and we're...humans." Sniper introduced as a girl with orange fur, blonde hair in a long ponytail that was covered by a brown Stetsons hat and wearing a brown open jacket with a white top covering her impressive bust of FF and brown cowboy skirt with a belt around it and brown boots perked up.
"Whoa Nelly, so what Lyra has been saying wasn't a load of horse apples..." She said in a southern accent unlike Engineer's own. The Gadgeteer in question just chuckled in response and nodded.
"Well, we're as real as can be, missy." Another girl, this one with snow white hair, elegantly styled purple hair, a pristine horn on her forehead, deep blue eyes, D-Cup Breasts, and was wearing a black jacket with a velvet red sleeveless dress underneath and black high-heel boots inspected them before blanching in disgust.
"Regardless, you all have such garish fashion sense...except for that fine man over there." She said in a classy voice as she eyed Spy, who folded his arms and smirked.
"Sorry, I am a married man. But I appreciate the fact you like the suit." The other mercs rolled their eyes at this before deciding to be polite.
"I think we all should get to know each other. We'll introduce ourselves first." Engineer said as Scout rudely stepped in, pushing the Texan aside as he brushed his hair back smugly.
"I'm the Scout, I know, I'm handsome." He bragged before being knocked aside by Soldier, who gave a salute to the girls.
"I am the Soldier! I am the glue that keeps this team in order!" He announced boldly and brashly as the tall white woman giggled.
"At ease, soldier." She said in a polite tone as Soldier nodded and stepped to the side as Pyro rubbed the back of his head.
"I'm Lit Match...but you can just call me Pyro now, that's the name I've grown used too while living with these guys." He said softly, Engineer patted his friend on the back and gave a polite nod of the head.
"I'm the Engineer, that means I solve problems, not problems like what is beauty because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy." The orange girl with the Stetson Hat chuckled slightly at his introduction as he smiled and winked behind his goggles to her.
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon." Heavy introduced next as he showed his beloved 'Sasha'. The girls all blanched in shock at the size of the minigun as the timid winged girl shivered in slight fear.
"I'm the Demoman and if I were a bad Demoman then I wouldn't be here right now." Demoman introduced himself with a spin and a proud thump of his chest.
"I'm the Sniper, Sheilas. It's a pretty good job if I do say so myself." Sniper said as he politely tipped the brim of his bush hat while giving a friendly wink to the purple girl with both wings and a horn. She smiled and waved to him in return.
"I am the Medic, a pleasure to meet you, Frauleins." Medic said as he took the shy winged girls hand and gently kissed it, causing her to turn from butter yellow to beetroot red. Medic ignored the jealous look the other winged mare was giving him as he stepped back and politely bowed.
"And finally, I am the Spy. Of course, I'd also like to reveal my own surprising secret..." Spy then grabbed Scout by the ear as he was getting up from being pushed down by Soldier earlier.
"I am this disrespectful hooligan's father." Scout scowled and slapped his stepdads hand off of him before looking away with a huff.
"Well, it is nice to meet you all, I am Princess Celestia, acting ruler of Equestria." The tall white woman said with a kind tone and a bow of her head.
"And I am her sister, Princess Luna." The dark blue girl said next while bowing in a more regal way while curtseying.
"I'm Twilight Sparkle, Celestia's prized pupil and recently ascended Alicorn." The purple mare introduced with a polite bow.
"I'm Applejack, a right pleasure to meet y'all!" The orange mare said, tipping the brim of her hat with a bright smile dotting her cute freckled face.
"U-Um...I'm Fluttershy..." The timid winged girl said as she tried to hide behind her wings while avoiding the gaze of Medic, who smirked and chuckled, seeing as his gentlemanly move on her got her all flustered.
"HI! I'M PINKIE PIE AND I WANT TO THROW YOU ALL A WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA PARTY! WHAT KIND OF CAKE DO YOU LIKE?! OR PIE?! OR ICE CREAM?!" The pink mare introduced herself while zipping around the nine mercs, her excitable voice making her sound like she had WAY too much sugar mixed in with just a little Crack.
"I'm Rainbow Dash, boys. Just call me the Fastest Flyer in Equestria." The cyan mare said smugly while lifting herself up with her wings flapping and then kicked back with her hands behind her head.
"And my name is Rarity, darlings. Despite your poor choice in fashions, not you of course Spy, you all are quite charming...in your own ways." The white, elegant mare introduced.
"I think it is best that we head back to the castle and discuss how you all came here...as well as figure out how an Equestrian ended up with your group." Pyro nodded as he put his gas mask back on and the Mercs followed the eight mares back to the castle by the mountains.
Yup, Pyro is gonna be an Equestrian in this story. Also, yes, the MLP Cast will be Antrho, don't like, don't read.